It Is All Idiocity

Lo And Behold We Shall Name It The Super Shrimp

2010-02-17T08:20:00.001-08:00

hello hellu. just came bck from me kampung in good old kedah. i have to say it was MOTHERFUCKING HOT out there. seriously.i felt dizzy going out the front door. anywho, had a blast there as always. ate like a godzilla man. and i dint even train over there. feel so guilty. i cn actually feel me pecs become A PEC. if you get my breeze. anyway, the food was awesome and the company were awesomer :)

okay i shall show u the most incredible most awesome fried shrimp (prawn whatever) EVER in the history of shrimps!

*angelic music*

dint i tell you?
the last pic was the half eaten one (i couldnt help myself!)
:D

anyway, hung out with my cousins and had a blast doing so.
btw, wolfman is so bad that i actually think twilight werewolves look better that is how ugh-ie it is. its a big dont bother. buy dvd at ur local cetak rompak place instead.

okay gtg. exams and debate coming up. wish me luck.

Lots Of Love
your average Alya

Guilt

2010-02-07T04:56:00.000-08:00

hey. been wayyyy TOO LONG. gosh been so caught up. sorry lil bl0ggie. anywho lots of happened.

i went back to my hometown in december for my cuzzes wedding. extremely fun weyh. ate way too much. looking at the spread can actually make you fat. i swear to God, it happens.

start me school .first week of school = OMG IM SO FUCKING EXCITED. my frens are great, my teachers are great, this is gonna b the best year ever!
2nd week = that teacher is so anal.

so u get my point. homework is as painful as taking it up the ass without lube. (anndrea knows all about this)

olahraga and basketball is still kickin ass of course. if i break a record for track this year, sayonara for next year. im getting too old and tired for this. haha. but im still lovin every second of it. (okay, most of the time.)

my math teacher blows. no offense to her.

most of me frens already bukak their braces. FMFL. no fair, been wearing it for SOOOO long. yeah, when u dont have it u want it. when you do have it, u feel like taking it off with metal pliers. i get how u feel.

got sick recently. tip, dont get sick.
it literally sucks balls. i missed basketball tryouts. i almost shot myself but lucky me, coach had already chosen who would be playin this year. thank God. i even went to schul so semangatedly haha. obviously went back home halfway.

ooh, just bought dear john. oh, mad love for that book.
which reminds me, crazy love by michael buble *swoon*

my kh teacher is also anal. u have to susun ur shoes so fucking straight as if ur life depended on it. in my opinion, its just wasting time from learning kh. on second thought, i love susuning my shoes for the thousandth time.

chinese new year comin up definitely looking forward to tht. its on valentines day.
(melody from the smallest violin ever)
*sigh* oh freaking well.

goin to join debate this year. i hope i get it. i REALLY REALLY want it man. i waited 3 years for this. and its likely they might do the mock debate when im not here. FMFL. if tht does happen, i guess its not meant to be eh?

im damn perverted this year. thanks to anndrea a.k.a fannie. Prakkash also. 3 of us are effed up in class. (maybe it has somethin to do with us being born on the first. prakkash first jan, me 1st may and fannie 1st september.) we laughed at any shit. honest.

rohana surprisingly is an awesome teacher. last week she was giving sex ed and her kid is like in our class. awkward. haha. shes fun, i have to admit.

last week some teachers laptop kene curi. u shud have seen him. he went to like some sort of trance man. his eyes were all wild and he cut most of the boys hair. Nazmil and imran were so depressed haha. sorry dudes.

naresha and ruth as always is so nice to let me crash at their place when im stayback-ing. thanks again :)

oh, we did this movie day thingy, and all of us watched bruno. a lot of words to describe it man, most accurate, FUCKING FUCKED UP. (ffu for short) seriously. it was disturbing. and im the perverted one. i feel like burning it. burning it i tell u! anywho ,we played blackjack too. damn fun dudes.

went to wangsa walk to meet ying and the people. she looks the same haha. definitely had fun. went karaoke-ing.i think im still deaf. (thx kal : D) hope u enjoy wangsa walking yingo yingo. see u in a year. have fun over there!

oh guess what! i finally touched the school board. but no one believes me :( i only touched it 4 times. now i cnt touch it anymore. FMFL. it was a beautiful day.

pineapple express is wicked sick ! new fav movie man.

guess thts it. got schul tomorrow with my anal math teacher. later dudes.

Complete

2010-01-09T04:19:00.000-08:00

omg. my friend's A.K.A anndrea, got a post in MLIA. kudos to her man.

Quick E!

2009-12-25T07:40:00.000-08:00

hello! this would be my last post of 2009. i wont be coming back from my kampung till the new year so

HAPPY ADVANCE NEW YEAR!

christmas was okay for me. no biggies. tomorrow i'l be taking off to kampung in kedah for my cuzzes wedding. according to my mum even gonna play some basketball, so oh yea uh-huh.

catch ya people later!

Beacon Of Hope

2009-12-23T22:03:00.000-08:00

hello, lots of stuff happened yesterday. first went to watch avatar. which was totally awesome. the guy in there super hot. story line's good, and the animations are freaking awesome. on the whole, it reeks of awesome-ness. haha.

anyways, weirdest thing happened yesterday. my dad said woo-hoo (Que dramatic music and shocked gasps) i know right? my face was like what the effing. at least now i know where i got the woo-hoo ness from.

was watching live like we're dying, kris allen's version vid on mtv. i like script's version better but, i have to say, and i cnt believe im saying this. this is like the ultimate betrayal to adam lambert but here it goes. kris allen is hot. (que fainting people scene.) i know. it leaves a bitter aftertaste in my mouth. but its true, he is hot. especially in the vid.

tomorrow is christmas! so merry christmas people! (idk where this sentence come from but here goes.) remember no HO, HO, HOS on christmas day. on the 26th is fine.

thats all i got for now. catch ya later.

5 Seconds

2009-12-22T11:31:00.000-08:00

hello world. i just woke up. i slept from 12 pm till 7 pm then i slept again at 705pm till 1am something. so now here i am, fresh as ever. today, well yesterday, i went for training (olahraga) without sleep. omg, almost died. somemore we did the triangle shit x_x but good thing lots of people went.

anyway, smktm got friendly last monday at confusion (thats how u pronounce it but idk how to spell it) guess who won? not us thats for sure. we lost by 2 points. the final score was 21-19. i feel bad cause i missed a couple of shots. but i have to admit that was the most fun i ever had in a friendly. my first sucked, second blowed. so thank God the 3rd aint that bad. we're gonna get revenge fo sho.

okay thats all for the sport statistics.

tomorrow, today i mean, we'll go to pavilion to fix my ipod. the thing died on me. lets hope its fixable. all my tech is die-ing. first my ipod and now my laptop is kecacated also. please work or not i'll be bored to death.

cant wait for friday! see ya people. thats all cause i dont feel inspired anymore. tata.

The Blame Game

2009-12-19T11:13:00.000-08:00

i cant sleep and im bored out of my freaking mind. i feel sorta depressed cause my holiday blows so far cept for a few woo-hoos here and there. and on monday i got a friendly match which i am not ready for btw. and i hope i wont fail our school team. my shots been off and that sux. so im suppose to write stuff here right bout now.

...... (crickets) ......

yea. i got nothing. god give me some sort of inspiration.

Roll Up Your Sleeves And Get To Work

2009-12-17T09:46:00.000-08:00

hello ole dead blog. i've been lazy to be honest and my life is dead boring these days. im actually living in a routine like manner. heres what my tues-fri looks like

8 - basketball / olahraga training
11 - eat / balik
12 - take bath
12.30 - sleep
7 - wake up to my brother's banter for dinner or etc.
8 - eat
9 - watch tv
1/2/3 - roll round in bed

usually i read before i sleep. and omg, i read truly madly yours. oh shit, i cried like hell. idk whats wrong with me. i think because im very sleep deprived. oh and have i mentioned im staying at my dads for 2 weeks cause i wanna blik kampung at christmas? so YEA.

today, i surprised myself by sleeping at 6 in the morning. and finished the book of tomorrow (which is also sad and happy and awesome. no surprise there since its cecelia ahern's) and ran a full round for 7 minutes (i dont know how that happened. i think cause some creepy person was like asking me a question so i just upped and chow.) anywho, when everyone balik-ed i was alone and there was the football team. and i have no mood for their rowdy behaviour so i had to wait at the bus stop at sktm2. geee, thanks. a lot. oh and i saw an old fren of mine. the years has done him justice haha

when i head home, my grams stopped by giant. tip, dont get the roasted chicken. tasted like baby barf. i am being strictly serious. or the nestea cause that too taste like shit. but get the cotton candy cause its goooood :P

anyway, woke up at 7+ and ate fried rice for din din. watched tv, read me boook and blog.

i watched jamie's road trip and i still dont get why theres such a thing as racism. i shud meet one and i asked wtf is going through their head. i mean, there was a couple of boozers who said the N word on live tv. i mean, cmon you people are boozers and still think ur better than everyone from another race? like do they have some mental disability or somethin? cause i really dont get it. honestly it's completely effed up retarded.

anywho, on a lighter note, got bball tomorrow :) i hope got passing layup. its so much funner than normal ones :D

it's 215 am and my eyeball hurts. tata.

Legendary.

2009-12-12T06:15:00.000-08:00

I AM IN 3N!

OH YEAH. UH-HUH.

I'LL TELL YA WHY IM SO FREAKIN HAPPY.

PRAKKASH, NARESHA, ANDREA, RUTH, ELAINE, SHARLENE, KONG, GRACE, AIMUNI, ALIYYA, NG THE HOTTIE :P, RACHEAL, NAZMIL

SO YEA!

AND NEXT YEAR SCHOOL IN THE MORNING SO Y'KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

I DONT KNOW EITHER BUT ITS AWESOME.

The Merlion

2009-12-09T05:56:00.000-08:00

hello! i went for a trip to see my cuz. it was awesome. went to eat some japanese and korean food. so delis. and then there was this barbeque thingy and u get to cook ur own food. knowing me i burnt some of the stuff. but it tasted all right (to me :P) anyways, went to underwater world. kinda disappointed. aquaria is WAY better man. semangat malaysia.

saw the pink dolphin. looks like a dolphin with a bad sunburn. honest. when i saw the turtles and stuff i knew fo sho im gonna take marinery course. wish me luck.

went to the zoo too. i know so touristy. anyyway, i saw the white tiger and mind u i watched the vid of em ripping a guy apart so they scared the living shit out of me. they were like real white with startling blue eyes. maybe if u kiss one of it, it'll become u know like some hot caucasian guy or you just get eaten and die for such a useless cause. some people are willing i bet.

nywho, saw the white tiger shit and the fish started like eating the poop. yea a big (?) when i saw it too. and i saw em eat. kinda cool in a terrifying way. get what i mean? pygmy hippo is way cute weyh. there was a lil one but some stupid woman keep hitting the fibreglass. no brainer.

oh and i saw the monkeys with real red asses. ill post some pics later. oh and my cuz almost lost a finger to a pelican. long story.

went to the 2nd island and went for a skyride and lugeride. omg. so awesome. it was like totally thrilling and super fun. definite climax to the trip. oh, and i like to apologise to the couple who was taking pics and i go sibuk sibuk. sorry >_<

me and my family took the double deck which was not bad. very roomy.
shopping centres that are super awesome - vivocity, chinatown, takashimaya, queensway, orchard mall.

i think thats it. (its not but my brother is in my hair cause im using his comp.)

see ya for now. tata.

Creepa Palooza

2009-12-03T05:24:00.000-08:00

hello has been too long! i dont know what to write bout so i'll just write bout stuff i remember for last few weeks.

i've been playing basketball and olahraga, i do think im a holic. anywho, did diagonal which was fuckin tiring for like 22 minutes AND i even had bowel problems like the first 10 minutes. so yeah. haha. we played bball against seksyen 5 at siaga. omg lost like hell. 9-3. damn sad. somemore i got one free layup and it didnt mother masuk. so annoying. asyraf came to one of the training and he's not bad i guess. haha. nyways, if i touch the rim this year, coach would belanja shoes. ANY KIND. so i have to touch it. HAVE TO. (cant even touch board yet. bother.)

i went to smartpets, thinking it'll be awesome. its not. trust me.

OH and i finally got the new ahern book. havent read it yet tho. looks heavenly :P

my uncle lend me some nicholas sparks books and omg, i was crying shit aftr i finished. its so sad and sweet. definitely up there in the list of awesomest author ever. and i finished the wicked series which was to be honest kinda boring. i was so disappointed >_> try to imagine the ending is the guy who got scarred became unscarred but the soulmate kena blind and has to forever be in this place to damn those who dont keep the world in balance to hell. wha? so kecacated.

idk why but i've been playing my ds again. i havent touch it for like 8 months and its fun again :P

i watched crows zero 2. i dont get the movie but plenty of hot guys. swoon. the fighting parts are cool too. and yes, i HAVENT watched new moon. im so pissed. i really REALLY wanna watch it. bummer. i watched kung fu panda again and its still awesome. (duck + ? = panda) try to solve that haha

im suppose to have tuition in dec but cant seem to fit it in anywhere. im scared for pmr now. hope God help me man. everytime i start thinking bout next year, this comes up.

PMR. PMR. MORNING SESSION. PMR. SPORTS IN THE EVENING. PMR. NEW TEACHERS. PMR. MORE MATHS. AWESOME MOVIES. PMR. MSSD. PMR.SEEING FRIENDS AGAIN. PMR. PMR. PMR!!

yeah.

btw, someone at siaga looks exactly like amir hamzah form 3. seriously. freaks me out. ask ruth. its creepy.

got some drama with seksyen 5 girls. people need to chill. its just a game eh?

so thats it. tata.

What Part Of Don't Touch, You Don't Understand?

2009-11-18T06:11:00.000-08:00

hello! i've been so busy busy busy. on tuesday, BASKETBALL! in the morning. played against seksyen 5 and some bloody bastards insulted our team. all i gotta say is FU-UCK YO-OU! haha. anyways ate at the nasi ayam shop ;D i dont know the name of the shop. there was kitties there too! but keshen dont like em :( meanie. OH and i got to know he's from my school! sktm2 la. he was so upset that i dint know. i dint believe at first but when i got home i checked the school mag and there he is! in 4 Ehsan. hi keshen. haha. dont mind me im listening to I LOVE COLLEGE BY ASHER ROTH. which actually makes me hyper ^_^

anyways, on wednesday, BASKETBALL! in the morning. felt so sleepy. but i went anyway cause it was girls training >_< btw, OOI +ANNDREA LOH ahaaha. he hates it when i ejek him that but its so fun. nyways trainin, did ball protection (te-hehe) today. me and ruth were goofing off and ending up getting hurt. good thing we survived tho haha. she tripped on my foot and i tripped on her leg. it was funny but coach wasnt laughin. i guess he wouldnt find it funny. prakkash drew a picture of coach which was so cute with buckteeth and stuff.

ate at syed. we made a mess and was so noisy and all the people there was like staring but we dint care haha. so freakin hyper and laughing shit. poor naresha kena kcau while she was eating. it was fun. then they all teman me to school and i went home. i mandi eat then slept till like 7 oclock. was so tired. hehe. then eat and watched tv. so here i am! dont know what else to do. might as well go read a bit.

p.s. watched niga higa in youtube. so funny. i love the green ball ahaha. later

Whoop Dee Doo

2009-11-16T07:09:00.000-08:00

i noticed all my title sucks like hell this days. i dont know la. results been sucky. and spm is coming. btw GOOD LUCK ALL SPM-ERS. so what have i been up to? not much actually. fightin with my dad, basketball, goin school. da-di-da-di-da.

last friday went to kal's in the morning. played taboo and then went to ruths for dancing with the stars. that game is damn fun but i suck at it :( haha. nyways, last sat went for olahraga had 30 minutes jogging which was actually not bad-ish. then went eat eat and bought some dvds. the hangover looks awesome. still havent watch yet tho >_<

nyways, today dint do much watched a movie in the dewan. it was the series of unfortunate events, damn sad that story. then went to ponteng in k class. omg. i swear anndrea and i were damn high over nothing. we just couldnt stop laughing. everyone was like looking with the "i dont get it" face. fucking funny. but when i went up to class, felt okay ony. haha

anyways, tomoro going for basketball cause cuti! yay. btr sleep now. bye bye.

p.s. watch this.

Gone Koo Koo

2009-11-09T07:24:00.000-08:00

hello hello. been a while eh?
should start with i heard tommy sing!
haha. omg he sings awesomely weyh seriously
anyways that happened last friday. only a few people came.
anndrea, grace, michelle, leesha, kong, tommy, philip and others la.
we played cards the whole day. i ponteng ponteng assembly also.
everyone was damn jumpy cause mat zain was circling the blocks.
damn scared weyh cause a few people got caught and told on us.
stupid bastards.
but in the end we were free-ee cause we are that pro haha.
omg, i dnt know what the hell is wrong with me la.
anywho, that night went to the koko shit which was okay la, i guess.
teach rohana asked me how old i was when i went up to take my sijil
what the, wha?
i was like umm form dua ?
she nod and i took the sijil and ran for my life haha.
anyhows, on sat went for olahraga.
did 25 minutes jogging. felt awesome since i havent done that much for awhile ady.
on sun, went for basketball.
only kong and keshen came so we call call.
varmant, nic, ooi, kong, keshen and me in the end though. not bad la.
at least we managed to play one game and chern fell halfway.
omg, he could have lost his spine and ass weyh.
but he's okay. anndrea loh keeping him alive haha.
just kids.
later ate at mch.
went back home and puked my guts out. ger-oss.
at night had din din at chili's and watched mj's this is it.
still cant believe he's gone. it feels unawesome.
today went to school.
worked at corp.
hanif all were being crazy as well haha.
aliyya dint used her power of anak puan rohana though.
it would have been totally AWESOME! if she did.
haha.
didnt do much today.
played cards as usual. then went home.
eat then went to giant.
got a few stuff and now im blogging.
cnt wait for tomorrow. got olahraga haha.
tata hone :)

p.s. ignore the hone.

No Fair

2009-11-03T09:05:00.000-08:00

my finals are finally over. yes. but. theres always a but. my sejarah teach wants the notes that i DIDNT finish by tomorrow. and an all nighter it is. 3 chapters of pure doom. i thought today would be the day i can finally relax but nooo. sejarah is really a pain in the ass. sorry sejarah but its true. now better go finish it up.

p.s. siaga tomorrow. gonna practice full court full speed lay ups. wish me luck :)

Thunder

2009-11-01T01:15:00.000-07:00

well beginners luck my ass. my first friendly ever and i played like some hobo they picked up from the street. seriously. everyone else played awesomely though, good thing ^_^ we won by 1 point.

omg, those sg buloh players are major 0_0 weyh. super awesome. god.

there was numbr 11 which was quite short but she was fast and scored like almost all. and i think she got banged the most also. kudos to her man. the oldest there was like 14 and they totally jilted our team. i felt like hitting something and it didnt help i got a bloody blister on my foot. oh well thats life.

anyways speaking of life. sejarah has succeded to drain the life out of me. the last time i laughed was like an hour ago because i watched the simpsons for awhile. 2 more days and the bitching will be over. (mr burns says "excellent") on wednesday i dont give a shit. i'll play basketball and go ponteng ponteng or play cards. lets just hope my results wont let me down.

so gtg study somemore now. if only the simpsons marathon quit calling to me. damn. im doomed.
tata.

Memoirs

2009-10-29T08:37:00.000-07:00

Cant believe how stupid i was last year haha. compare to this year, God. Maths used to be string cheese. now skim milk. next year french toast.
-THE MUMBLES OF ME.

i think im hungry.

Quick And Easy

2009-10-28T06:08:00.000-07:00

hello. i have to make it quick since tomorrow is geo >_> lots of stuff has happened. i'll just list em down real quick

prakkash has become a braceface. welcome to the club fellow brother.
now, it makes me, grace, joelle, danial, prakkash, dania, arfah. i think. did i miss anyone?
anyways, now he shall know how fucked up painful braces are. good thing im getting em off by the end of the year. yes, sweet sweet freedom.wonder what i'll look like without em.

next is im gonna fail bm. today took penulisan. can die.so freaking hard.

ringing. someones phone was actually ringing during the exam when JC was the teacher. heck, it was hashriq. fucking funny weyh. we were all doing our papers when some hip hop song came on. everyone thought it was JC's but i knew better since i was sitting right beside him.

shyam was crazy during science paper two. he was like making noises, scraping the table and when he wanted to laugh he'll disguise it as a cough. one time tak jadi omg. everyone laugh weyh. it was damn funny.

its weird. livita 250x used to mean something. now, its damn shit. useless hopeless waste of money drink.

i got new basketball shoes ^_^ my old ones died so my mum got me a new pair. unfortunately, we bought it 2 days before exams so i was like shit! have to wait 2 weeks before i can use them. grr.

just puked just now. god feel damn sickish. hope i can do the exams tomorrow. later.

p.s. good luck all u exam takers.

O_O

2009-10-20T08:52:00.000-07:00

im constantly taken off guard even after everything i've heard and everything i've seen, life could still give me a hell of a surprise.
nobody is what they seem.
haha, bye.

Second Chances?

2009-10-20T05:19:00.000-07:00

hello. i've been bz with well, nothing actually. just malas to update. anyhow, today went to school. I dont know why i bother. the teachers dont really teach. they just give latihan and dont really care whether you do it or not. anyways, when reached school, talk talk with everyone and kal told me something about sharlene. it happened at sharmila's which i couldnt go to cause of you know who being you know what. i wont tell you here unless you wanna know then ask me at school. the story is too long to write.

anywho, in class, fight with kong as usual. haha. damn stupid. first he threw a pen at me then i threw a water bottle. then he called me something i dont remember. then i attacked him with a chair though he ran too fast. sigh, haha. he was being extra hyper today. going crazy :P

all of us were real crazy today but surprisingly we finished all our work though. OH! i kacau keshen like hell today . haha. he thinks i know his fb password when actually i dont but you know me. you dont know whether im telling the truth or im just joking around. haha. okay okay too much haha's.

oh yea, yesterday my cous came over and we chit chat round la. its been a long time since we hung out it was kinda fun. we went out to JJ and i played the basketball game thingy. swear to God my arms hurt like hell. then played the air hockey thing which i btw manage to beat my cous haha. anyways, after that we head home before going out to get some grub.

i've been reading the secret circle and its damn awesome. i know i should be studyin but mlas la. especially sejarah blrrgh. exams are next week and i hope i could get my 8 A'S. wish me luck.

bye. goin studyin now >_>

Wishes

2009-10-17T11:44:00.000-07:00

HAPPY DEEPAVALI!
TO ALL YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE.
HAVE AN AWESOME ONE

Blown Out Of Proportion

2009-10-16T10:09:00.000-07:00

hello! today, i slept at 4+ almost 5. then went to bank. the bankers look so happy working. i dnt know whether its an act or they really love their jobs but the bank is so boring. the only thing interesting there is the money. okay, now i get why they love their jobs. haha. anyways later went to aimuni's place at 1230. turns out i was like 2 hours late. i read the sms wrongly. it was suppose to be at 10. i was wtf? oh well. most of the people was still there though so it was all good. anyways, later went to arfah's place. her house is H-U-G-E. it goes on everywhere forever. seriously.

watch the boys play guitar hero since i really suck at it. look at mze's gf face for the first time ever. she looks exactly like aliyya from 2k. so weird. anyways, had to go home at 230. at home enjoyed a delicious quarter pounder. first time i tried it. its awesome weyh. its like a cheeseburger but bigger. its not like double cheeseburger which is grossly huge. its just nice. haha. then enjoyed a sundae before watching i love u beth cooper and year one. both movies were okay only but i love u beth cooper sucky ending and year one doesnt make sense at all.

anyhows, went to eat at old town at mwt. enjoyed 'how fun' ^_^ ironic no? the other spelling might be 'ho' fun'. which spells worst. either way its delicious. now at my dads. online-ing at 246. hope cn wake up early tmoro.

tata.

What The Eff?

2009-10-15T08:52:00.000-07:00

hello. been awhile.ignore the title. i have no idea what else to write. next thing u know all my titles would be untitled. anyways, lots been going on since i last updated. haha. i've beenplayin loads of basketball and today played during pj with baju kurung. omg, it was fuckin hot. everyone was sweaty as hell. okay i know tmi but still. then went to class for agama and ustazah was in a bad mood and stuff. wasnt good. nyways, before headin home played more basketball. d-u-h. haha. played okay i guess. not too bad but not pro either >_>

anyhows, exams are coming 0_0 i want to get it over with la. its so annoying. i want to be u kno FREE!! but of corse i dont control this kind of stuff. so i have to study. like a lot. all the time.

oh yea! it reminds me of koperasi today. it was ruth's first day at the korp. lau was like testing her and stuff. me and kal just lagh it off. the questions were real hard. no joke.

anyways, i cnt think right now since the tv is beckoning. but i feel like posting something. oh, american idol repeats are on. see ya.

p.s. cnt wait to hang out with me frens tomorrow!

Funny Bone

2009-10-10T08:02:00.000-07:00

hey. im in a hurry so i just thought of my abandoned blog. anyways, i found this blog that have Samy Vellu Jokes. please keep an open mind kay?

Samy Vellu on the speed of Pos Laju's delivery system :-

"BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI" :-)

At a TV interview, when trying to say he was ashamed, he said:

`Kemaluan saya besar'

Samy said in a ceramah:

"Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orang-orang kampong disini."

One pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?"

and Samy gloriously replied,

"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"

Samy's favorite quote on national television:

"Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"

During the water crisis:

"semua orang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr..!"

Regarding social problems:

"..orang2 muda sekarang banyak hisap dada.."

At a blood donation campaign in Sungei Siput:

"...marilah kita semua menderma dara.."

During the height of the Al-Arqam saga, he said in a press conference,

"Saya gembira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam.."

At an opening ceremony:

"Tuan tuan dan puan puan, saudara mara, sesudah semua orang makan kenyang, sekarang kita mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas untuk membuka kain"

Commenting about his modesty:

"sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"

And the best: u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS.

PLUS Highway = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy

"saya berasa bangga dapat melihat pusat-pusat jururawat yang cantik-cantik.".upon opening ceremony for nursing training center

"Saya tidak setuju dan menentang sekeras2nya tuduhan PAS memanggil kami kapir ..."

Ucapan Samy Vellu sempena kepulangan angsakawan Dr. Sheikh Mudzafar,

"Kita rasa bersyukur kerana angkawasan kita yang telah MENINGGAL DUNIA selama 10 hari telah selamat DIKEBUMI."

Samy Vellu and his Stamps

When Samy Vellu completed 25 years of his role as a politician over M'sia, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He insisted the stamp to be of international quality. When the stamps were duly released, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and become furious. He called the chief of the Secret Service and ordered him to investigate the matter. The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Samy Vellu.

He said: "Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!"

-------samy vellu and space exploration

Mr Samy Vellu went for the United Nations' meeting. He represented the Malaysian Prime Minister. All nations were
discussing about space exploration by the year 2008.
Here are some of the conversations:
China Delegate : "By the year 2008, China will start their moon exploration project."
Russian Delegate : "We too, we are going to explore the moon. This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon."

George Bush & Clinton : "We the United States will also explore the moon for the second time."
Malaysian Delegate : "By the year 2008, Malaysia will explore the sun."

There was a long silence. Bush stood up and asked the Malaysian delegate
"Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?"
Samy Vellu (after a long silence) : "We will do it in the
evening."

-------------------- version 2

Siri lain
Samy Vellu ditemuramah tentang program angkasawan negara.

Lagi-lagi Samy
Samy: "…Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat.
Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergi
matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita…."

Penemuramah: Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi
sana ?

Samy: Cit! itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun
jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang,
manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk……

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samy vellu and sign Language
Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw
and was unable to speak. Being the great leader that he was,
he continued his grand tour.

On the last week of his visit, the RTM crew was present for
his press conference. Although unable to speak, Samy insisted
sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues.

Samy caught a chicken and showed it to camera. He next took
a goat, and showed it to the camera. Finally he took a bag
and displayed in front of the camera.

Dr Ling was the first to see the video clips. He said, "Samy
is telling us that India has insufficient food because he
showed us chicken and goat, and he wants Malaysia to donate
bags of rice."
The senator watched silently then said, "No lah!...what Samy
trying to say is HE IS COMING BACK!!!"

The whole Cabinet was puzzled and look to the man for
an explanation.

The Senator reasoned, "AYAM KAMBING BAG!!!"
("I am coming back!!!" in Indian accent)

hope yall like it. see ya.

Set Em Up

2009-10-07T23:09:00.000-07:00

hello. well today obviously got drama right? huh. i wanted to go zoo for the volunteer thing which was 50% of my sivik mark. then knowing my dad he let me go only if we could see my teacher, got letter from school, see the zoo people and bla bla bla. so in the end got plenty of tears, i hate you's and inner hating.

at the zoo, my dad was going ballistic and start talkin bout me behind my bck to the zoo people. then he went home. turns out, he dint go home. he went to my FRIGGIN SCHOOL. i know, embarassing to a point of fucked up. he axtually went to see my teacher and stuff. i had nothing to hide so i dint give a shit. then he just wants to find some fault in me, he asked my teacher bout basketball. my teacher said that one the student arranged. major duh. the school was too cheap to pay for our training. anyways then my grams told my dad lets just send her to hostel. BAH! that will happen (eye rolling) i rather chop off my arm tha go to a hostel. and believe me chopping off my arm would bring loads of attention from the media and my dad wouldnt like that would he?

alas, he is my father. this is a curse that has been bestowed upon me. ala, i know eventhough how much i despise him, ashamed of him, he's still my dad. cant live him alone can i? not like i have a choice.

anyhows, forget bout him.

ZOO TIME!

it was freakin awesome. got loads of hard labour and shit. i mean real shit. u know, poop. hey those turtles can poop like hell man. it was like a mountain. anyways, managed to clean 3 mini ponds and 1 huge one. it was fun. but our zookeeper not only was damn han sap (flirty) he was cruel too. the turtles, poor turtles kena step on by him, rolled over and he also fed a LAMB real living breathing LAMB to a snake. did i mention it was a LAMB? those cute ones. good thing i hate lamb chop. he pulled the lamb by the neck, fed it some vegies then throw it into the snake cage. it was effed up. i know snakes gotta eat but cant you like slaughter it first? give it a faster death than a slow painful one down a snakes throat?

anyways, heres some pics.

camera person - me
the people inside the pics - han sap fella, ruth, me, shyam, cutesy pie and family, mount garbage, mini mount garbage, mr broom

before our hardwork

even the turtles are cowering in fear because it is so dirty.

i present to you mount garbage

all in a row. good boy. and girl. and boy or girl?

close up on the crap!

working hard le

shyam abang sado' haha

ruth excited over mud hhehe

you know.

after so long, it is CLEAN

swimmy here, swimmy there

its too shiny. my eyes, it burns haha

mini mount garbage

hardwork always pays off

it looks like a mirror image but its not

no intro needed

paksa smile hehe

warriors of cleanliness

the cutesy pie!

so clean already?

after that, fed the turtles. there was this turtle island where u have to cross a wooden plank like in a pirate movie one in order to get there. almost crap my pants i did. it was scary and the plank is like real wobbly. anywho, i got out alive haha and walked around with me frens and took more pics with ruths and philips phone and camera.

then i head home, eat and take bath. my hand smells like a turtle salad which consist of lettuce, cabbage, fish, papaya, banana, long bean, and some other things i had to hold. not good. have to go wash le. see ya. tata.

Skippy

2009-10-07T05:50:00.000-07:00

howdy do. okay. today is a brand new day. started off with me going to school. watch pro people play basketball then head to class. then head to koperasi meeting. can die. it was so majorly boring i swear. then my pengetua mcm over over emotional. she lets people give opinion then say stuff like "jgn jdi negative." what? woman decide whether u want our opinion or not. i mean since urs is oh so valuable-ente' and our is so worthless-ie-es (?)

hahah. then in class. ugh. class = boring. we dint even learn anytin. teavher cme in and sit there while we play chess and stuff. then during rehat kne mrh by teacher norliah then blik class. i wanted to ponteng kh since teacher dint even come but nah. i will be a good disciplined student (puking sounds)

masa maths i did my work, pour water on kong, throw paper at everybody and laughed. a lot. then 15 minutes mahu blik i went out from class. dnt wury i finished my work ady. then hung out with me frens, shoot some hoops then blik.

ate rice with kurma before going up into my own lil world called my room. now im reading, chattin and bloggin. i need to find something to do. see ya.

p.s. tomorrow going to volunteer at the zoo. cant wait!

Threats

2009-10-06T06:12:00.000-07:00

a hell lot of ugly from a parade of stupidity

haha, hello people. today went for bball at siaga then went to school. was hyper hyper. then, this is when the drama starts, balik time. it was 7.15 and my bro called me. he was freaking out and was saying omg, dads pissed at you bla bla bla. i have to admit i was scared shitless. and talking to my grams was useless cause she said it was all my fault. what? i called her just now saying im going to school and might be going home a little later. anyhows, i asked aida if she could send me home and she said can. so anyways, in the car my bro was teling me my dad wanted to see my frens and stuff. how old am i? 10? i came back at 7+ also want to go all crazy. its not like i pergi isap dadah. i was at school for God's sake.

after that, reached home. my dad was going crazy at me, athirah and aida. being the a-hole he is, he keeps finding stuff to blame it on me. and another thing that was puzzling me was if he was so fucking worried, why didnt he check at school? he knows i play there almost everyday. anyway, do you what he fucking said? he was scolding us as if what we've been doing is so unthinkably disgusting. sheesh we were playing basketball, not fucking around. bet he dint believe that. he also said and i quote "i've been giving her all the freedom such as letting her sleeping at 3am and watch tv after 12am." wtf? im 14. its NORMAL for me to sleep at that time. if thats freedom i'm in prison. oh wait i fucking am.

i hate this hell hole. anywho, he said nomore basketball for me. at first i was fucking piss and shit sad la. what the hell? i mean my uncle said its good to play sports than do drugs and shit after the divorce. now my dad is saying i shouldnt play. omg, i have to consider smoking. see his fucking face would be priceless. but of course what my mum said is true. i'll just be hurting myself. so u know what im gonna do?

-PLAY MORE BASKETBALL.
-KEEPING MY ROOM DIRTY AS HELL
-COME HOME REALLY LATE
-WATCH TV ESPECIALLY AFTER 12AM
-SLEEP AS LATE AS I POSSIBLY COULD.

at first i thought i should just go to my mums as easy as that. but i wont pussy out. i just provoke him somemore. lets see his face when im fucking rebellious. i wont let him win anymore. im gonna have so much fun. im done being the perfect daughter for him since he wont appreaciate it. im not saying i'll go into negativity like drugs, free sex etc but i will NOT LISTEN TO HIS SHIT. but since i still love my mum, i'll be the perfect daughter to her by keeping my grades up, respecting her and stuff.

anyhows, now im in my room going in a hunger strike until the coast is clear. i dont want to see him after what he said to aida and athirah. btw im really sorry guys for his a-hole behaviour and thanks for being there for me ^_^

im thinking of having scrramble eggs. sounds good. gotta go talk to my informer (bro) now. see ya.

p.p.s. if he stops me from going basketball, i will take a cab i swear to God.
p.p.p.s. i love you people.

Jaded

2009-10-05T04:23:00.000-07:00

haha, hi. well todays a monday. surprsingly it all went awesomely.woke up. had bihun goreng which was awesome btw. went to school. talk talk, perhimpunan perhimpunan then head to class. during sivik, talk bout ghost stories. fuck, it was shit scary. someone could have crap their pants. serious.

anywho, rehat time eat eat like i always do then went for science. surprisingly, i did work (omfg!) cause had to hantar the book for marks maybe thats why i was so semangated. during agama played tai ti, got scolding from ustazah because never bring book, etcera etcera. after agama, while waiting for teacher to come up, me, kong, tommy, ruth and philip watched the basketball game and ejek ejek ooi. (sorry). kong was like ooiruth! and i was like kongjade! haha,funny part was ruth hit philip not kong hahha. in bm class, all of us were talking bout porn, tights and some shit. p.s. kong is a horndog pervert. all the things we were talking bout shouldnt have been discussed by 14 years olds.

haha, anyways, masa blik watched pro people play bball then head home. so here i am writing the lamest post in the world in the lamest blog in the world. ciao people.

No Idea

2009-10-03T05:18:00.000-07:00

hey, this post is specifically dedicated to a certain person who is a man, with a name that rhymes with masam and have a goatee that looks like hairy shit stuck to his chin.

that motherfucker not only fucking threw rubbish on the fucking floor, he told me to pick up his garbage shit. he motherfucking did it, he should do it. somemore that dog, insulted the way i played basketball in front of my whole class like he's some kind of fucking king of basketball. fuck you man. if any basketball player said that i wouldnt mind at least they play the sport. but this middle age motherfucker doesnt even know what a lay up and a chop is and can talk shit to me. which makes me shit angry.

the worst part is i let it get to me. when i reached home i was so upset i would have ripped my basketball apart. but i dint of course. cause i knew all that time i wake up 5am in the morning, wait 2 hours to start playing, stayback for 2 hours almost every single day, aint for nothing. sure im not mvp, sure i still miss shots but im human. i make fucking mistakes. so if that jackass of a dog, thinks he's fucking pro-er than me so be it. at least i myself know he cant motherfucking play.

God, im sorry for being so you know like that. but i was so angry it was beyond me. i never had anything against him. when he came into the class, i sat down quietly and read my book. but he had to go all commando personal emotional shit attack on me. i think he just hates me for reasons unknown to man kind. anyways, kal is hating on another teach so S.U.S.U. is back on people. worst part is both teachers are coming morning next year. how unlucky.

lets just hope shit like this could be avoided. i seriously have no time for all this drama shit. tata

Alpha Dog

2009-10-01T08:07:00.000-07:00

hey. been doing maths recently. i still remember everyone tellin me form 2 maths is fucking easy. its a fucking lie.

i got so annoyed doing it. my mum got annoyed too since i keep asking her questions and she telling me how to do but my brain doesnt seem to process them in a language i understand. in the end i just nod. its totally obvious i dint get it and my mum could see that but she just let it go ^_^

anyways, today in class, kal, elaine, kong and ooi dint cme to school. plus teacher norliah called all the koperasi people out. i was preparing for her to say "you're fired." but thank God that dint happen. instead she said thank you to all of us for working so hard. (my wtf face was on the entire time she said "te-ha-nnk yoo-u") haha. then got back in class and did my maths or more like trying to do maths.

then after some time, teacher jc called me and ruth to go weigh and shit. we were so excited for no apparent reason. haha. it turns out i grew but i put on weight. damn shit. oh well. then pj time well you can guess what happen

i got in trouble.

my pj teacher dnt let grls play bball (how sexist is that?) so me and ruth wanted to find some escape route and we did. when he saw us all he could do was shake his head hehe. so made a fool of myself and head to class. wtched the bball game for awhile (ooi and some guy against dollah and an win) which was real intense. anywho, during agama uh i...

i got in trouble.
again.

she called all of us then ask us to do pafa right there and then. gulp. i hentam shit ony and manage to get everytin ticky tick except one. good enough since it was on the spot kinda thing.
after that, shoot some hoops before heading home. btw the school was full of people in colourful clothes. they got sembahyang hajat for form 3 and 5. the dewan was damn full.

anyhows, head home and eat. tried to do maths again then online la. hehe. i guess i shuld sleep since tmoro goin bball. catch ya later.

Let It Rain

2009-09-30T07:09:00.000-07:00

hello. been too long. so today, basketball in the morning duh. kept drizzling. nywho, made me piss to no end when i keep missing power shots. or any other shots to be exact. and it dint help that dollah was laughing like hell. vvf. nyways, went to eat at the nasi lemak shop. the rice was damn nice. later went to ruths and play with sam and spye. damn cute weyh.

anyhows, later went to school. had some sort of ceramah for form 2 grls. god that lady is into details. too much INFO ALERT. i fell asleep for half an hour through the thing. woke up all crappie and cramp-ii. all of us got free pads. yes pads. i just gave it away to the dudes. they were so excited bout it. throwing it round and laughing shit. it was fucking funny.

later in maths the guys were playing water war. i acted all innocent then threw water at kong. he dint even know it was me. hhaha, sorry. masa blik, watched the pros played bball. damn awesome weyh. when i reached home, eat eat and now i am bloggin while watchin tv. guess thats it. later

Arr-Rated

2009-09-25T19:14:00.000-07:00

its not. but its a frickin funny vid. must watch fo sho.

The Sun Will Shine

2009-09-25T18:18:00.000-07:00

hey. holidays are almost over. back to school. major zzzz. didnt do much during the hols now that i thought bout it. loads of visiting, playing basketball and shit like that. good thing didnt rain too or not it would have cramped my non existent plans.

anyways, today goin to see my orthodontist (is that how u spell it?) for another check up. i've been going to that woman for 4 frickin years. dont i get a break? if so i want it to be a CLEAN BREAK. the only person that could understand this is christopher. he's been going there forever too but not anymore though. lucky.

anyhows, back to basketball. yesterday i played with me friends. gosh i am SO out of shape. 25 minutes of gameplay and i got tired already, wtf? all my stamina gone, poof just like that,. back to frickin square one. pisses me off that.

oh, and yesterday me and ruth went round mwt for a bike ride. gosh, now i wish i got a bike so i could ride round. it'll be A WAY of transportation nyways.

athirah told me, soon driving license could only be taken when ur 21. if thats the way they want it, screw it. im driving by the time im 16. aint nothin cn stop me. okay people might but dint u kno a lost cause when its totally in your face? ^_^

so guess thatsit. since its in the morning and i have a bloody headache, this post is completely and utterly bout nothing in particular. so catch yer later

Protein

2009-09-22T12:19:00.000-07:00

well, yello. lets get to the main point shall we? yesterday, me dad's friend came over with his family. at first we thought at most it'll be like less than 20 people since its just one family. guess what? they arrived like agung like that with the cars and the noise and the people. there were like 30+ people and i didnt know ANY OF EM. AT ALL. they came in and talk talk talk. my bro and i was like salam-ing people with what the fucking faces. they arrived with 6+ cars and the cars were big shit. i didnt know how to react so i just went with the safest way possible.

to the kitchen mates.

my grams was there trying to like cut up more ketupats, adding more kuah. i just ran around helping here and there. but gosh there were loads of UNKNOWN people miling round. to make it hell lot better, all the kids were like my age so my dad was like jom eat together gether and fuck like that. knowing me, i am not the "hoo haa wee lets be friends and share secrets!" kind of person, did my dad really expect some of his friend's kids who btw was looking at me like im some kind of alien because i look chinese, to be best buds? no way.

so after the whole thing was over. the feeling of claustrophobia finally ebbed. i finally got my inner peace back.

anyhows, enough bout yesterday. lets talk bout today.

today i went for bball in the morning and turns out only kenneth and keith were there. all of em look damn tired and was like "keshen is gonna die weyh"

then somemore people came and we played bball la. after that went to eat some chicken rice, which was delicious btw. anywho, went to ruths house and her dog looks really huge now. last time he was like near my knee there or shorter. now he's like almost to my waist. that dog can grow. he's still cute though ^_^

talk talk talk there then head home. after having me bath, had a nap. god so awesome. THEN, my bro woke me up cause my cuz came over. i havent seem him in awhile and he's grown too. all my cuzes are real tall these days. so layan layan, talk talk, then he head to my aunties.

my grams wanted to go get some nasi impit (ricecakes) so i just follow la.

after that went to my aunties and spend time with the really cute kitties. their damn fat now with all the eating and shitting. my cuz was telling me the mummy cat is pregnant. AGAIN. gowd, what a whore haha. her kittens are barely 3 mnths old and shes pregnant hmm...interesting

nyways, rest of the day passed by quickly and now here i am online-ing at 3.40 a.m. cant sit still la. wanna go find something to do. later gator.

Academic Trainers

2009-09-19T10:11:00.000-07:00

oh yeah i knew i forgotten something. last thursday we had this not so surprising but surprising spot check. my bag got ransacked but fortunately, my phone was with ms. voon so i manage to escape hehe. elaine was both lucky and unlucky. her product presents all kena rampas but her phone which was under the table, managed to not kena rampas. i dont get it whats wrong with bringing lip balm to school? other students might get distracted because of its shininess when it is applied on people lips? honestly, its fucking retarded.

then we had this assembly thingy, and ooi won first place for a competition. guess what they called him? "tempat pertama ialah ooi jin kong"

laughter.

how did chern turn into kong? try to imagine how confused both of em were when teacher said that. anyways azizah was like scolding me bout me not wearing tudung i was looking around and a big percentage of malay girls are not wearing tudung why am i the target?

then prakkash lit up a firecracker in the middle of the court and started dancing round and round in front of all the teachers. it was hilarious. then sharlene took out the tepung and i dont need to go on for you to know what happen. btw, sorry again ying bout the tepung thing >< played basketball for a little while it felt awesome to run round. haha. gtg now. need sleep or not i'll look like a zombie tomorrow. tata

Festivities

2009-09-19T09:42:00.000-07:00

hello. raya's tomorrow. gosh cant believe puasa is over. gawd, time is so freakin fast these days. it scares the shit out of me since well as day go by PMR seems closer. eventhough its a year from now i feel i dont know "FREAKED OUT" in technical terms.

anyhows, went to my uncles buka puasa thingy. it was so awesome. everyone was there and all the food was not cooked, they were BOUGHT. shortcuts. we talked a lot then my grams got sleepy so everyone head home.

so today, i wanted to go for basketball since its raya tomorrow and people want to you know celebrate. then well it rained. surprise surprise. it wasnt just a drizzle, it was like a huge hurricane. i think one of the trees near my neighborhood actually died in the process. i was mooning round the house since i could have gone shopping but i had wanted to go for basketball so i didnt go. my dad even brought it up later on. nice, rub it in my face >_>

tonight, i lit loads of candles around the house especially near the fish pond. the fishes were looking up transfixed to the flickering flame. it was kinda cute in a weird way. anyhows, i started thinking how raya was like i dont know hundreds and thousands of years ago. then i got fascinated by this fish marinery show-documentary thingy that was talking bout sharks ancestors. i dont want to be stuck in THAT time. heres a basic picture of it.see what i mean? it'll be the end of the world as we know it.

im suppose to be sleeping now, but i cnt seem to relax. i guess im just excited ^_^ anyways,

happy raya people.
best wishes, alya ^^

Space

2009-09-15T04:36:00.000-07:00

omg, i watch enew and kanye is a douche. i never had anything against him but what he done to taylor swift was shit. it was totally uncalled for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz5cKpEl16I

i know right? beyonce was like wtf-ing. i love her now since she invited taylor up on stage when she won an award. she said

"when i was 19 and won a vma for destiny's child, it was the best moment in my life. i know taylor swift deserves her moment right now."

when she came up, she was like " lets start over "

and she said " i was excited when i won the award. and i was more excited when kanye came up but then i wasnt excited anymore." at backstage. she looked so dissappointed.

and just now went to visit katy perry's twitter and she is damn smart. she was like saying,

" FUCK U KANYE. IT'S LIKE U STEPPED 0N A KITTEN."

and " These gaga oufits are from outer space "

and " There's a reason why beyonce is my hero. "

here here. tata.

Sarcasm

2009-09-12T11:35:00.000-07:00

helo. i notice this days i'm sarcastic most of the time. dont know why. heh, must have gotten it from Kal or Sam or both. hehe. anyways, today i didnt sleep at all. after sahur still couldnt sleep so went to the morning pasar with me family. gosh, there is a LOT of people there. more than usual. and all the vendors these days, sell some pretty weird shit. i saw this alien-like cantaloupe-y scale-ish fruit thing thats suppose to be 'good' for you. looks like poison to me. heck, it even had a yellow stalk that looked like a tail and the freaking fruit is RED in colour. wtf? moving on, i also saw some retarded shit in bottles that i bet is still unknown to science. till now i still have no freaking idea what its suppose to be.

anyhows, as we got tired from walking around, we stop to buy some eggs. i saw this really tiny miniscule one that is sold for 10 cents. seriously, it is so tiny that a baby could put it in his/her mouth and it would fit.

after that, went home and finally got some much needed sleep. i woke up couple of hours later (4 o'clock). so semangated wanted to go to school and play bball. turns out there was not a SINGLE soul at the court. it was saturday for God's sake. so instead of playing bball, went to get some stuff at mesra. my mum was all semangated towards the kuih. i guess thats important since raya is less than 10 days away ^_^

anywho, while my mum was reversing the car some BASTARD went and go swerving here swerving there good thing didnt hit the car. if it had kena well lets just say, all hell will break loose.

at night, went to ampang park and my bro got some psp and ps2 games. some of em seems really cool. i also got my baju raya which is in a colour that resembles an evening sunset (yellow, orange, red, pink) then went to watch the ugly truth. that movie is so horny. its a nice one though. i managed to sneak in even though its 18 pl. it was effed up funny. the movie got a monkey having sex video and lots of innuendos. couldnt stop laughing. despite all that, all the things they said in that movie is completely true. seriously.

after the movie, ate at chili's. its not getting any better. the food now is not as great as last time and chili's used to be my favorite restaurant >_> went home and watched fast and furious 4 again. i actually forgotten most parts of the movie haha. so now i guess im gonna go watch tv since i cant sleep. again.

tata.

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2009-09-10T04:59:00.000-07:00

i didnt see this really hot guy today who i saw yesterday. i know i know call me superficial. i dont know whether he's like nice or a jerk or a total ass, but he was hot. haha. anyways, hello. today got my creative writing story shit back. i guess its not bad but i still think its not one of my best. everytime i read it, i cringe in horror at the thought i actually wrote THAT.

during pj, we werent suppose to go out and play but knowing all of us we went anyways. good thing i was just sitting and not actually playing cause our teach was looking from afar and he look, well, pissed. ooi, shyam and kong were busy playing and i was like hand signalling them. shyam saw it but the rest of em were too busy. then the teacher was like naik. so all of us did as we were told >_< in class, was hyper hyper. surprisingly the pj teacher didnt say nothing.

during agama thought no ustazah so happy happy playing tai ti when she came. thank GOD she didnt see or not it would have been off with our heads. haha. anyhows, during balik time, played basketball again. haha. i noticed thats all i do these days. this time got the ball at least 6 times, which is an improvement comparing to all the guys who were fighting for it. then, said hi to tina , aida and meera then got myself home. now just after buka which was awesome btw. i dont know what to do maybe go facebook-ing. see ya

The Kill In The Record Shop

2009-09-08T05:00:00.000-07:00

hello. been studying. haha. nope not all, zilch, nil, zero. mlas la. at school also i copy the questions than live it be. i dont bother these days. just tired but the only thing i always look forward to is balik time so i could play basketball hehe. wish i had more time to play but usually i only get 15 mins counting trying to steal the basketball. oh, i've been working on my story shit and now finally reach chapter 17. so dont know what else to write so i'll just list down the songs i've been listening to lately.

1. Mona Lisa
2. Breakin
3. High Life Scenery
4. Moment Of Truth
5. California
6. Too Little Too Late
7. She's A Genius
8. Hey Stephen
9. Tricky Angel
10. Self Inflicted
11. Old Yellow Bricks
12. Crying Lightning
13. Chemicals Collide
14. Kill Me In A Record Shop
15. The Resolution
16. Bigger Than Love
17. The Call
18. Here I Sit
19. You're Making It Come Alive
20. Fallin For You

thats all i can think of right now. so bye bye. wanna watch tv ^_^

Stalker

2009-09-07T04:03:00.000-07:00

I AM NOW STARING AT A BLACKCURRANT SLURPEE AT 7:04 P.M.
OH HELP ME GOD.

All It Took

2009-09-05T05:44:00.000-07:00

omfg, just now during buka felt like dying weyh. it started out like a typical day. i went for basketball, elbowed keshen in the neck, played bullet, played 2 half court games for 30 minutes and practice my layup. and oh constant whining for water. i was depressed cause my basketball shoes had to go for repair or some shit. anyways, went home take bath, laze around then buka. the sirap was effing awesome

anyways, my grams made my fave ikan bakar. i was eating happily when bam. i couldnt breathe or swallow. i ran to the sink and coughed out blood. it was major wtf moment. then my grams came and was like wtf happen? i couldnt talk or breathe. she was like must be fishbone and told me TO DIG MY THROAT. so i did. it was fucking painful. then my dad came he was omfg omfg. the bone couldnt come out. so my dad whack my back one time and so it came out. wanna see what it looks like?
i know. that was lodge in my throat. btw its not actual size. my grams felt bad and was apologizing but i manage to cough out "it's not your fault" so a totally ordinary day became dramarama day. my throat still feels raw though because of my digging haha. so now just got back from 7e. having an awesome slurpee. so nice. haha. thats that. catch yer on the wild side.

Draft of Choice

2009-09-04T06:53:00.000-07:00

CHOICE.

prologue

She dug and dug. Tossing occasional stray rocks and pebbles. Her fingernails stained by the earth while droplets of her tears dotted the uneven ground.

“Please be here. Please. This is all I have. You promised. Please.” She sobbed.

But she couldn’t find it. She didn’t give up though. She kept on digging until she couldn’t dig nomore. Hours and hours has passed until finally the streaks of dawn rose in the distant. She stop, hunched over and howled. “No.” After all that has happened. It was all for nothing. He promised it would be here. HE PROMISED! Then she kicked a rock.

She cursed over her stub toe. While she nurse her swollen toe, a little box in brown peeking trough the soil managed to caught her eye. She scrambled and picked up the tiny box with her now weak and weathered hands. She had no energy left after digging half the night away. But what was important was he came trough. She took the key dangling on her neck and opened the box tentively. She had to admit she was scared of what she would find.

All she saw was a delicate gold chain and a letter signed in aqua blue ink. Her favourite colour. She put on the fragile chain and continued on reading the letter.

After she was finished, she dropped the letter and sobbed into the ground. Salty tears slopping down onto the ground. She curled into a ball and shed tears of sorrow until her sister found her on the ground later that night.
-alya

p.s. i know its nuthin much but hey, it's reading material

Destiny

2009-09-04T06:40:00.000-07:00

DESTINY is the bridge we build to the ones we love
- my sassy girl the movie

omg. love that movie. just watched it just now. aww, its so sweet. the guy in it was hot too. ^_^
anyyways, hello hello. today, i went to school 2 hours early. omfg, damn boring. me, sharmila and carissa was like walkin round dont kno what to do. i WANTED to play basketball but it rained so badly. kenneth as usual being the sweet person that he is was laughing at me. he doesnt believe i can puasa and play basketball at the same time. it is possible. easy also haha. anyhows, finally finish and hantar my sej folio but masa blik time a i remembered i forgot to write the number of pages on the index. shit. monday i go see teacher la.

been reading the time travellers wife book. that book is retarded. seriously. the storyline is awesome but man, how complicated can life get? oh yeah at school had this mini science exam thingy. i didnt read shit. lucky for me the test was easy. or not, dead. played tai ti during agama also hehe. but man i screwed up my pafa. the ustazah had to remind me a few times. lucky for me she was feeling generous and gave me full mark. hell yea ^_^ so now i wanna go work on my next story. i'll give you a sneak peek after this. tata.

Advice From The Wind

2009-09-03T05:42:00.000-07:00

hey, today was okay la. cme to school and bind up my awesome sejarah folio haha. my bro now keep laughing bout the word folio. wait and see when he reaches high school he'll get a real shitty wake up call. it'll be a total in your face moment haha. when i thought my folio was awesome enough wanted to pass up but NOOOOOO cannot yet cause no borang wtf man? so now im still workin on it ugh.

then turns out girls gotta wear tudung during puasa. i dint even kno that till today masa balik time when my fren told me. i been going to school without tudung for 3 days and now i know. oh aandd during rehat there was this ustazah who was waiting to scold all us malays to not go to the kantin even to just sit and laze round. i was there for a whole 30 minutes going crazy right in front of her but she never notice huh? but knowing karma another ustazah saw me tudungless at the surau during agama time. she was givin me the evil eye all the way. we had like solat jemaah asar together gether and tadaruz Al Quran. it was kind of fun since all me frens keep cracking up jokes trough the whole time.

so went home finally finish kissed by an angel book. its so sweet and sad and terrifying at the same time. good book but the ending wasnt awesome it was predictable who killed who. wanna watch tv now catch yer on the wild side

Who's In Charge?

2009-09-02T09:54:00.000-07:00

NOT my pj teacher thats fo sho. i kesian him la.pj teachers should be like i dnt know buff, sporty and like "you bitches get out there and do your fucking best or die trying" kinda thing. not 2s one though. he's skinny n soft spoken and into long dire notes and stuff blegghh. anyhows i mentioned him cause today he came in class all serious first time ever. then he was like mana ruth? and ruth raised her hand. he was like bukan ruth lelaki punye. we were all like laughing and wat the effing. he's been teaching us for like a year and he serious shit have no idea whether ruth is a guy or girl? jeez, ow feelings hurt here haha.

then he was like dnt play basketball got swine flu and haze and bla bla. the first time he said that months ago i shouted shit to him. teachers are always blaming basketball. i mean theres football, badminton and etcera but no he had to pin point at bball. they jst dnt understand the awesomeness of it all. anyways, he was saying stuff bout his non existent image being ruined when we dnt obey him and we all gave him "yea yea bla bla" look.

then during rehat, my sivik teacher cme up to me and ask me whether i puasa tak just cause im around people who are eating? seriously. im just really good at resisting temptations, sue me. during pk the same thin happened but she tried using reverse psychology heres the convo

PK TEACH - alya makan apa tengah hari tadi?

ME - (woke up from snoozing) cikgu saya puasa la. mana makn tgh hari (continue snoozing)

PK TEACH - oh, (laughs) tu la cikgu tak tau alya puasa ke tak. klau alya ckp dh mkn tgh hari, cikgu nk check je

then she ask bout my chinese/malay mix family. i answered, AND I JUST CONTINUED SNOOZING AFTER THAT.

i actually like my PK and SIVIK teach so i wont like diss em ^_^ maths time worse. my maths teach gave me latihan. ugh felt like setting the whole school on fire. it was damn hard and confusin and my brain hurt. when it was finally going home time, saw hot guys playin basketball. to those who played today on 2/9/09, u guys kno who yer are haha. at home i was like reading then fell asleep omg. damn nice. but my maid woke me up for buka i dnt kno whether i was pissed or relieved. now cnt sleep so i'll just wait till sahur. catch yer later.

p.s. pay tenshyun in class especially maths so u wont get brain damage like i did.

To Whom It May Concern

2009-09-01T07:02:00.000-07:00

well hello there. i have to say the fasting month is like totally awesome except for the not eating and drinking part. you see theres a couple of reasons i say so such as

1. form 2's get to go home early (okay as well as form 1's) seriously on friday only 3 hours of school. how sweet can that get?
2. BASKETBALL QUALITY TIME
3. teachers are too tired to teach much
4. no ghosts or devils so thats a TOTAL plus (cn get good night sleep without worrying shit)
5. makes life look much better on the upside. translation APPRECIATE WHAT YOU GOT.

and etcera.

anyhows, been keeping busy with me books. OMFG i was reading this book that was totally awesome like sick awesome when they totally eff-ed up the ending. that aint right. the last 3 pages were shit. it was nominated for some award now i know why it didnt win >_> ruined the whole stinkin thin. im nt gonna say what the title is since i dnt wnt to seem hypocritical since i been saying this book is total gold. hah, what a waste.

watched g.i. joe and up last weekend. comments :

g.i. joe - FREAKIN awesome. man, channing tatum look hotter than ever in that movie haha

up - its a sweet movie. the storyline is rock solid eventhough it dint make sense at some parts but who cares?

on the whole, good choices of movies to watch but moving on to dvds damn. i really striked out. managed to watch one but wish i hadnt.

fighting - sorry channing but that movie sux. felt like throwin my dvd player out the window.

watched the 70's show too. they should air out more of that show than shows like (sorry) shark (bring back monk!) ^_^

oh and before i close this post i'll like to say

MERRY MERDEKA PEOPLE - 31.08.09

MALAYSIA RULES

Harsh

2009-08-26T11:01:00.001-07:00

dude why did it had to rain?! i didnt go bball cause it rained shit. ala, and i was SO looking forward to goin out and play bball. tough luck. tomorrow going to the book fair hell yea! so lookin forward to THAT! my tuition teacher said its unbelievable. i bet they have all kinds of books that are simply to die for. wow those 4 sentences i just realize sounds like the true nerd that i am. okay i think i better go nw before i bore u non existent people to death ^_^ happy puasa-ing

Temptations

2009-08-26T00:36:00.001-07:00

why, hello hello. its been such a long time ya kno? been busy busy busy. its like my 5th day puasa-ing / fasting and its been great so far but one problem is HOME IS FUCKING BORING. i wanna watch tv cnt do that since my daft uncle hogs the remote. wanna eat, cant since im fasting, wanna blog, internet die on me. wanna read books, actually i do that most of the time but my eyeballs hurt when i read for long period of time. so all i can look forward to is basketball in the evening. yesterday i went and it was awesome as usual. lots of people so it was funner than ever. but accidently left my go strong ball at school O_O i kno. hope prakkash took it home for me. then buka time omg, i was deadly thirsty. when i was playing bball i wasnt but when during buka time >_> lost cause. so now another hour to go and i cn go play ady. i am such an addict. see ya.

ReBorn

2009-08-17T08:15:00.000-07:00

hey. its my 50th post so this would be special. it will be about

mtv world stage!

it was sick. kasabian and estranged were awesome. hoobastank and pixie lott were awesomer. and boys like girls and all american rejects were the awesomest!
p.s. tyson and martin is fucking hot in real life. utt was hot too ^_^

but the downside were the moshers. fuck you arse holes who pushed till the gate fell off couldnt enjoy boys like girls cause of em. but on the whole the bands were great. so nothin can bring me down. but seriously they were some inconsiderate human beings who were smoking while moshing. how moronic is that?

still got the blisters from the concert, still couldnt imagine a better first concert. maybe i'll start going for more of em now. (yes, WS was my first concert. eva.)GUESS WHO

so thats that. see ya.

Unacceptable

2009-08-05T07:43:00.000-07:00

hey, watchin im a celeb get me out of here and they use the word unacceptable a lot bout janice. shes kinda weird smetimes. i hate her, sor-ey. btw feel like crap. just barf dinner, supper and my protein shakes. ugh. tday was raining cats and dogs, everythin was wet like crap. pepto bismol. in class almost blik time this teacher went cuckoo and threatend us with all kinds of fuck. haha. then i sngaja ejek kal by sayin kal likes shyam omg. haha he cme ovr and was like i love u too then knowin me i said shyam shes nt religious, eat meat somemore and all of us start laughing like hell. he jst gt pissed and walked away. think thats it. see ya.

p.s. i cnt blive philip. haaaaaaa, very slick ah.

Zero IQ

2009-07-31T09:21:00.000-07:00

hey. today woke up round 1255. felt like dying. sick like a dog. then had some kuey teow which made me feel worse actually. at school, first thing that prakkash said was "got some drama rama going on" i for one like to avoid all the drama rama. im switzerland ergo, i dnt get involved ERGO i dont take sides. so i just watched the seniors played basketball. i was being hyper when ying totally pulled a freak on me. i decided to quote it "

OMG IM GONNA DIE WEYH. I NEVER STUDY. DO YOU KNOW WHATS COMING OUT?!"

unquote. bla di bla di bla. 1, she ALWAYS STUDY. 2, hey at the rate shes studying I should be freaking out. 3, i wasnt freaking out ^_^ i was just holding the book and pretending to study. anyhows, exam sivik sucked. kh was good. and sejarah is shit. sorry. but it IS. ruth and kal were crumpling each other paper screaming away. it was damn funny.

masa balik time played basketball. hairulsam gave all of us the evil eye. after playing for bout 10 minutes, went home. but b4 i could reach the gate, azizah was like 'KAMU, KAMU TU LALU GATE NI!" i was like who me? so obviously it was me since she was pointing and screaming AT me. so i was like halfway through and ran like fuck cause hairulsam and her was going bat shit and both of em know me.

at home, cuzzes and uncles visited. it was cool played ps2 together. now blo-jjin, before going to bed. cnt wait to play bball tomorrow. been too long. blog soon. buh-bye

p.s. SELAMAT HARI PAHLAWAN DAY

Holy-cs

2009-07-30T09:16:00.000-07:00

i think im becoming an oreo-holic. not that bad but its just so good. im so rajin, im gonna write all the things i tink im addicted to.

1. basketball
2. running
3. chocolate milk
4. books
5. stationery
6. buttons
7. blogs
8. facebook
9. music
10. colors
11. milk chocolate
12. oreos
13. cats
14. animals in general
15. ipods
16. fruit base stuff
17. sarcasm (this should has been like 5th)
18. eminem
19. swearing (this should have been 3rd)
20. shoes
21. thrilling sports

thats all i got now. so catch ya later.

Get Real

2009-07-29T08:43:00.000-07:00

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)

My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady

- slim shady aka eminem aka marshall matters

that is like the awesomest most annoying song in the whole wide world.

im just gonna drop a quick one since tomorrow got exams (science, geo and maths) total nightmare. u know what else is a total nightmare? agama paper. oh yeah not just it was shit fucked up hard but some drama-rama happens. someone or teacher hid the moral paper under the table and couldnt find it until 15 minutes before the bell rung. my kh teacher nor faizah went ballistic she was raising hell screaming SAPE YANG SOROK? MENGAKU SKARANG?!! since it was exam time naturally her voice echoed. damn loud. All the agama paper takers were taking advantage of the situation and bincang like shit. oh well. couldnt help myself. so bye thats all i got for today.

you want a story? write your own ^_^

Remembrance

2009-07-28T07:45:00.000-07:00

to he i have lost
i never did a proper goodbye so thought now is as good as ever.
2 years, its been.

and now to those times of retardedness

ying looks like she feels something icky and terpaksa smile. maybe its the horse food she ATE.

we will call them the retarded ones. ESPECIALLY the one in red ^_^

bye.

People And Their Words

2009-07-27T09:23:00.000-07:00

• Stay With Me

Raindrops fall from everywhere
I reach out for you
But you’re not there
So I stood waiting in the dark
With your picture in my hand
Story of a broken heart

Stay with me
Don’t let me go
Cause I can’t be without you
Just stay with me
And hold me close
Because I built my world around you
And I don’t wanna know what it’s like without you
So stay with me, just stay with me

I’m trying
And hoping for the day
My touch is enough
To take the pain away
Cause I’ve searched for so long
The answer’s clear
We’ll be ok if we don’t let it disappear

Stay with me
Don’t let me go
Cause I can’t be without you
Just stay with me
And hold me close
Because I built my world around you
And I don’t wanna know what it’s like without you
Stay with me, just stay with me

I’ve searched my heart over
So many, many times
No, you and I
Is like no stars
To light the sky at night
Our picture hangs up to
Remind me of the days
You promised me, we’d always be
And never go away
(That’s why I need you to stay)

Stay with me
Don’t let me go
Cause I can’t be without you
Stay with me
And hold me close
Because I built my world around you
And I don’t wanna know what it’s like without you
Stay with me, just stay with me
(Oooh, oooh, don't leave)

So I stand, waiting
In the dark

Change Your Mind
(music and lyrics by Alejandro Manzano)

There you are with your perfect way
You’ve got that little shine in your eyes
To hear one word would make my day
But there’s no room for me in your life

Oh you’ve got me down on my knees
Oh and in my mind I can see
How perfect everything could be
But you won’t give us a try

If I could change your mind
How would you want me
Would you say you need me
Cause I need you now

I try to move on but your perfect way
Has got this little child asking why
But this world keeps spinning
As my heart stops beating
Is there still no room inside

Oh you’ve got me down on my knees
Oh and in my mind I can see
How perfect everything could be
But you won’t give us a try

If I could change your mind
How would you want me
Would you say you need me
Cause I need you now

If I could change your mind
(Please tell me I’m not the only one)
(Please help me believe I’m not the only one)
If I could change your mind

If I could change your mind
How would you want me
Would you say you need me
Cause I need you now
If I could change your mind
How would you hold me
Would you stay forever
Or just leave me here to drown

If I could change your mind
(Change your mind)
If I could change your mind
(Change your mïnd)

Sixx:am Life Is Beautiful lyrics

You can’t quit until you try
You can’t live until you die
You can’t learn to tell the truth
Until you learn to lie

You can’t breathe until you choke
You gotta laugh when you’re the joke
There’s nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive

Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?

I know some things that you don’t
I’ve done things that you won’t
There’s nothing like a trailer park to find your way back home

I was waiting for my hearse
What came next was so much worse
It took a funeral to make me feel alive

Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?

Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?

Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?

Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry at my funeral?

LOSE YOURSELF

[Intro]
Look... If you had... one shot... or one opportunity...
To seize everything you ever wanted... in one moment...
Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?
Yo

[Verse 1]
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
to drops bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how? Everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up, over - BLAOW!
Snap back to reality, OHH! there goes gravity
OHH! there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't
Give up that easy nope, he won't have it
He knows, his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so sad that he knows
when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
back to the lab again, yo, this whole rap shift
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

[Chorus]
You better - lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better - lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better..

[Verse 2]
Soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast to coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old partner
But the beat goes on da-da-dum da-dum da-dah

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
No more games, Imma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
fact that I can't get by with my nine to
five and I can't provide the right type of
life for my family, cause man, these God damn
food stamps don't buy diapers, and there's no movie
There's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed plus, teeter-totter
Caught up between bein a father and a pre-madonna
Baby momma drama screamin on her too much for me to wanna
stay in one spot, another day of monotony
has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got
to formulate a plot, or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin option, failure's not
Mom I love you but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go it's my shot, feet fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got

[Chorus]

[Outro]
You can do anything you set your mind to, man.

Concrete Angel lyrics
Songwriters: Bentley, Stephanie; Crosby, Rob;She walks to school with the lunch she packed
Nobody knows what she's holding back
Wearing the same dress she wore yesterday
She hides the bruises with the linen and lace, oh

The teacher wonders but she doesn't ask
It's hard to see the pain behind the mask
Bearing the burden of a secret storm
Sometimes she wishes she was never born

Through the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone
In a world that she can't rise above
But her dreams give her wings and she flies to a place
Where she's loved concrete angel

Somebody cries in the middle of the night
The neighbors hear but they turn out the light
A fragile soul caught in the hands of fate
When morning comes it will be too late

Through the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone
In a world that she can't rise above
But her dreams give her wings and she flies to a place
Where she's loved concrete angel

A statue stands in a shaded place
An angel girl with an upturned face
A name is written on a polished rock
A broken heart that the world forgot

Through the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone
In a world that she can't rise above
But her dreams give her wings and she flies to a place
Where she's loved concrete angel

*GUESS WHO THESE WORDS BELONG TO. EMBRACE IT.

Rain Check

2009-07-22T08:21:00.000-07:00

hi. life's been a huge friggin roller coaster. a few days ago it rained like motherfuck. i swear by the time i got to school, felt like crap. but no worries, friends were there to make it all good. teachers on the other hand, had no intentions whatsoever to ease the crapness. these days all they talk bout are folios, folios and school fees. and oh folios. so much tension. ughh. the only thing that can make me find inner peace is basketball. but noooo the teachers take that away from me too. in the morning cnt play cause got exams. its all bull. even the seniors come down and play in the morning >_> anywhos, been working hard at koperasi. so much fun these days and now addicted to tv. nothing new there. i'll update somemore in bout half hour if i cnt sleep. so nite nite
* this is the post that i saved 2 weeks ago.

hey. this post i want to talk bout one thing only and that is CARNIVAL. it was awesome weyh. it started with the merentas desa. me and ruth were leading then somehow this fucking bitch got first. the teacher told us she cheated and fuck so was happy again. after that went to watch the basketball games with ryan and kal. i swear to God, ryan is like the best sports commentator ever. he was shouting stuff like "HARDESH, YOU TURN ME ON!" some people got annoyed but those who has a sense of humor just laughed along. watched all the damn pros played. super sick. oh, there were lots of stalls there too. i went nuts just trying to find a really good one. so in the end just settled for st johns cause there tropical flings are sick but gives me loads of brain freeze. then hung out and just be crazy. before i went home played basketball of course, super hyper then. but halfway through the 3rd game felt like puking. ugh. hate that feeling. but cnt beat ying though. ruth gave her horse food and she almost swallowed it. good thing she came to her senses. i snowed her hair and shirt and she was shit angry. the sister on the other hand was pretty happy when i did that. so went home was pretty exhausted but had to study. exams on weds. wish me luck. sayonara

the most powerful sentence in the world is sharangheyo ^_^

Noodles

2009-07-09T09:14:00.000-07:00

hi. dnt know what to do so update blog time. worked at koperasi today and threw revive on lau. haha, he was screaming damn funny. then he tried throwing water at me but he missed so boo shucks to him. instead he had water up his nose. karma getting back totally. later went for olahraga which was quite tiring but nothing special. hairulsam came and was like checking out girls ass and stuff. fuckin pervert. before i went home played bball and fell again. its okay, this time its only my ass. anyhows, played suicide and kejar kejar with ruth. remembering the good ole days. now im awake at midnight thinking does counting sheep help you sleep? gonna try it out. pretty sure it wont work. nitie nite

life's a celebration

Brain Dead

2009-07-08T06:28:00.000-07:00

iTag:

who wants to do this surv.

1.Where did you take your profile pic?
me ugly room

2.What exactly are you wearing right now?
shirt and shorts

3.What is your current problem?
hot guy drought ^_^ , no la. its maths. totally maths

4.What makes you happy most?
books, tv, music. lots of those

5.What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
feel this - hayley james scott (yes i blame you ruth)

7.Name someone with the same birthday as you?
dont know. mines too awesome haha

8.Ever sang in front of a large audience?
ahh, no. i dont sing. period.

9.Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
who goes around saying that?

10.Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
who doesnt?

11. Do you speak any languages?
english, malay, mandarin.

12. Has anyone you've been close with passed away?
none recently. and thats not going to change anytime soon

13.Do you ever watch MTV?
again, who doesnt?

14.What's something that really annoys you?
i annoy people.

Chapter 1:
===============
1.Middle name:
the fucktard.

2.Nickname(s):
alya

3.Current location:
my room.

4.Eye color:
muddy brown

Chapter 2:
===============

1.Do you live with your parents:
yuppo

2.Do you get along with your parents?
okay la with mum but argue a LOT with my dad.

3.Do you have any Siblings?:
One younger annoying brother

Chapter 3: Favorites
===============
1. Ice Cream:
strawbs all the way

2. Season:
autumn, but we havent got one of those in m'sia

3. Shampoo/conditioner:
who has time to condition?

Chapter 4: Do You..
===============
1.Dance in the shower?
haha, is this a trick question?

2.Do you write on your hand?
not really. i prefer writing on walls

3. Call people back:
if i know and care enough bout em. it might be something important no?

4. Believe in love:
got to. closest thing we got to magic 0_0

5. Any bad habits?
high fiving people

7. Any mental health issues?
being blur. does that count?

Chapter 5: Have You..
===============
1. Broken a bone:
neva. haha

2.Sprained stuff:
totally. its like impossible not to when u play sports.

3.Had physical therapy:
does masages count?

4. Gotten stitches:
nope

5.Taken painkillers:
what kind of question is this? are u telling me theres a person who never had painkillers? bullshit.

6. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling:
i wish i have but i'll make it soon.

7.Been stung by a bee:
dont plan to

8. Thrown up at the dentist:
oh yeah. she keep poking her finger at wrong points of me mouth

9. Sworn in front of your parents:
haha, mums cool with it but whoa dad, i said damn he gave me D DEATH LOOK

10. Had detention:
yupo

11. Been called a Player/ Hoe:
not recently but i call people that though

Chapter 6: Who/What was the last
===============

1.Movie(s)?
transformers 2. its too awesome too miss

2.Three people to text you:
tommy, naresha and ruth. i think.

3. Person you called:
kalpana banana

4.Person you hugged:
yingo yingo

5.Person you tickled?
nigel choy

6. Person you talked to on Msn?
amir i think

7.Thing you touched?
you

8. Thing you ate?
glucose powder

9. Thing you drank?
cof

10.Thing you said:
i love me. haha. only kal do that. think it was aww bye bye

p.s. kal forced me to do this.

Too Bright

2009-07-04T09:42:00.000-07:00

hi! since its been a LONG LONG LONG WHILE, i will try to write the longest post i ever written bout absolutely nothing, everything, something, etcera etcera. recently i had fucked up me arm. the whole week felt like dying. not only it was itchy, hot like shit, heavy like hell and sweaty like fuck, i couldnt do any of the important stuff like writing, eating, basketball-ing, typing, tie my hair, scratch my back and so on. anyways, today went to the doctor and ho and behold its all good. the doc said it'll be okay and no more cast so FUCK YEAH. but cnt play bball. YET. i knew it was going downhill after that cause my evil dentist tighten my wires and the nurse keep using the stupid tube and suck all the fluid out of my mouth (please dnt make it horny, ruth) anyhows, bottom line is excruciating pain for couple of days. wee. went to giant after that and went to get some awesome stuff. you know its awesome when you cant remember why the hell you bought it. haha. soon after i came home i went to the park for a much needed jog. one week with no sports feels like shit. can die one. haha. after that watched mtv movie awards again. it never gets boring. that is how awesome it is. love you andy! anyhows, went to klcc and watched TRANSFORMERS REVENGE OF THE FALLEN ( please be noted those with heart disease do not watch) its a bit like terminator. the whole movie is just too much for a normal person but i have to admit it was sick. btw saw a couple of hot guys ^_^ haha sengaja. after the movies wanted to go home when the hand brake got jammed, it was total shitness. i didnt do anything. just ate my burger king dessert while my mum went berserk. she was calling and freaking out. she was like leave me alone i need to fix this. when she says back off you better back the fuck off or die. in the end everyone lived and happily ever after. haha. as if. the thing just worked after being hit a few times. thats it. tonight i want to do some stupid stuff before going to bed and btw i just realized, TWITTER is awesome. u get to read what people do to fill their lives while u just sit back and say hey, i got off easy compared to that guy and you live happily ever after. okay since i have nothing else to say might as well sign the fuck off. bye. p.s. wanna go do stupid stuff now
BUH BYE P.P.S. I DONT THINK THIS IS LONG ENOUGH

Keeps

2009-06-26T05:56:00.000-07:00

hey, been too long. mlas to write bout everything so just the important ones. today fell down and fractured me arm, got scratches plus one of em is shaped like a heart. doesnt lessen the pain. then, gt 2 kno mj and farah fawcett died. damn depressing. seriously. then it just gets better. left my phone at me mums threfore im doomed to be damned. gtg now, pain kicking in. btw, it took me 20 minutes fr me to write all of this. p.s. cant even hold a pencil.

With This Tag

2009-06-19T07:49:00.000-07:00

Tag 10 people after you're done!

1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. tried drugs.
#MY TOTAL:4

1. taken painkillers.
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. felt hurt.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
#MY TOTAL: 7

1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. received a ticket.
6. been to rehab
7. dyed your hair.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar
#MY TOTAL: 5

1. been to a wild party.
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade.
3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
#MY TOTAL: 6

1. dressed gothic
2. dressed girly.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
#MY TOTAL: 8

1. had a crush on a friend.
2. been to a concert.
3. dry-humped someone.
4. been called a slut.
5. called someone a slut.
6. installed speakers in your car.
7. broken a mirror.
8. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
9. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
#MY TOTAL: 5

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.
#MY TOTAL: 7

1. owned/rented an apartment/house.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed.
10.been verbally harassed.
#MY TOTAL: 4

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.
#MY TOTAL: 7

Grand Total: 55

If You Have Less Than 10.. write [im a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [im still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [im average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [im a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [im a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [im a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [i should be in jail]'
If You Have more than 70..Write [i should be dead]

im a horrible person. no surprise there ^_^

i tag whoever read this post.

No Rules Applied

2009-06-15T08:09:00.000-07:00

not for the young and weak hearted. that means you ying

like the video? try this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tooVKJj4DJQ

love eminem and comedy?

creds to kalpana nair a.k.a. banana for the awesome links

want somemore?

Broken Hearts, Broken Dreams

2009-06-12T12:03:00.000-07:00

hey, still cnt sleep. so friggin annoyed. i tried reading myself to sleep and that totally DID NOT work since the book is actually quite interesting. all bot summers and love and magic. dude, life dont work that way but theres always the exceptions. haha. well , well , well, today i went for more sports. duh. played a game with mj, kelly, ooi, coach, nic and prakkash. missed shots as usual, but still fun ^_^ went to kfc after that and omg, what a relief. thank you air cond. we were all being hyper there as usual. then kong and keshen dissappeared out of thin air so we all were like lets go to jj since it was mother effin boring at kfc. we played at the arcade there totally bullying the lil ones : P then had to rush back all the way to school cause my auntie got some other plans. oh! just rememberd.

THURSDAY - went to klcc to watch 2 muvies. hannah montana was actually quite good. so i like it, sue me. the guy in there was hot <3>

THE 120GB IPOD CLASSIC

i. swear. it. is. so. beautiful.
rm 999 gotta save some cash for that. then went to watch fighting. channing is freakin hot there but the movie was shit. downright spit-spitting shit fuck asshole boring. almost died there. 20 mins and we were out of there. it officially robs mall cop's worst movie award. totally. now i have vent and sleepy, i guess. better sleep or not tomorrow die. see yas

Bullseye

2009-06-08T23:15:00.000-07:00

holy mother fucking fuck. i just like discovered something so weird and ugh, too ashamed to talk bout it. wish could shoot myself. and this happened like 3 months ago. aiyo, news too slow. anywhos i did this on.....

SATURDAY - went to klcc to watch night at the museum 2, it was good, sue me. anyways before going into the cinema, i saw like 5 people i know on the way. its rare i even see one person let alone 5. haha. went to get a SUMMER novel which is always good and also got some shirts from Gap.

SUNDAY - it was healthy lifestyle day in the teh household. me mum, bro and me went out to play all kinds of different sports, damn fun but there was this creepy guy who kept looking at us with a huge hole gaping in front of his pants. think he's a flasher or as i call it flashie >_> stayed away from that guy. went home later and had delish indonesian dinner.

MONDAY - this is where it gets fucked up. i ordered mcd at 930 pm keep getting the stupid msg

Your call is important to us, please hold and your call will be connected to one of our agents.

or

We're experiencing heavy call traffic and our agents are busy. Please hold.

and this is by far my favourite

Network busy

everything in a stupid robot voice. so finally connected at 10 30 pm and yes i kept dialling through the whole hour. ordered and waited. the guy finally comes at 11. when i check the food nuggets and sundae were missing. call again. stupid voice again. at 11 15 got through, the guy say we will send. wait again. at 12 55 no news. called AGAIN. they say they called, i didnt receive any calls so they say couldnt get through to the hulu kelang mcd, they will send tomorrow. at this point i was fuming cause they make me wait 2 bloody hours for nothing. this is the convie

alya - what do you mean you will send tomorrow? you telling me i waited 2 fucking hours for this? we waited while you people over there keep feeding us shitty information. are you fucking joking?

mcd guy - i cant do anything. we cant get through. surely theres no problem getting your food tomorrow. we will contact you soon.

alya - theres a bloody problem if you ask me.

it went on and on. in the end they send at 1 15 cause they didnt give a receipt so its like against the law or something. everything was fine after that though ^_^ good thing i wasnt all there when i was shouting at the guy. i was so sleepy.

TUESDAY - today was fun went for olahraga. timing not good. need to train >_> then went to ruth's and waited for 1 hour at school. alone before heading home. guess thats it. now eating ice cream while watching 2 and a half men.

catch ya later

Koo-Ke-Choo Got Screwed

2009-05-29T06:35:00.000-07:00

hey people. exams finally over. god, relief weyh. hate studyin. today came to school quite early and joke round then teach mona lee came and call me. i thought shit, did norliah say anything or what but nahh. haha, all she ask me to do was jga the koperasi. that i like to do. we chit chat round and shes an awesome teach. u can actually talk to her like a normal person. anyhows, later went to class and had sivik paper. omg, kal was like why we all got omr paper what are we suppose to do with this? ooi's and my jaw dropped. we were like are u serious? then haha she said oh its sivik, cheh thought was seni. it was fucking funny when she said it. did sivik paper. it was actually quite peasy cause mostly question from the textbook came out so i was like oh i studied THAT. after that got seni, first time ever my drawing was un-ugly. it wasnt beautiful either but fiic, its seni. then, dramtic music please, sejarah. (screaming) haha. it was okay but all of us were like tiru-ing. the teach wasnt like totally focused. kiernan, kal, shyam, kong, ooi and me group discussion. it was fun. while it lasted cause teach norliah came in like 20 mins be4 balik. now screaming should be done. i was like shit socks, sweet in mouth, GARBAGE!!! evrybody instantly tensed after she masuk. she has that aura. haha, mse blik girls had to go then guys. some boys kne from azizah but who cares? i played water war and also shout war. we all group together and shouted "whoaaa camera bru oh azizah! whoaa" fucking funny. we all ran like chicken without heads later. now at home doing nuthin as usual. wanna watch tv now. see ya.

Phytogras Theorem

2009-05-27T10:37:00.000-07:00

IS THAT HOW YOU FUCKING SPELL IT? whatever it is. hey people.its been sometime not really but anyways, exams and more exams. sheesh. teachers got zero mercy level. anywhos today was maths. bring on the lightning storms. it cant be worse than maths paper 2. okay it could be but fuck that shit was hard. i was like wtf wtf wtf?! 3 questions i totally had no clue. just wrote shit and hope it was right. i knew i was gonna flunk it cause teacher never teach like 2 babs. my teacher is a "genius" had to mega cram. good thing mums know everything. i kinda sorta get it now. haha. after all the maths hoolla-be-lou, had ms grace retirement "party" more like mosh pit. damn ganas. people were pushing and stuff. you cant see the diff between humping and whatevr they were doing. i said my byes to ms grace. shes a great teach and also a great friend. hard to find teachers like that. i was damn semangated but as usual hairulsam the wet blanket. he was like talking more than ms grace. i think he just want to take advantage and be popularest teacher of the year again next year. tough luck. before i went home played a lil basketball and water war. btw, ruth, i'll get you back. haha. in me van i was all hyperry and we all saw this guy who likes faz since like umm forever. poor soul. mintak couple 7 times. still no luck. note to guy, get ur eyeballs fix cause i think its kinda like popping out. sometimes its kinda nice to see a GUY pining for a girl rather than girls do it all the time. she'll like you. eventually man :S kay tomoro got science and kh. another death of me. oh wells. catch ya later.

tip : enjoy your childhood while you can cause its about to get a hell lot worst.

The Fra

2009-05-23T12:04:00.000-07:00

ello. its 307 and i cant sleep. i was thinkin maybe i'll study but nahh. anyhows, my saturday is awesome i guess.

morning had to wake up early at 11 after like 3 hours of sleep. was damn grumpy : P went to eat at this new place at lot 10. cant spell the name of the restaurant, its impossible. the food was good. its like a better, unknown version of madam kwan. then went round the whole place. i got bored so i just visit sungai wang (is that how u spell it?) it was okay la just saw a couple of creepy girls and creepier tattoo parlors. my bro was like "can we go somewhere i want?" so we all just went to this lil shop. major creepy mojo. we came out after negotiating the prices of the stuff. in the end the guy got annoyed and just said in mandarin " you people are chinese thats why i sell this price" as in if ur malay or what u'll get f-ed. i was like okay lets go along. so got it at a reasonable price la. swear never going back to that place again. went home after that and studied haha. cant remember a thing. im freakin out. all i know is i'll fail maths. anyways, at night went to watch star trek since the webbie gave it like 5 stars out of 5. it was nice. to me as good as wolverine not better. oh, and unfortunately for my mum we got seats next to her boss. gulps ^_^ nothing happened. just act cool ?_? now downloading songs and all the names retarded like the fray became the fra, lenka became lanky. what shit la. as long as the song and person is the same i wont get pissed. nite wanna go try and sleep.

stay modest.

When Eminem Makes It Work

2009-05-21T05:02:00.000-07:00

hello. eminem rules btw. haha. anyhows, kriz won american idol. major boo. wanted adam to win. kal read that some people actually a lot says "he didnt win cause he was gay. as simple as that" ugh, fucking fucktards. who cares if he's gay? he CAN sing AWESOMELY. nothing else matters. not marital status. sheesh. as usual the world is a racist gayist sexist place.

so what happen today? haha today shit funny. i swear. it was like this went to salon and cut my fringe as usual the dude ruined my hair. oh wells. then went to school and be hyper ^_^ THEN me, ruth, ying, kal, carissa, sharlene, leesha, michelle, sharmila, racheal and some other people were late for dewan. major miss. hairulsam asked all of us to stay outside the dewan and stand. people were staring. ruth got embarass. so cute haha. me and kal and some of the others were hyper. we were waving la, screaming la, laughing shit and doing retarded stuff. anyhows, we all had to write names so all of us did as we were told then went inside dewan kene counseling. its all a big fiic (fuck if i care) then hairulsam called out names. i was all okay i wrote mine so my name sure be there one but nooo my name wasnt and hairulsam was like alya mana kamu punya nama? and i was like wtf so i just fought back said " cikgu saya tulis nama. dah la nama penuh klas pun btul. smua org nmpk." and me and him argue and shit. good thing i dint get shitted haha. then he kumpul all the one no name one and discuss la. he sempt say michelle sexy legs. omg. didnt expect that. it was fucking funny. he's a huge racist la. he called us najis and all. (i was the only malay there but i dint count)

anyways after that we just wrote our names and went to class. the rest of the day was uneventful i guess. now im home just finish play bball and mandi. so gtg study for agama now. buh byes

when life gives you shit, just laugh.

Overkill

2009-05-16T06:32:00.000-07:00

JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT

hey pee. been too long. so what i been up to? lets get to it. 9th may, went to mze's party. freakin sick. seriously felt like puking cause some kid (idiot guy) elbow me in the stomach. fuck pain but i was all smiley smiley cause well cant scold the kid can i? anyhows, played football and took loads of pictures. it was awesome. up next, what did i do? oh yea. watch finding nemo again. dont know why but that movie is still awesome eventhough watch it for 7,682 times already. speaking of movies, WOLVERINE was damn super ginomourly freaky awesome. haha. best movie of the year fo sho but transformers coming so maybe 2nd. and worst movie ever made is PAUL BLART MALL COP. 5 minutes and i wanted to get the hell out of there. but i watched it till the end cause why waste my money? the ending wasnt worth waiting that long.

now, american idol time, adam and kriz final. seriously? wtf is wrong with the human race? why kriz? nil star quality. sorry dude but adam deserves to win and he WILL win. let him eat kriz up alive. anyways, just got back from kampung. my eldest cuz got married. chinese traditional style. it was cool but boy was it hot. temperature wise people. the bridesmaid had to wipe up the bride's sweat through the whole entire ceremony. it was cool seeing the chinese traditional wedding. now their happily married lalala. haha. okay im bored now, so gtg find something to do. see u when i see u. papai.

Contamination

2009-05-01T21:44:00.000-07:00

YING ^_^

hi people. well yesterday was my birthday. so i didnt celebrate it with a party or anything. just a couple of friends hanging out at me house. guess what? first thing prakkash step into my house he ask me wheres my bro. uh-oh. i knew where that was going. but whatever. my bro is also 2x5 only ^_^ with the house full of hyper people we were shouting and shit.

then scott came riding his bike. fucking far he cycled. everybody suddenly became quiet cause well he looks like he was bout to pass out. then it passed so everybody went back to business. after that we tried playing a game of i never but it turned out lame cause people wont participate so i downed half a bottle of pepsi for nothing. my party fuckin planner also useless. what la. haha sorry kal ^_^ anyhows, we played truth or dare and that was fucking shit. sharlene licked the floor, scott kissed prakkash (cheek) and elaine usap-ed ooi's arm.

later had cake just for the hell of it i go take some cream and wipe it on kals face but failed cause the cake was in the fridge so it wasnt like creamy. then it went nuts i did on kal, scott and haha YING! fuck that was awesome. she dump a whole plate on my face but i got her back. she was apologizing when i did clown style pie throw at her face. she got worst. solly ying, not :P we all went to the park and got some ice cream and played on the swings and stuff just enjoying the wind. after that everyone start going home. i had fun, dont know bout the others though ?_? haha. guess thats it. i wont fucking bother to talk bout where i am now. personal hell. we all know where that is.

leta getars. stay modest.

Just For Laughs

2009-04-28T05:27:00.000-07:00

hello unknown people. im alya. im here to blog about my oh so "great" life. lets start. haha. im bored. so whats been going on? i'll tell you whats been going on. prakkash. thats one crazy nutter weyh. i swear he made everyone laugh like shit. still got stomach ache now.
all of us even snorted. oh god. funny shit.

anyhows, today was okay. omg that rhymes. yay me.
okay solly. im hyper and bored. so guess what? jc scolded people. again. woo hoo. first it was hairulsam spitting on the mike bout the usual shit. then head back to class, jc mrh mrh bout the laziness of the students in this country. i think shes either part racist or a full legitimate one cause she really got on maximumly towards kiernan.

then, she kluar, we learned maths. z_z another scoldin ass teacher. this particular one just got back from being preggers and we all thought hey maybe she go easy on us but noooo it was fucking 1000x worse.she scolded, demanded, hit, you name it she did it all. somemore i didnt finish my work. it'll be the death of me. so i came up with this ingenius plan where i, alya aisyah, have lost her book. brilliant no? i said i lost the book she wanted but i got the other one with all the other work so she was all fine, just by a new book and start at this subject. yip yip for me. hah, i guess she has a heart somewhere. at the end of the day, prakkash came to our class illegally and so on so on.
thats all for today. im alya and g'nite.

>.<

Taking Out The Witnesses

2009-04-23T05:19:00.000-07:00

things you're not suppose to do when doing homework

hello, hi. been too long yea? so whats been going on, well its like this... schools been a drag but thank god theres such a thing as frens that go there everyday. last saturday went to school for english club but before that naresha, keith d., shyam, varmant and me were playing basketball. we were all having fun when out of nowhere mr ganesh came and started scolding us like fuck. i was damn lost cause i just started playing. he was saying i will sack yall from st johns, u think basketball is ur whole life? no studies? after he finish we were so confused it was unreal. haha.
after the confusations (is that a word?) went for english-io club. it was okay la. n0 who am i kidding it was actually quite boring. i mean there was only like 6 people there. we played a couple of games but not much fun. it was a 5/10. anyhow, went to visit the st johners. omg, it was like a morgue. there were so stressed, they were quiet. damn scary. haha. i know all of em will pass with flying colors ^_^
gtg mandi now. see ya

Too Good For You

2009-04-20T04:21:00.000-07:00

FRIENDS ARE PEOPLE WHO SAYS YOU'RE A BITCH BUT YOU STILL LOVE THEM

HELLO ALL! heres the deal. we did the phantom with jc and omg she gave us a 4. i dint mind cause we dint do our best but oh shit she said we were stuck up. felt like hitting her. damn piss. it was totally uncalled for. what fool. so she went out then we went changed and eveybody emo-ed, kal actually cried. she started telling us stuff thats been bugging her so as the good fren that i am ^_^ i started saying this is now a support group and i was being all supporty then i had this idea called the Stuck Up Society United (SUSU) . the deal is people who ARENT stuck up can join. brilliant no? haha. we all damn semangated saying doing shirts and all. everybody ending up going overboard. so after emo session, we played arm wrestling of corse i totally lose. alya loser! anyhow, the guys were making it interesting by putting liquid paper on the table so who kalah will duh kene. then somehow KAL GO TOUCH IT. omg fucking funny. it was an accident and she was oh shit oh shit fuck fuck. too funny for words. i even spread a rumor that jc's gay. dont think people believe it though.

that was yesterday. today we had the first eva SUSU meeting. it was hilarious. everyone was hyper and heres what we came up with

alya and kal - royalty a.k.a. creators
ruth - princess margarita a.k.a. royal dog
ooi - teenage mutant ninja turtle a.k.a. security
shyam - fish a.k.a. rubiks experto
kong - jester a.k.a. the guy who makes people laugh till they shit
tommy - slave a.k.a. the guy who does everything
philip - slave's ass a.k.a. asisstant slave
kiernan - korean mushroom a.k.a. royal plant
p.s. royal dog feeds on royal plant

it was shit. everybody screaming and all. after the meeting had jc's class. dramatic music please. got scolded haha. nothing new there. ruth and i always kene. huh whatevs. anyway, after rehat i went for olahraga. damn fun played in the mud and all. when suddenly theres this guy thats been kacauing me slam into me from behind and i actually slam onto the ground. fucking great. NOT. i was piss at the guy and he was all sorry sorry tak sengaja. i was like whatever. not gonna talk to him ever again. anyways, continuing, now im updating my bloggie while doing homework so thats all for now lates gates.

p.s. good luck 4 choir. yall do awesome!

Thick Skin

2009-04-17T06:40:00.000-07:00

omg like fuck shit today at school. lets start with how the friggin day got started. i went down from my van with the semangated and hyper energy thinking today get to play bball but boom crash land to reality there was 3 stupid effin big old hunk of junk of a tent splat right inthe mids of the court. anyways u know what that means, passing and running. no games. im okay with passing but running, eh not so much got enough of those from olahs. huh. so during that passing balls period shazili and hamnet walk up to me looking like they just got back from world war 3 with the limping, plaster all over face and hand-aid cliche's. they told me to write some shit down so i did. nothing interesting there. no point telling. anyhow, went to kal's later and leesha was there so talk and talk. then i got to know tht the boys i mean CREW are coming too. so o-kay. omg prakkash so horny, teachin kals lil bro bout dicks and stuff. and somemore kals bro was playing a game using a joystick so well you know where im going with this. he was laughing shit saying nia ma la and stuff. very, very hyper stuff. somemore jin chern was listening to the ipod in full volume until people standing 5 feet away also can hear, and hes wearing earphones. everybody was pretty much doing their own stuff so i just stand back and watch the commotion unfold before me with everybody screaming, laughing, curse out loud and throw god knows what junk all over the place. it was funny in a weird way. then kals mum sent all of us to school, said thanks and i head on to class after saying my g-byes to me mates. in class no teacher came. at all. for the whole day. i slept for like 2 periods, kcau people playing the rubiks and talk bout the past with people i know. so i thought okay days over can gom home but nooo got some last minute torture that i was tortured to death by this lil guy in my van. it was all cool until he started flicking spit at me. im generally NOT a patient person. but i manage to control myself rather than throw a fit that could be heard from here all the way to uruguay. thats it i guess. just got here at daddios after the shift. thinking of going kk for the hell of it tomorrow. see if me free. ley-ta gay-ta.

Centipede Juice

2009-04-16T05:45:00.000-07:00

yo people. how are yall? been busy lately no time for bloggie but finally internet workin again. so what been going on? lets see.... for a 14 year old idiot i have so much going on in a period of a week.

1st thing first - basketball rules. thats like a known fact. even the people who insulted basketball to my face starting playing. fucking a-holes. in your face. everyone was damn semangated and hyper. ruth will be future captain cause everybody loves her cause she doesnt bite your head off if u dint score.

2nd thing that is damn crazy - in science i got stomach ache. shyam and teacher were damn funnyy. i'll put the convie in.

teacher - centipede are vertebrates or not? i dont think so
shyam - dont think so also teacher
teacher - centipede have blood ar?
shyam - no teacher got juice only (doing dripping signs)

you had to be there it was shitty funny. i think someone actually poop themselves laughin.

3rd thing - keith was at school. so everyone was getting psych bout and1 streetball. he, prakkash and kong were one team so had to come up with a list. so keith ask prakkash and he said "oh put chinese sohai" everybody pause. and he was like what? athirah wanted to bang his head in but he said whats wrong with giant sohai? so goodness to him we misheard. it was really funny after he cleared it up.

4thie - naresha, ruth and joe wanted a name too so we were thinking and someone was like what bout your mother. and we were fuckingly laughing until i think i was about to pass out. funny weyh. try to imagine the PA saying your mother's team please step on to the court. fucking weyh. it'll be classic. they went for something fc. but through all that i swear funny shit.

all this stories are so not funny in writing but if u had heard it u would be lol-ing, rofl-ing and loti-ing like fuck. aiyo headache already gtg. c ya soon.

All You Need Is A Buck Fifty

2009-04-09T09:03:00.000-07:00

HEY! teachers just put a price on us kids safety. you x_x, teacher give u 1.50 go heal. get yourself the cheap plaster and a piece of a candy. i mean CMON. what do they think we kids are? cheapos? insurance your butt crack la. that can only cover us i dont know 5 secs of school? hmm... they're trying to prevent us from being normal i guess. whatever.

LIST YOUR MOST EMBARASSING MEMORIES

I got one. it happened today too. was during sejarah. i wasnt really listening to the teach coz well i was spacing. then teacher said something bout keropok lekor so i was like okay food. then i zoned out. after that, teach told us she gonna ask questions now. i was like NOOOO! but i dint say THAT out loud though. so she asked this this and this. i was trying to be enthuatiastic raising my hand and shit cause manage to read a bit and was damn hyper but no she just pandang tempt lain. so there was this one question bout terengganu's treasure so i was like peasy. raise my hand and she HAD to see me at that time. so i was like OH CIKGU KEROPOK LEKOR! cause fuck if i know whats the treasure. everyone started laughing like shit. even teacher. it was embarassing at first but hey im like why dont i just laugh along i mean its better embarassing urself than have some other dude embarassing u right? (as hard as it is to admit, it was funny ^_^)

evening saw ruthi-elle. the under 18 tapau the other school. i mean seriously they won by i dont know 33-nil. they were ecstatic weyh. so happy for them. gonna join next year. i dont give a shit even if i suck :P so gtg gonna surf round before heading to bed.

-GOTTA LOVE ALYA-

Weeping Willow

2009-04-07T07:01:00.001-07:00

hello. its been frantic. getting results these days. all shit. so not gonna mention those. i mean its not just me. majority. kal emo-ed. well for awhile. sin yee weeped. i said fuck out loud. elaine was sad. sanghita secretive. shyam was angry. philip was begging. tommy was "okay" la. i bet teacher is evil laugh-ing right now.

anyhow, PRIVATE is awesome.

haha. its true. today, was a hyperry day. what day isnt hyperry? woke up late as usual. only had bout 20 mins to eat, bath and etc be4 going to school. all in the nick of time. at school, people were making fun of ying. bffs only la. saying like ' ying's boring!' i joined in too but stopped after perhimpunan cause well she look... PISSED. what normal person wont be?

in class, no ruth : ( hyper level wasnt that high without her. what am i saying it was still hyperry. nothin can change that. miss her though. at mssd bball. gl people. the rest the day boring cause they were debating bout seats for st johns camp bus. i wish i could go but one problem, not even a st john-er.hehe. i know, the debate has yet to finish ^_^ (btw there was a lot of arguin between me and kal as usual)

went home and eat after school. yum. now im boring-ing myself to death with the phantom gay script. need to add some youtubes to make it awesomer. guess thats it, people-o. see ya wouldnt wanna be ya.

hate me, love me,
personally, i dont give a fuck
^_^ me

Spread The Stupidity

2009-04-04T10:24:00.000-07:00

these are some funny shit. SMART stuff by smart people.

well i dont know what to say. just dont try this at school

Real Reasons

2009-04-04T00:26:00.000-07:00

my day = dude, our school gossip blog sucks man (melawati). both form 1 and form 2. all wannabes. i check all me frens blog and well lets just say cant feel the mad love for the "gossip blogs" of melawati. to all those people who been trashed, chill. those idiotic scum are just jealous of y'all. their bored out of their friggin mind.

so, today could go on the history of most boring day ever.

stayed home when i could have gone to my bro's (ex-school's) car boot shit thingy. majority of my frens actually went. i accidently overslept (accident is a bit exaggerated cause it was more of slept at 6 and couldnt even open me eyes kind of thing.) was up reading the gift. saddest book of the century apart from 1000 splendid suns. should have crashed earlier.
btw, won the shoutwar yesterday ^_^ just giving yall a fun fact

Earth =

omg, how dumb. theres this person who actually ask why we should bother saving earth. i mean hello, wake up and smell the roses. no earth, no anything. jeez, does this guy need to be knocked on the head to realise that. this is a totally good example of how ignorant people can be. y'know that some people actually refuse to do earth hour? like theres this web... ah u check out urself. its http://kamigoroshi.net/thoughtful/earth-hour-isnt-as-good-an-hour-as-you-think
suit yourself dude.

utter nonsense before signing off = i love being cupid. my friend just hook up with my other friend. ahh, hope they get along. anyways, dinner for me is really annoying at my dads. its all total silence, one word monologue. no fun at all. its like you step into the addams family mansion or something. even that is less awkward than my dinner with my dad. guess we are just too different >_> miss sports. havent been doing it for quite some time. maybe should do some tomorrow if im rajin enough. kay, signing off -a-l-y-a-

Credits

2009-04-03T08:17:00.000-07:00

for the AMAZING SHOUT BOX, thanks kal! i totally "owe" you one.
from miss totally sincere when i was forced to do this, alya
jokes aside, thanks kal. really. trust me. yea. kay.

Good Girls Have All The Fun

2009-04-03T06:43:00.000-07:00

-low quality pic-
c-ello. today was a fuckin rampage. it all started with everybody not being at school. i reach school at 12 or so like my fren who shall not be named (kal) told me she come at that time. turns out, when i got there, not a single soul in sight. all of em was at st johns. i waited for like an hour for them. anyways, after that, they were all plannin to skip school. and i was like wt heck first time is always the funnest. went to eat at kfc and guess who i ran into? salam of all people. he was looking damn slackish and i was like WHAT? we chatted for awhile but the whole time i was looking at one of his frens that had his arm all over this malay tudung wearing girl. he's like squeezing her close and shit. damn distracting. free porn ^_^ after catchin up i went and eat with kal all. we went to kals house after stuffing ourselves. had lots of fun talking nonsense and acting ridicolous. though we were freakin out bout the cops on the way to kals house. what kind of shit la. the police dont have time to actually look round for kids ponteng-ing. so i was feeling awesome when i reached school. but then me, leesha and michelle started to freak cause we think some people might have tattle. but whatever my mum knows, shes cool. exams over so time to have fun. when i got home, started to pack. next thin i know me mum was telling me going to kfc for dinner. "GREAT" after today i dont think my stomach can take that much amount of chicken in a day anymore. now, at me dads with my stupid shit bitch uncle hogging the tv. trust me u meet him u will agree. gtg now having shout war with kal. catch ya later.
-alya pervert

P.S. my post sound perverted all of a sudden : P

Patience Is A Bloody Virtue

2009-04-02T05:09:00.000-07:00

EXAMS FINALLY FUCKIN OVER
HELLO PEOPLE
ARIZONA

And thats why i change the header. kal agrees, i randomize most of the time. i mean when youre too 'organized' lifes boring. so, today was the last day of exam. freedom. for now. the whole week was effin shitty but it was fun cause we get throw papers at kalpana's head. and some of the guys in my class was actually playin/solving the rubiks cube thingy. swear to god hate that lil cubey bitch. tomorrow thinking bout playin basketball. miss it like hell. anyways, just now while i was doing me history exam, my ustazah was damn slackish towards me. and i think shes a racist too. she was busting the non malays chops. scolding and shit like that. okay, im bored thats why im just typin out C TO THE R TO THE A TO THE P. OH, btw, im gonna sue the times bookshop. I bought a book (UNTOUCHABLE) and they lost like i dont know, 17 SHITTY PAGES. i mean thats too much. even for me man.plus, the 17 pages are the good scandolous-ly awesome parts. they hate me i guess. well before the hatin goes above normal, i better go dressy uppy. later gator.

True Calling

2009-03-28T10:02:00.000-07:00

hye people. its been centuries since i surf the net. its nice to chill out after an intense 3 weeks of sports. dont wanna get into that now. (dont want me frens to hunt me down and chortle me personally)then when its all finally over, got exams in the genius school of mine. studying bit here and there but totally un-prepared. want to get over all these shit. april will be my holiday month. time to chill. miss the people at gombak. especially the seniors. they're so nice. kay so better talk bout something interesting for once.

a few weeks ago, got english club. that got everyone damn hyper. first it was the treasure hunt. i wasnt there but when i actually got there, they were still looking for stuff like their lives depended on it. the whole team was competitive like shit. kal and the gang won of corse. no surprise there. so after that we did some kind of game. it was called "honey if u love me would u smile for me?" THAT was funny. the guys are mostly. we never got the point of the game. then, we played another game which is why we played the first game because the first game is actually the 2nd's game demo. makes sense? i know me neither. we had to run around and grab sits. it actually seem like a rugby game some time during the game. people pushing. it was fun. so after all games and laughs, we went home. BUT, before that, dakshan told me i missed the public speaking audition >_> x_x I WAITED FOR 2 FREAKING YEARS AND U TELL ME THE AUDITION IS FRIGGIN OVER? AND I MISSED IT? felt like screaming to him but dint of corse. not his fault i wasnt at school most of the time (sports) another year is added to the list.
next year will be jam packed fo sho. im gonna concentrate on bball, olahraga, public speaking and me studies. lets hope i can juggle all.
gtg now, need to cram for agama paper.

I didnt die yay!

2009-03-06T05:52:00.000-08:00

turned out i got trough the saringan. semi's are next week. hope i cn do that awesomely too. now, today right, got 800m. omg, it was damn fucking. got 3rd behind the two indian girls. fucka they damn fast. could die. and heres the funny thing. i was okay after the race good lucking everyone then i was drinking water and BOOM. next thing i know im on the grass with bunch of pbsm's hovering over me. turned out i passed out fr awhile on them. didnt even know. i was okay sort of after that. even joshini fainted. corse knowing her she won 1st. she also damn fast omg. ny-ways, im kinda upset cause I REALLY WANTED TO WIN GOLD. i mean its 800m, its supposed to be MINE. oh well, still got 400m. hope that rules. well this blog is starting to be all sports all the way but hey its me. sports are my life. well nitie nite. p.s. too many grammar mistakes for words. see ya.

MSSD

2009-03-03T05:15:00.001-08:00

good luck to everyone. i'll die tomorrow. bye

you and me and all of the people

2009-03-01T04:45:00.000-08:00

hmm..hmm.. hi. dont know where to start. today's a sunday. chilling day. NOT. woke up round 12 to eat. only ate biscuits before going for tuisyen. was damn boring as usual. after that, went and eat properly at KFC before heading to ruths house. we had to do some class stuff like jaduals and the play. we didnt really do much since kal was sick and me, ruth and ooi were busy playing bball. it was fun and i was so fucking fuckety fuckly hyper. the hyperest i ever been. i head home at round 6. chat bout BEFORE going eat dinner. now im here telling u bout my boring sunday while doing boringly susun buku. guess thats it. catch ya later.

Spotted

2009-02-28T02:03:00.000-08:00

TO KNOW OR NOT TO KNOW

WHATEVER IT IS LEARN TO KEEP YOUR MOUTHIE SHUTTIE

uh-oh. some secrets are out. according to me frens, God's Creature has been identified. i repeat God's Creature has been identified. i dont know how accurate that is but for sho its a 50-50 thing. (btw, God's Creature is a gossip blogger who has the melawati high NEWS) i guess some people are too easy to read. just be careful GC, some people might be out to get ya. anyways, i havent been up to much interesting stuff. just gettin up to date on the latest N-E-W-S, or whatever fuck they call it. this weekend will be the most stress-iest weekend of my life. MSSD is too close for comfort. oh well, what happens happens then. my family from afar are here now, just chillin. im multitasking hehe. well this is lame but whatever. bye-y bye bye bye

Innocent girl

2009-02-26T07:07:00.000-08:00

hello. just came back from klcc. omg, i was at madam kwan's and my dad's frens came over. i was like damn quiet. said nothing at all which is really weird for me cause im a chatterbox. they all give me the look and dropped subtle comments like "ur anak diam yea?" when in translation "ur anak must be one of the low lives" i swear damn fucked up. its just their my dads frens. i dont gel with them wtf did they expect? anyways to stop all this stereotyping frenzy, today was -orrible. i was dying silently. morning i came for bball and olahraga. afternoon got exam somemore last minute cramming shit. the exams werent that bd i guess. today too much hatin for words. bye.

innocent girl

(talk about fucked up)

TiCk ToCk

2009-02-23T01:14:00.000-08:00

clocks ticking. tomorrow exam ZZZZZ. never study also. today was suppose to but nahh. too lazy for study. well what i did instead was, go for more sports with my legs feeling like its about to fall off since yesterday was sports day. i couldnt run, couldnt open my eyes. it burns. played like shit-to only today.keep missing very valuable shots. after that went and eat. it tasted so nice so suddenly. guess i was hungrier than i thought. WHY THE FUCK am i writing with emphasisment on one sentence? annoying like shit. after eating, naresha, prakkash, song shin, jin chern and kong wanted to go somewhere. they invited me but i give the million dollar reason I HAD TO STUDY. all bullshit. i was actually just fucking damn tired. song shin teman me go to school. i rode his bike to school and omg my arse hurt like hell weyh. by the time i reach school i was practically limping. dont know how he does it. so after that hanged with the olahraga crew and all before heading home. i ZZZZ most of the afternoon. well now im pretending to have a teenie idea about what im studying. well write soon

soundtrack of my summer

2009-02-22T03:05:00.000-08:00

TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE.
THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING,WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE ! AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING,HE WROTE ON A STONE: 'TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE '. THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, 'AFTER I HURT YOU,YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?'THE FRIEND REPLIED 'WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE I T DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US,WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT.'LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE. THEY SAY IT TAKES A MINUTE TO FIND A SPECIAL PERSON, AN HOUR TO APPRECIATE THEM, A DAY TO LOVE THEM, BUT THEN AN ENTIRE LIFETIME TO FORGET THEM.TAKE THE TIME TO LIVE! DO NOT VALUE THE THINGS YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE, BUT VALUE WHO YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE !

ALL PHILOSOPHICAL NAW?

HEHE ME!

fly kite fly

2009-02-21T05:27:00.000-08:00

hate titles sometimes. just now went for english club. one word, ECHO. many of em went to st johns so they were only like i dont know 18people? it was so quiet and awkward i swear. in the end we couldnt take it anymore we just played charades :P damn funny. there were weird ones, like shit guessing. went to eat after that at MCH. ruth, kal, me, nicholas, keith, song and ooi was being retarded there. well mostly us girls. ruth was horny as usual. kal was LOL-ing. i was creating the new recipe for ammo to give the malaysian goverment. its anchovies/ikan bilis heads, barley, sambal, lime, ice blended, rice and carrot susu drink. i swear looks disgusting. shit looks better than that. we were devising a plan to tell the guy there that nic did it since nic went home. laughter was heard. A LOT. the guy dint say anything thank God. oh, we also saw ms grace there. she said shes retiring on 27/5 shes so nice i dont want her to retire but shes going to madasgar. let her find her true love there la. at school while waitin for me grams, played bball. we were having fun when out of nowhere this retarded guy came and started scolding us. sayin "hello, we sudah sewa ur dewan. balik skarang." all of us was giving him 'd' face. i mean it is our school and if he said nicely it would have been better but noooo he had to go mrh mrh. fuck you. the rest of the afternoon are uneventful since i slept :D studied a bit. like lil. hope can score A hehe. tomorrow big day. good luck to me. better get my rest. be nice, bye.

laugh fucking a lot, be good buddies, it only takes me and you, to be awesome.

and you totally know it.

like nicholas always say, stop crapping.

weeee, go me!

Pressure

2009-02-19T05:53:00.000-08:00

-its on sport fanatics-

(basketball & track and field)

^_^

alya

freshmen hated. juniors hay-ted.

2009-02-18T05:14:00.000-08:00

anger management issue. today went to school early and you know the drills. basketball, ruth's house, school. in class, hyperness was an all time high for all and what better way to start the day is with a, drumroll please, history pop quiz. wee for all :/ fucked up the quiz as usual. during pj, this totally innocent looking teacher came in looking lost. we all look at each other and theres only one conclusion. NEW. poor guy didnt know what hit him. all of us started going CIKGU! ADA BUDAK PINDAH, ADA BUDAK KELUAR CLASS, ADA BAU BUSUK! it was damn funny but they always say looks can be tre' deceiving. he started raising his voice but at least he didnt gave us work or shit like that. after break, we went to dewan. we thought we'll get some sort of lecture but noooooo instead we listen to teacher read the rule book. you cant even expose youre teeth. the teachers emphasis on the HORMATI PENGAWAS like its the hottest word of the month. you can see all the students rolling eyes like yea yea, whatever not gonna do it anyways. the evening session one la mcm budget. no offense to the unbudget pengawas (stefanie, elya, muammar, erin etc.) omg after the reading shit, we went to class and started to act like kids. play ice and water, hide n seek. so much fun. ruben and gan were like hello, y'all are form 2's! we just laugh. and the shitty part comes. we were checking out this storeroom cause it look kinda cool right when suddenly the form 4's come up with an army and started scolding us like we did heinous crimes. they say like NI KADET PUNYA STOR. JANGAN MASUK. jeez, we couldnt have known it like earlier? there were no signs or locks. inside also only got posters about rape and drugs (how did that get there?) who the fuck will know it was cadet-ens store? i swear i think they hated us before we even touch the stupid storeroom. we were like backing up and saying we tak tahu and all those. there were only like 7 of us girls and 20 of them guys. that was so embarassing but whatever we put it behind us. its only a stupid store no need to get emo bout it. for a pretty average day, the post is damn long. well, gotta go. stay beautiful ^_^ (btw 'we' are usually kal, elaine, ruth, leesha, sharlene, ying, michelle and me. sometimes its 2s :) -alya

what the fuck is going on?!

2009-02-17T04:45:00.000-08:00

ello. i sound piss. i am btw :P i know its been a while but whatever. ny-ways, mls nk talk bout the months. just talk bout today. came to school damn early like 702. actually im pissed at myself and teachers only. i couldnt take the fuckin mistakes i did. the whole half court was EMPTY not a single soul AND I COULDNT MAKE A SHITTY SHOT. WALKING LA, AIRBALL LA WTF?! i swear i could kill myself right there in the middle of the friggin court. its like jab, jab, jab, jab somemore la. i wanted to cry. omg, why so emo? dont know la today is like skit skit emo. like they say PMS kot :D huh... fuck la. tomoro practice like shit Sat already selection. scared i injured la, its always like that one ugh. let the chips fall where they may. all philosophical. then later at school, ustazah right go marah hana for wearing pinafore like why u wear like that and tutup la, dimerit la fuck bla fuck bla. i mean now she mrh everyone. she even got on my case sayin "msuk olahraga jgn pakai seluar pendek tau. sapa ckp pkai seluar panjang tak leh menang" go all zzz on me. biarla. whatever makes her happy. in class so hyper kal all mcm crazy well i joined in totally knowing me. fast forward. at home now, chatting, sms-ing away nothing interestin. well, bye.

sundays holidays

2009-01-18T05:54:00.000-08:00

did the usual stuff on a sunday. exercise, leg pain and slurpee for breakfast cant get any awesomer than that >_> since my day consists mostly of me watchin tv and readin a book (omg theres this book a thousand splendid suns the title, so freakin awesome. its sad cause she hated by her parents, kene abondon, dpt husband mass murderer and cant get kids. how fucked up can a person life can be?) i'll ut mostly pics of cutestuff cause cute stuff make people happy and also hate themselves cause not as cute as the pic. p.s. i know how u feel.

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2009-01-17T07:32:00.000-08:00

haha. hello. its a saturday busy like hell >_> now 7 days a week no time for anythin else. anyways woke up so early. dint like that at all. went for bball, i know this might be the zillion time i said it, its awesome. i dint score any jaw dropping shots but i wasnt like so teruk i guess, who knows? ny-ways i went for my bro's hand thing appointmente' with this real expensive doc. he use this stupid crappy spray spray shit and it cost like rm660 for only one stupid session. we were like did you miscount or something cause that aint right. then the people there started going on bout how this guy specialist la this la that la. whatever. too expensive for words. before going to my orthodoc we went to this place called roadhouse grill sumtin sumtin. seen it a couple of times nvr tried it so we went in and eat. good stuff there. oh and remember how i posted yesterday bout me and opening braces? aint gonna happen soon. she still got some magic to do with my teeth >_> sleep aftr that....... till 530 when i gt a call from my grams. my daddio was asking me and my bro when were we coming home and i was just like wha? then i remembrd i have to go to dads after orthodoc hehe forgot. at night right went to the pav. so many people it seems theres some kind of lucky draw so people kepoh la want to win. bought couple of books (: bookaholic :) went home and tara da, im here. doing m perdagangan hw. so many words so many photos it burns!! i was just researching some stuff bout cute but evil and i found a perfecto example. hope its cool, bye.

retardo

2009-01-16T04:59:00.000-08:00

omg so freakin retard la this blog. i wrote like an award winning post then they go delete. stupid. had to write again. idiots la.kay today right i was at school sitting there innocently all ALONE when my best fren in the whole wide world came to me and scream so loudly. everyone was looking. i dont know why i was embarassed usually i join in but omg i blush like an idiot instead bodoh la. i still heart her shes soooooo carefree. anyways, i wore my tudung after that and everyone dont recognise me no more ^_^ dont know why but when i wear tudung i feel like a girl. i know i am one but im never the prissy princessy kind ever or timid-y. usually im the girl who loves sports and eat so damn ugly its embarassin ^_^ maybe cause anyone wear tudung everyone knows instantly ur a girl unless u got some bulge at the land down under than thats something that attracts way too much questions. i went to class and bla bla. skip that. i went home at round 7 and played bball with me mates at home. tip, dont play with baju kurung or not u fall and can die literally. after that went eating this mee hoon soup or so they say. it had so much taugeh (?) it taste like something from a sculpture. rock flavour ^_^ anyways now talkin with people ahh.. the beauty of internet and phones. tomorrow gtg see orthodoc. hope bleh bukak braces. i want to start the new year with a new me, new teeth at least. i sound like im gettin dentures :P bath time. feel real icky now. write soon

new year new fuckin stuff

2009-01-15T04:29:00.000-08:00

hello, hello. i changed my blog. AGAIN. its just that i too mlas nk update ^_^ as if anyone read also. :D anyways, school started and now its like a week after that. i swear the teachers got evil plan want to kill students with homework. dying of too much homework? theres always a first right? i got like geo, sejarah, SENI (i know), perdagangan, science and OMG bm. stupid la. i have no idea wtf is what. im gettin way distracted. lets start with, 6am - wake up and play bball at home. 8am go to school and go rumah biru THEN bball (it was awesome) 10am walk and go eat and also went to ruth's house. 1215pm go back to school and study and do shit like that. 5pm go for olahraga. 630pm kena kejar by mr batik man (hairulsam) 651pm ride van and head home. and so on and so on. snore fest all. this year right i want to go all out. i want to masuk everything ^_^ let the crap fall where they freakin may. tomorrow friday >_> mlas la. its the day that suppose to be short but seem to like stretch foreva. at least its saturday soon. gtg take bath la dying in my own stink. this might have been the lamest post ever but i dont give a fuck ^_^
bye.