Centipede Juice

yo people. how are yall? been busy lately no time for bloggie but finally internet workin again. so what been going on? lets see.... for a 14 year old idiot i have so much going on in a period of a week.

1st thing first - basketball rules. thats like a known fact. even the people who insulted basketball to my face starting playing. fucking a-holes. in your face. everyone was damn semangated and hyper. ruth will be future captain cause everybody loves her cause she doesnt bite your head off if u dint score.

2nd thing that is damn crazy - in science i got stomach ache. shyam and teacher were damn funnyy. i'll put the convie in.

teacher - centipede are vertebrates or not? i dont think so
shyam - dont think so also teacher
teacher - centipede have blood ar?
shyam - no teacher got juice only (doing dripping signs)

you had to be there it was shitty funny. i think someone actually poop themselves laughin.

3rd thing - keith was at school. so everyone was getting psych bout and1 streetball. he, prakkash and kong were one team so had to come up with a list. so keith ask prakkash and he said "oh put chinese sohai" everybody pause. and he was like what? athirah wanted to bang his head in but he said whats wrong with giant sohai? so goodness to him we misheard. it was really funny after he cleared it up.

4thie - naresha, ruth and joe wanted a name too so we were thinking and someone was like what bout your mother. and we were fuckingly laughing until i think i was about to pass out. funny weyh. try to imagine the PA saying your mother's team please step on to the court. fucking weyh. it'll be classic. they went for something fc. but through all that i swear funny shit.

all this stories are so not funny in writing but if u had heard it u would be lol-ing, rofl-ing and loti-ing like fuck. aiyo headache already gtg. c ya soon.

All You Need Is A Buck Fifty

HEY! teachers just put a price on us kids safety. you x_x, teacher give u 1.50 go heal. get yourself the cheap plaster and a piece of a candy. i mean CMON. what do they think we kids are? cheapos? insurance your butt crack la. that can only cover us i dont know 5 secs of school? hmm... they're trying to prevent us from being normal i guess. whatever.

LIST YOUR MOST EMBARASSING MEMORIES

I got one. it happened today too. was during sejarah. i wasnt really listening to the teach coz well i was spacing. then teacher said something bout keropok lekor so i was like okay food. then i zoned out. after that, teach told us she gonna ask questions now. i was like NOOOO! but i dint say THAT out loud though. so she asked this this and this. i was trying to be enthuatiastic raising my hand and shit cause manage to read a bit and was damn hyper but no she just pandang tempt lain. so there was this one question bout terengganu's treasure so i was like peasy. raise my hand and she HAD to see me at that time. so i was like OH CIKGU KEROPOK LEKOR! cause fuck if i know whats the treasure. everyone started laughing like shit. even teacher. it was embarassing at first but hey im like why dont i just laugh along i mean its better embarassing urself than have some other dude embarassing u right? (as hard as it is to admit, it was funny ^_^)

evening saw ruthi-elle. the under 18 tapau the other school. i mean seriously they won by i dont know 33-nil. they were ecstatic weyh. so happy for them. gonna join next year. i dont give a shit even if i suck :P so gtg gonna surf round before heading to bed.

-GOTTA LOVE ALYA-

Weeping Willow

hello. its been frantic. getting results these days. all shit. so not gonna mention those. i mean its not just me. majority. kal emo-ed. well for awhile. sin yee weeped. i said fuck out loud. elaine was sad. sanghita secretive. shyam was angry. philip was begging. tommy was "okay" la. i bet teacher is evil laugh-ing right now.

anyhow, PRIVATE is awesome.

haha. its true. today, was a hyperry day. what day isnt hyperry? woke up late as usual. only had bout 20 mins to eat, bath and etc be4 going to school. all in the nick of time. at school, people were making fun of ying. bffs only la. saying like ' ying's boring!' i joined in too but stopped after perhimpunan cause well she look... PISSED. what normal person wont be?

in class, no ruth : ( hyper level wasnt that high without her. what am i saying it was still hyperry. nothin can change that. miss her though. at mssd bball. gl people. the rest the day boring cause they were debating bout seats for st johns camp bus. i wish i could go but one problem, not even a st john-er.hehe. i know, the debate has yet to finish ^_^ (btw there was a lot of arguin between me and kal as usual)

went home and eat after school. yum. now im boring-ing myself to death with the phantom gay script. need to add some youtubes to make it awesomer. guess thats it, people-o. see ya wouldnt wanna be ya.

hate me, love me,
personally, i dont give a fuck
^_^ me

Spread The Stupidity

these are some funny shit. SMART stuff by smart people.

well i dont know what to say. just dont try this at school

Real Reasons

my day = dude, our school gossip blog sucks man (melawati). both form 1 and form 2. all wannabes. i check all me frens blog and well lets just say cant feel the mad love for the "gossip blogs" of melawati. to all those people who been trashed, chill. those idiotic scum are just jealous of y'all. their bored out of their friggin mind.

so, today could go on the history of most boring day ever.

stayed home when i could have gone to my bro's (ex-school's) car boot shit thingy. majority of my frens actually went. i accidently overslept (accident is a bit exaggerated cause it was more of slept at 6 and couldnt even open me eyes kind of thing.) was up reading the gift. saddest book of the century apart from 1000 splendid suns. should have crashed earlier.
btw, won the shoutwar yesterday ^_^ just giving yall a fun fact

Earth =


omg, how dumb. theres this person who actually ask why we should bother saving earth. i mean hello, wake up and smell the roses. no earth, no anything. jeez, does this guy need to be knocked on the head to realise that. this is a totally good example of how ignorant people can be. y'know that some people actually refuse to do earth hour? like theres this web... ah u check out urself. its http://kamigoroshi.net/thoughtful/earth-hour-isnt-as-good-an-hour-as-you-think
suit yourself dude.

utter nonsense before signing off = i love being cupid. my friend just hook up with my other friend. ahh, hope they get along. anyways, dinner for me is really annoying at my dads. its all total silence, one word monologue. no fun at all. its like you step into the addams family mansion or something. even that is less awkward than my dinner with my dad. guess we are just too different >_> miss sports. havent been doing it for quite some time. maybe should do some tomorrow if im rajin enough. kay, signing off -a-l-y-a-

Credits

for the AMAZING SHOUT BOX, thanks kal! i totally "owe" you one.
from miss totally sincere when i was forced to do this, alya
jokes aside, thanks kal. really. trust me. yea. kay.

Good Girls Have All The Fun

-low quality pic-
c-ello. today was a fuckin rampage. it all started with everybody not being at school. i reach school at 12 or so like my fren who shall not be named (kal) told me she come at that time. turns out, when i got there, not a single soul in sight. all of em was at st johns. i waited for like an hour for them. anyways, after that, they were all plannin to skip school. and i was like wt heck first time is always the funnest. went to eat at kfc and guess who i ran into? salam of all people. he was looking damn slackish and i was like WHAT? we chatted for awhile but the whole time i was looking at one of his frens that had his arm all over this malay tudung wearing girl. he's like squeezing her close and shit. damn distracting. free porn ^_^ after catchin up i went and eat with kal all. we went to kals house after stuffing ourselves. had lots of fun talking nonsense and acting ridicolous. though we were freakin out bout the cops on the way to kals house. what kind of shit la. the police dont have time to actually look round for kids ponteng-ing. so i was feeling awesome when i reached school. but then me, leesha and michelle started to freak cause we think some people might have tattle. but whatever my mum knows, shes cool. exams over so time to have fun. when i got home, started to pack. next thin i know me mum was telling me going to kfc for dinner. "GREAT" after today i dont think my stomach can take that much amount of chicken in a day anymore. now, at me dads with my stupid shit bitch uncle hogging the tv. trust me u meet him u will agree. gtg now having shout war with kal. catch ya later.
-alya pervert

P.S. my post sound perverted all of a sudden : P

Patience Is A Bloody Virtue

EXAMS FINALLY FUCKIN OVER
HELLO PEOPLE
ARIZONA

And thats why i change the header. kal agrees, i randomize most of the time. i mean when youre too 'organized' lifes boring. so, today was the last day of exam. freedom. for now. the whole week was effin shitty but it was fun cause we get throw papers at kalpana's head. and some of the guys in my class was actually playin/solving the rubiks cube thingy. swear to god hate that lil cubey bitch. tomorrow thinking bout playin basketball. miss it like hell. anyways, just now while i was doing me history exam, my ustazah was damn slackish towards me. and i think shes a racist too. she was busting the non malays chops. scolding and shit like that. okay, im bored thats why im just typin out C TO THE R TO THE A TO THE P. OH, btw, im gonna sue the times bookshop. I bought a book (UNTOUCHABLE) and they lost like i dont know, 17 SHITTY PAGES. i mean thats too much. even for me man.plus, the 17 pages are the good scandolous-ly awesome parts. they hate me i guess. well before the hatin goes above normal, i better go dressy uppy. later gator.

True Calling

hye people. its been centuries since i surf the net. its nice to chill out after an intense 3 weeks of sports. dont wanna get into that now. (dont want me frens to hunt me down and chortle me personally)then when its all finally over, got exams in the genius school of mine. studying bit here and there but totally un-prepared. want to get over all these shit. april will be my holiday month. time to chill. miss the people at gombak. especially the seniors. they're so nice. kay so better talk bout something interesting for once.

a few weeks ago, got english club. that got everyone damn hyper. first it was the treasure hunt. i wasnt there but when i actually got there, they were still looking for stuff like their lives depended on it. the whole team was competitive like shit. kal and the gang won of corse. no surprise there. so after that we did some kind of game. it was called "honey if u love me would u smile for me?" THAT was funny. the guys are mostly. we never got the point of the game. then, we played another game which is why we played the first game because the first game is actually the 2nd's game demo. makes sense? i know me neither. we had to run around and grab sits. it actually seem like a rugby game some time during the game. people pushing. it was fun. so after all games and laughs, we went home. BUT, before that, dakshan told me i missed the public speaking audition >_> x_x I WAITED FOR 2 FREAKING YEARS AND U TELL ME THE AUDITION IS FRIGGIN OVER? AND I MISSED IT? felt like screaming to him but dint of corse. not his fault i wasnt at school most of the time (sports) another year is added to the list.
next year will be jam packed fo sho. im gonna concentrate on bball, olahraga, public speaking and me studies. lets hope i can juggle all.
gtg now, need to cram for agama paper.

I didnt die yay!

turned out i got trough the saringan. semi's are next week. hope i cn do that awesomely too. now, today right, got 800m. omg, it was damn fucking. got 3rd behind the two indian girls. fucka they damn fast. could die. and heres the funny thing. i was okay after the race good lucking everyone then i was drinking water and BOOM. next thing i know im on the grass with bunch of pbsm's hovering over me. turned out i passed out fr awhile on them. didnt even know. i was okay sort of after that. even joshini fainted. corse knowing her she won 1st. she also damn fast omg. ny-ways, im kinda upset cause I REALLY WANTED TO WIN GOLD. i mean its 800m, its supposed to be MINE. oh well, still got 400m. hope that rules. well this blog is starting to be all sports all the way but hey its me. sports are my life. well nitie nite. p.s. too many grammar mistakes for words. see ya.

MSSD

good luck to everyone. i'll die tomorrow. bye

you and me and all of the people

hmm..hmm.. hi. dont know where to start. today's a sunday. chilling day. NOT. woke up round 12 to eat. only ate biscuits before going for tuisyen. was damn boring as usual. after that, went and eat properly at KFC before heading to ruths house. we had to do some class stuff like jaduals and the play. we didnt really do much since kal was sick and me, ruth and ooi were busy playing bball. it was fun and i was so fucking fuckety fuckly hyper. the hyperest i ever been. i head home at round 6. chat bout BEFORE going eat dinner. now im here telling u bout my boring sunday while doing boringly susun buku. guess thats it. catch ya later.