Broken Hearts, Broken Dreams

hey, still cnt sleep. so friggin annoyed. i tried reading myself to sleep and that totally DID NOT work since the book is actually quite interesting. all bot summers and love and magic. dude, life dont work that way but theres always the exceptions. haha. well , well , well, today i went for more sports. duh. played a game with mj, kelly, ooi, coach, nic and prakkash. missed shots as usual, but still fun ^_^ went to kfc after that and omg, what a relief. thank you air cond. we were all being hyper there as usual. then kong and keshen dissappeared out of thin air so we all were like lets go to jj since it was mother effin boring at kfc. we played at the arcade there totally bullying the lil ones : P then had to rush back all the way to school cause my auntie got some other plans. oh! just rememberd.

THURSDAY - went to klcc to watch 2 muvies. hannah montana was actually quite good. so i like it, sue me. the guy in there was hot <3>

THE 120GB IPOD CLASSIC

i. swear. it. is. so. beautiful.
rm 999 gotta save some cash for that. then went to watch fighting. channing is freakin hot there but the movie was shit. downright spit-spitting shit fuck asshole boring. almost died there. 20 mins and we were out of there. it officially robs mall cop's worst movie award. totally. now i have vent and sleepy, i guess. better sleep or not tomorrow die. see yas

Bullseye

holy mother fucking fuck. i just like discovered something so weird and ugh, too ashamed to talk bout it. wish could shoot myself. and this happened like 3 months ago. aiyo, news too slow. anywhos i did this on.....

SATURDAY - went to klcc to watch night at the museum 2, it was good, sue me. anyways before going into the cinema, i saw like 5 people i know on the way. its rare i even see one person let alone 5. haha. went to get a SUMMER novel which is always good and also got some shirts from Gap.

SUNDAY - it was healthy lifestyle day in the teh household. me mum, bro and me went out to play all kinds of different sports, damn fun but there was this creepy guy who kept looking at us with a huge hole gaping in front of his pants. think he's a flasher or as i call it flashie >_> stayed away from that guy. went home later and had delish indonesian dinner.

MONDAY - this is where it gets fucked up. i ordered mcd at 930 pm keep getting the stupid msg

Your call is important to us, please hold and your call will be connected to one of our agents.

or

We're experiencing heavy call traffic and our agents are busy. Please hold.

and this is by far my favourite

Network busy

everything in a stupid robot voice. so finally connected at 10 30 pm and yes i kept dialling through the whole hour. ordered and waited. the guy finally comes at 11. when i check the food nuggets and sundae were missing. call again. stupid voice again. at 11 15 got through, the guy say we will send. wait again. at 12 55 no news. called AGAIN. they say they called, i didnt receive any calls so they say couldnt get through to the hulu kelang mcd, they will send tomorrow. at this point i was fuming cause they make me wait 2 bloody hours for nothing. this is the convie

alya - what do you mean you will send tomorrow? you telling me i waited 2 fucking hours for this? we waited while you people over there keep feeding us shitty information. are you fucking joking?

mcd guy - i cant do anything. we cant get through. surely theres no problem getting your food tomorrow. we will contact you soon.

alya - theres a bloody problem if you ask me.

it went on and on. in the end they send at 1 15 cause they didnt give a receipt so its like against the law or something. everything was fine after that though ^_^ good thing i wasnt all there when i was shouting at the guy. i was so sleepy.

TUESDAY - today was fun went for olahraga. timing not good. need to train >_> then went to ruth's and waited for 1 hour at school. alone before heading home. guess thats it. now eating ice cream while watching 2 and a half men.

catch ya later

Koo-Ke-Choo Got Screwed

hey people. exams finally over. god, relief weyh. hate studyin. today came to school quite early and joke round then teach mona lee came and call me. i thought shit, did norliah say anything or what but nahh. haha, all she ask me to do was jga the koperasi. that i like to do. we chit chat round and shes an awesome teach. u can actually talk to her like a normal person. anyhows, later went to class and had sivik paper. omg, kal was like why we all got omr paper what are we suppose to do with this? ooi's and my jaw dropped. we were like are u serious? then haha she said oh its sivik, cheh thought was seni. it was fucking funny when she said it. did sivik paper. it was actually quite peasy cause mostly question from the textbook came out so i was like oh i studied THAT. after that got seni, first time ever my drawing was un-ugly. it wasnt beautiful either but fiic, its seni. then, dramtic music please, sejarah. (screaming) haha. it was okay but all of us were like tiru-ing. the teach wasnt like totally focused. kiernan, kal, shyam, kong, ooi and me group discussion. it was fun. while it lasted cause teach norliah came in like 20 mins be4 balik. now screaming should be done. i was like shit socks, sweet in mouth, GARBAGE!!! evrybody instantly tensed after she masuk. she has that aura. haha, mse blik girls had to go then guys. some boys kne from azizah but who cares? i played water war and also shout war. we all group together and shouted "whoaaa camera bru oh azizah! whoaa" fucking funny. we all ran like chicken without heads later. now at home doing nuthin as usual. wanna watch tv now. see ya.

Phytogras Theorem

IS THAT HOW YOU FUCKING SPELL IT? whatever it is. hey people.its been sometime not really but anyways, exams and more exams. sheesh. teachers got zero mercy level. anywhos today was maths. bring on the lightning storms. it cant be worse than maths paper 2. okay it could be but fuck that shit was hard. i was like wtf wtf wtf?! 3 questions i totally had no clue. just wrote shit and hope it was right. i knew i was gonna flunk it cause teacher never teach like 2 babs. my teacher is a "genius" had to mega cram. good thing mums know everything. i kinda sorta get it now. haha. after all the maths hoolla-be-lou, had ms grace retirement "party" more like mosh pit. damn ganas. people were pushing and stuff. you cant see the diff between humping and whatevr they were doing. i said my byes to ms grace. shes a great teach and also a great friend. hard to find teachers like that. i was damn semangated but as usual hairulsam the wet blanket. he was like talking more than ms grace. i think he just want to take advantage and be popularest teacher of the year again next year. tough luck. before i went home played a lil basketball and water war. btw, ruth, i'll get you back. haha. in me van i was all hyperry and we all saw this guy who likes faz since like umm forever. poor soul. mintak couple 7 times. still no luck. note to guy, get ur eyeballs fix cause i think its kinda like popping out. sometimes its kinda nice to see a GUY pining for a girl rather than girls do it all the time. she'll like you. eventually man :S kay tomoro got science and kh. another death of me. oh wells. catch ya later.

tip : enjoy your childhood while you can cause its about to get a hell lot worst.

The Fra

ello. its 307 and i cant sleep. i was thinkin maybe i'll study but nahh. anyhows, my saturday is awesome i guess.

morning had to wake up early at 11 after like 3 hours of sleep. was damn grumpy : P went to eat at this new place at lot 10. cant spell the name of the restaurant, its impossible. the food was good. its like a better, unknown version of madam kwan. then went round the whole place. i got bored so i just visit sungai wang (is that how u spell it?) it was okay la just saw a couple of creepy girls and creepier tattoo parlors. my bro was like "can we go somewhere i want?" so we all just went to this lil shop. major creepy mojo. we came out after negotiating the prices of the stuff. in the end the guy got annoyed and just said in mandarin " you people are chinese thats why i sell this price" as in if ur malay or what u'll get f-ed. i was like okay lets go along. so got it at a reasonable price la. swear never going back to that place again. went home after that and studied haha. cant remember a thing. im freakin out. all i know is i'll fail maths. anyways, at night went to watch star trek since the webbie gave it like 5 stars out of 5. it was nice. to me as good as wolverine not better. oh, and unfortunately for my mum we got seats next to her boss. gulps ^_^ nothing happened. just act cool ?_? now downloading songs and all the names retarded like the fray became the fra, lenka became lanky. what shit la. as long as the song and person is the same i wont get pissed. nite wanna go try and sleep.

stay modest.

When Eminem Makes It Work

hello. eminem rules btw. haha. anyhows, kriz won american idol. major boo. wanted adam to win. kal read that some people actually a lot says "he didnt win cause he was gay. as simple as that" ugh, fucking fucktards. who cares if he's gay? he CAN sing AWESOMELY. nothing else matters. not marital status. sheesh. as usual the world is a racist gayist sexist place.

so what happen today? haha today shit funny. i swear. it was like this went to salon and cut my fringe as usual the dude ruined my hair. oh wells. then went to school and be hyper ^_^ THEN me, ruth, ying, kal, carissa, sharlene, leesha, michelle, sharmila, racheal and some other people were late for dewan. major miss. hairulsam asked all of us to stay outside the dewan and stand. people were staring. ruth got embarass. so cute haha. me and kal and some of the others were hyper. we were waving la, screaming la, laughing shit and doing retarded stuff. anyhows, we all had to write names so all of us did as we were told then went inside dewan kene counseling. its all a big fiic (fuck if i care) then hairulsam called out names. i was all okay i wrote mine so my name sure be there one but nooo my name wasnt and hairulsam was like alya mana kamu punya nama? and i was like wtf so i just fought back said " cikgu saya tulis nama. dah la nama penuh klas pun btul. smua org nmpk." and me and him argue and shit. good thing i dint get shitted haha. then he kumpul all the one no name one and discuss la. he sempt say michelle sexy legs. omg. didnt expect that. it was fucking funny. he's a huge racist la. he called us najis and all. (i was the only malay there but i dint count)

anyways after that we just wrote our names and went to class. the rest of the day was uneventful i guess. now im home just finish play bball and mandi. so gtg study for agama now. buh byes

when life gives you shit, just laugh.

Overkill

JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT

hey pee. been too long. so what i been up to? lets get to it. 9th may, went to mze's party. freakin sick. seriously felt like puking cause some kid (idiot guy) elbow me in the stomach. fuck pain but i was all smiley smiley cause well cant scold the kid can i? anyhows, played football and took loads of pictures. it was awesome. up next, what did i do? oh yea. watch finding nemo again. dont know why but that movie is still awesome eventhough watch it for 7,682 times already. speaking of movies, WOLVERINE was damn super ginomourly freaky awesome. haha. best movie of the year fo sho but transformers coming so maybe 2nd. and worst movie ever made is PAUL BLART MALL COP. 5 minutes and i wanted to get the hell out of there. but i watched it till the end cause why waste my money? the ending wasnt worth waiting that long.

now, american idol time, adam and kriz final. seriously? wtf is wrong with the human race? why kriz? nil star quality. sorry dude but adam deserves to win and he WILL win. let him eat kriz up alive. anyways, just got back from kampung. my eldest cuz got married. chinese traditional style. it was cool but boy was it hot. temperature wise people. the bridesmaid had to wipe up the bride's sweat through the whole entire ceremony. it was cool seeing the chinese traditional wedding. now their happily married lalala. haha. okay im bored now, so gtg find something to do. see u when i see u. papai.

Contamination

YING ^_^

hi people. well yesterday was my birthday. so i didnt celebrate it with a party or anything. just a couple of friends hanging out at me house. guess what? first thing prakkash step into my house he ask me wheres my bro. uh-oh. i knew where that was going. but whatever. my bro is also 2x5 only ^_^ with the house full of hyper people we were shouting and shit.

then scott came riding his bike. fucking far he cycled. everybody suddenly became quiet cause well he looks like he was bout to pass out. then it passed so everybody went back to business. after that we tried playing a game of i never but it turned out lame cause people wont participate so i downed half a bottle of pepsi for nothing. my party fuckin planner also useless. what la. haha sorry kal ^_^ anyhows, we played truth or dare and that was fucking shit. sharlene licked the floor, scott kissed prakkash (cheek) and elaine usap-ed ooi's arm.

later had cake just for the hell of it i go take some cream and wipe it on kals face but failed cause the cake was in the fridge so it wasnt like creamy. then it went nuts i did on kal, scott and haha YING! fuck that was awesome. she dump a whole plate on my face but i got her back. she was apologizing when i did clown style pie throw at her face. she got worst. solly ying, not :P we all went to the park and got some ice cream and played on the swings and stuff just enjoying the wind. after that everyone start going home. i had fun, dont know bout the others though ?_? haha. guess thats it. i wont fucking bother to talk bout where i am now. personal hell. we all know where that is.

leta getars. stay modest.

Just For Laughs

hello unknown people. im alya. im here to blog about my oh so "great" life. lets start. haha. im bored. so whats been going on? i'll tell you whats been going on. prakkash. thats one crazy nutter weyh. i swear he made everyone laugh like shit. still got stomach ache now.
all of us even snorted. oh god. funny shit.

anyhows, today was okay. omg that rhymes. yay me.
okay solly. im hyper and bored. so guess what? jc scolded people. again. woo hoo. first it was hairulsam spitting on the mike bout the usual shit. then head back to class, jc mrh mrh bout the laziness of the students in this country. i think shes either part racist or a full legitimate one cause she really got on maximumly towards kiernan.

then, she kluar, we learned maths. z_z another scoldin ass teacher. this particular one just got back from being preggers and we all thought hey maybe she go easy on us but noooo it was fucking 1000x worse.she scolded, demanded, hit, you name it she did it all. somemore i didnt finish my work. it'll be the death of me. so i came up with this ingenius plan where i, alya aisyah, have lost her book. brilliant no? i said i lost the book she wanted but i got the other one with all the other work so she was all fine, just by a new book and start at this subject. yip yip for me. hah, i guess she has a heart somewhere. at the end of the day, prakkash came to our class illegally and so on so on.
thats all for today. im alya and g'nite.

>.<

Taking Out The Witnesses

things you're not suppose to do when doing homework

hello, hi. been too long yea? so whats been going on, well its like this... schools been a drag but thank god theres such a thing as frens that go there everyday. last saturday went to school for english club but before that naresha, keith d., shyam, varmant and me were playing basketball. we were all having fun when out of nowhere mr ganesh came and started scolding us like fuck. i was damn lost cause i just started playing. he was saying i will sack yall from st johns, u think basketball is ur whole life? no studies? after he finish we were so confused it was unreal. haha.
after the confusations (is that a word?) went for english-io club. it was okay la. n0 who am i kidding it was actually quite boring. i mean there was only like 6 people there. we played a couple of games but not much fun. it was a 5/10. anyhow, went to visit the st johners. omg, it was like a morgue. there were so stressed, they were quiet. damn scary. haha. i know all of em will pass with flying colors ^_^
gtg mandi now. see ya

Too Good For You

FRIENDS ARE PEOPLE WHO SAYS YOU'RE A BITCH BUT YOU STILL LOVE THEM

HELLO ALL! heres the deal. we did the phantom with jc and omg she gave us a 4. i dint mind cause we dint do our best but oh shit she said we were stuck up. felt like hitting her. damn piss. it was totally uncalled for. what fool. so she went out then we went changed and eveybody emo-ed, kal actually cried. she started telling us stuff thats been bugging her so as the good fren that i am ^_^ i started saying this is now a support group and i was being all supporty then i had this idea called the Stuck Up Society United (SUSU) . the deal is people who ARENT stuck up can join. brilliant no? haha. we all damn semangated saying doing shirts and all. everybody ending up going overboard. so after emo session, we played arm wrestling of corse i totally lose. alya loser! anyhow, the guys were making it interesting by putting liquid paper on the table so who kalah will duh kene. then somehow KAL GO TOUCH IT. omg fucking funny. it was an accident and she was oh shit oh shit fuck fuck. too funny for words. i even spread a rumor that jc's gay. dont think people believe it though.

that was yesterday. today we had the first eva SUSU meeting. it was hilarious. everyone was hyper and heres what we came up with

alya and kal - royalty a.k.a. creators
ruth - princess margarita a.k.a. royal dog
ooi - teenage mutant ninja turtle a.k.a. security
shyam - fish a.k.a. rubiks experto
kong - jester a.k.a. the guy who makes people laugh till they shit
tommy - slave a.k.a. the guy who does everything
philip - slave's ass a.k.a. asisstant slave
kiernan - korean mushroom a.k.a. royal plant
p.s. royal dog feeds on royal plant

it was shit. everybody screaming and all. after the meeting had jc's class. dramatic music please. got scolded haha. nothing new there. ruth and i always kene. huh whatevs. anyway, after rehat i went for olahraga. damn fun played in the mud and all. when suddenly theres this guy thats been kacauing me slam into me from behind and i actually slam onto the ground. fucking great. NOT. i was piss at the guy and he was all sorry sorry tak sengaja. i was like whatever. not gonna talk to him ever again. anyways, continuing, now im updating my bloggie while doing homework so thats all for now lates gates.

p.s. good luck 4 choir. yall do awesome!

Thick Skin

omg like fuck shit today at school. lets start with how the friggin day got started. i went down from my van with the semangated and hyper energy thinking today get to play bball but boom crash land to reality there was 3 stupid effin big old hunk of junk of a tent splat right inthe mids of the court. anyways u know what that means, passing and running. no games. im okay with passing but running, eh not so much got enough of those from olahs. huh. so during that passing balls period shazili and hamnet walk up to me looking like they just got back from world war 3 with the limping, plaster all over face and hand-aid cliche's. they told me to write some shit down so i did. nothing interesting there. no point telling. anyhow, went to kal's later and leesha was there so talk and talk. then i got to know tht the boys i mean CREW are coming too. so o-kay. omg prakkash so horny, teachin kals lil bro bout dicks and stuff. and somemore kals bro was playing a game using a joystick so well you know where im going with this. he was laughing shit saying nia ma la and stuff. very, very hyper stuff. somemore jin chern was listening to the ipod in full volume until people standing 5 feet away also can hear, and hes wearing earphones. everybody was pretty much doing their own stuff so i just stand back and watch the commotion unfold before me with everybody screaming, laughing, curse out loud and throw god knows what junk all over the place. it was funny in a weird way. then kals mum sent all of us to school, said thanks and i head on to class after saying my g-byes to me mates. in class no teacher came. at all. for the whole day. i slept for like 2 periods, kcau people playing the rubiks and talk bout the past with people i know. so i thought okay days over can gom home but nooo got some last minute torture that i was tortured to death by this lil guy in my van. it was all cool until he started flicking spit at me. im generally NOT a patient person. but i manage to control myself rather than throw a fit that could be heard from here all the way to uruguay. thats it i guess. just got here at daddios after the shift. thinking of going kk for the hell of it tomorrow. see if me free. ley-ta gay-ta.