Thursday, October 29, 2009

Memoirs

Cant believe how stupid i was last year haha. compare to this year, God. Maths used to be string cheese. now skim milk. next year french toast.
-THE MUMBLES OF ME.

i think im hungry.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Quick And Easy

hello. i have to make it quick since tomorrow is geo >_> lots of stuff has happened. i'll just list em down real quick

prakkash has become a braceface. welcome to the club fellow brother.
now, it makes me, grace, joelle, danial, prakkash, dania, arfah. i think. did i miss anyone?
anyways, now he shall know how fucked up painful braces are. good thing im getting em off by the end of the year. yes, sweet sweet freedom.wonder what i'll look like without em.

next is im gonna fail bm. today took penulisan. can die.so freaking hard.

ringing. someones phone was actually ringing during the exam when JC was the teacher. heck, it was hashriq. fucking funny weyh. we were all doing our papers when some hip hop song came on. everyone thought it was JC's but i knew better since i was sitting right beside him.

shyam was crazy during science paper two. he was like making noises, scraping the table and when he wanted to laugh he'll disguise it as a cough. one time tak jadi omg. everyone laugh weyh. it was damn funny.

its weird. livita 250x used to mean something. now, its damn shit. useless hopeless waste of money drink.

i got new basketball shoes ^_^ my old ones died so my mum got me a new pair. unfortunately, we bought it 2 days before exams so i was like shit! have to wait 2 weeks before i can use them. grr.

just puked just now. god feel damn sickish. hope i can do the exams tomorrow. later.

p.s. good luck all u exam takers.




Tuesday, October 20, 2009

O_O

im constantly taken off guard even after everything i've heard and everything i've seen, life could still give me a hell of a surprise.
nobody is what they seem.

haha, bye.

Second Chances?

hello. i've been bz with well, nothing actually. just malas to update. anyhow, today went to school. I dont know why i bother. the teachers dont really teach. they just give latihan and dont really care whether you do it or not. anyways, when reached school, talk talk with everyone and kal told me something about sharlene. it happened at sharmila's which i couldnt go to cause of you know who being you know what. i wont tell you here unless you wanna know then ask me at school. the story is too long to write.

anywho, in class, fight with kong as usual. haha. damn stupid. first he threw a pen at me then i threw a water bottle. then he called me something i dont remember. then i attacked him with a chair though he ran too fast. sigh, haha. he was being extra hyper today. going crazy :P

all of us were real crazy today but surprisingly we finished all our work though. OH! i kacau keshen like hell today . haha. he thinks i know his fb password when actually i dont but you know me. you dont know whether im telling the truth or im just joking around. haha. okay okay too much haha's.

oh yea, yesterday my cous came over and we chit chat round la. its been a long time since we hung out it was kinda fun. we went out to JJ and i played the basketball game thingy. swear to God my arms hurt like hell. then played the air hockey thing which i btw manage to beat my cous haha. anyways, after that we head home before going out to get some grub.

i've been reading the secret circle and its damn awesome. i know i should be studyin but mlas la. especially sejarah blrrgh. exams are next week and i hope i could get my 8 A'S. wish me luck.

bye. goin studyin now >_>

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Wishes

HAPPY DEEPAVALI!
TO ALL YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE.
HAVE AN AWESOME ONE

Friday, October 16, 2009

Blown Out Of Proportion

hello! today, i slept at 4+ almost 5. then went to bank. the bankers look so happy working. i dnt know whether its an act or they really love their jobs but the bank is so boring. the only thing interesting there is the money. okay, now i get why they love their jobs. haha. anyways later went to aimuni's place at 1230. turns out i was like 2 hours late. i read the sms wrongly. it was suppose to be at 10. i was wtf? oh well. most of the people was still there though so it was all good. anyways, later went to arfah's place. her house is H-U-G-E. it goes on everywhere forever. seriously.

watch the boys play guitar hero since i really suck at it. look at mze's gf face for the first time ever. she looks exactly like aliyya from 2k. so weird. anyways, had to go home at 230. at home enjoyed a delicious quarter pounder. first time i tried it. its awesome weyh. its like a cheeseburger but bigger. its not like double cheeseburger which is grossly huge. its just nice. haha. then enjoyed a sundae before watching i love u beth cooper and year one. both movies were okay only but i love u beth cooper sucky ending and year one doesnt make sense at all.

anyhows, went to eat at old town at mwt. enjoyed 'how fun' ^_^ ironic no? the other spelling might be 'ho' fun'. which spells worst. either way its delicious. now at my dads. online-ing at 246. hope cn wake up early tmoro.

tata.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

What The Eff?

hello. been awhile.ignore the title. i have no idea what else to write. next thing u know all my titles would be untitled. anyways, lots been going on since i last updated. haha. i've beenplayin loads of basketball and today played during pj with baju kurung. omg, it was fuckin hot. everyone was sweaty as hell. okay i know tmi but still. then went to class for agama and ustazah was in a bad mood and stuff. wasnt good. nyways, before headin home played more basketball. d-u-h. haha. played okay i guess. not too bad but not pro either >_>

anyhows, exams are coming 0_0 i want to get it over with la. its so annoying. i want to be u kno FREE!! but of corse i dont control this kind of stuff. so i have to study. like a lot. all the time.

oh yea! it reminds me of koperasi today. it was ruth's first day at the korp. lau was like testing her and stuff. me and kal just lagh it off. the questions were real hard. no joke.

anyways, i cnt think right now since the tv is beckoning. but i feel like posting something. oh, american idol repeats are on. see ya.

p.s. cnt wait to hang out with me frens tomorrow!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Funny Bone

hey. im in a hurry so i just thought of my abandoned blog. anyways, i found this blog that have Samy Vellu Jokes. please keep an open mind kay?

Samy Vellu on the speed of Pos Laju's delivery system :-

"BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI" :-)



At a TV interview, when trying to say he was ashamed, he said:

`Kemaluan saya besar'


Samy said in a ceramah:

"Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orang-orang kampong disini."

One pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?"

and Samy gloriously replied,

"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"


Samy's favorite quote on national television:

"Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"


During the water crisis:

"semua orang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr..!"


Regarding social problems:

"..orang2 muda sekarang banyak hisap dada.."


At a blood donation campaign in Sungei Siput:

"...marilah kita semua menderma dara.."



During the height of the Al-Arqam saga, he said in a press conference,

"Saya gembira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam.."



At an opening ceremony:

"Tuan tuan dan puan puan, saudara mara, sesudah semua orang makan kenyang, sekarang kita mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas untuk membuka kain"




Commenting about his modesty:

"sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"



And the best: u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS.

PLUS Highway = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy



"saya berasa bangga dapat melihat pusat-pusat jururawat yang cantik-cantik.".upon opening ceremony for nursing training center



"Saya tidak setuju dan menentang sekeras2nya tuduhan PAS memanggil kami kapir ..."



Ucapan Samy Vellu sempena kepulangan angsakawan Dr. Sheikh Mudzafar,

"Kita rasa bersyukur kerana angkawasan kita yang telah MENINGGAL DUNIA selama 10 hari telah selamat DIKEBUMI."

Samy Vellu and his Stamps

When Samy Vellu completed 25 years of his role as a politician over M'sia, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He insisted the stamp to be of international quality. When the stamps were duly released, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and become furious. He called the chief of the Secret Service and ordered him to investigate the matter. The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Samy Vellu.

He said: "Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!"




-------samy vellu and space exploration

Mr Samy Vellu went for the United Nations' meeting. He represented the Malaysian Prime Minister. All nations were
discussing about space exploration by the year 2008.
Here are some of the conversations:
China Delegate : "By the year 2008, China will start their moon exploration project."
Russian Delegate : "We too, we are going to explore the moon. This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon."

George Bush & Clinton : "We the United States will also explore the moon for the second time."
Malaysian Delegate : "By the year 2008, Malaysia will explore the sun."

There was a long silence. Bush stood up and asked the Malaysian delegate
"Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?"
Samy Vellu (after a long silence) : "We will do it in the
evening."

-------------------- version 2

Siri lain
Samy Vellu ditemuramah tentang program angkasawan negara.

Lagi-lagi Samy
Samy: "…Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat.
Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergi
matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita…."

Penemuramah: Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi
sana ?

Samy: Cit! itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun
jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang,
manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk……



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samy vellu and sign Language
Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw
and was unable to speak. Being the great leader that he was,
he continued his grand tour.

On the last week of his visit, the RTM crew was present for
his press conference. Although unable to speak, Samy insisted
sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues.

Samy caught a chicken and showed it to camera. He next took
a goat, and showed it to the camera. Finally he took a bag
and displayed in front of the camera.

Dr Ling was the first to see the video clips. He said, "Samy
is telling us that India has insufficient food because he
showed us chicken and goat, and he wants Malaysia to donate
bags of rice."
The senator watched silently then said, "No lah!...what Samy
trying to say is HE IS COMING BACK!!!"

The whole Cabinet was puzzled and look to the man for
an explanation.

The Senator reasoned, "AYAM KAMBING BAG!!!"
("I am coming back!!!" in Indian accent)

hope yall like it. see ya.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Set Em Up

hello. well today obviously got drama right? huh. i wanted to go zoo for the volunteer thing which was 50% of my sivik mark. then knowing my dad he let me go only if we could see my teacher, got letter from school, see the zoo people and bla bla bla. so in the end got plenty of tears, i hate you's and inner hating.

at the zoo, my dad was going ballistic and start talkin bout me behind my bck to the zoo people. then he went home. turns out, he dint go home. he went to my FRIGGIN SCHOOL. i know, embarassing to a point of fucked up. he axtually went to see my teacher and stuff. i had nothing to hide so i dint give a shit. then he just wants to find some fault in me, he asked my teacher bout basketball. my teacher said that one the student arranged. major duh. the school was too cheap to pay for our training. anyways then my grams told my dad lets just send her to hostel. BAH! that will happen (eye rolling) i rather chop off my arm tha go to a hostel. and believe me chopping off my arm would bring loads of attention from the media and my dad wouldnt like that would he?

alas, he is my father. this is a curse that has been bestowed upon me. ala, i know eventhough how much i despise him, ashamed of him, he's still my dad. cant live him alone can i? not like i have a choice.

anyhows, forget bout him.

ZOO TIME!

it was freakin awesome. got loads of hard labour and shit. i mean real shit. u know, poop. hey those turtles can poop like hell man. it was like a mountain. anyways, managed to clean 3 mini ponds and 1 huge one. it was fun. but our zookeeper not only was damn han sap (flirty) he was cruel too. the turtles, poor turtles kena step on by him, rolled over and he also fed a LAMB real living breathing LAMB to a snake. did i mention it was a LAMB? those cute ones. good thing i hate lamb chop. he pulled the lamb by the neck, fed it some vegies then throw it into the snake cage. it was effed up. i know snakes gotta eat but cant you like slaughter it first? give it a faster death than a slow painful one down a snakes throat?

anyways, heres some pics.

camera person - me
the people inside the pics - han sap fella, ruth, me, shyam, cutesy pie and family, mount garbage, mini mount garbage, mr broom
before our hardwork
even the turtles are cowering in fear because it is so dirty.
i present to you mount garbage
all in a row. good boy. and girl. and boy or girl?
close up on the crap!
working hard le


shyam abang sado' haha

ruth excited over mud hhehe
you know.


after so long, it is CLEAN
swimmy here, swimmy there
its too shiny. my eyes, it burns haha
mini mount garbage
hardwork always pays off

it looks like a mirror image but its not
no intro needed
paksa smile hehe
warriors of cleanliness
the cutesy pie!
so clean already?

after that, fed the turtles. there was this turtle island where u have to cross a wooden plank like in a pirate movie one in order to get there. almost crap my pants i did. it was scary and the plank is like real wobbly. anywho, i got out alive haha and walked around with me frens and took more pics with ruths and philips phone and camera.

then i head home, eat and take bath. my hand smells like a turtle salad which consist of lettuce, cabbage, fish, papaya, banana, long bean, and some other things i had to hold. not good. have to go wash le. see ya. tata.

Skippy

howdy do. okay. today is a brand new day. started off with me going to school. watch pro people play basketball then head to class. then head to koperasi meeting. can die. it was so majorly boring i swear. then my pengetua mcm over over emotional. she lets people give opinion then say stuff like "jgn jdi negative." what? woman decide whether u want our opinion or not. i mean since urs is oh so valuable-ente' and our is so worthless-ie-es (?)

hahah. then in class. ugh. class = boring. we dint even learn anytin. teavher cme in and sit there while we play chess and stuff. then during rehat kne mrh by teacher norliah then blik class. i wanted to ponteng kh since teacher dint even come but nah. i will be a good disciplined student (puking sounds)

masa maths i did my work, pour water on kong, throw paper at everybody and laughed. a lot. then 15 minutes mahu blik i went out from class. dnt wury i finished my work ady. then hung out with me frens, shoot some hoops then blik.

ate rice with kurma before going up into my own lil world called my room. now im reading, chattin and bloggin. i need to find something to do. see ya.

p.s. tomorrow going to volunteer at the zoo. cant wait!

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Threats

a hell lot of ugly from a parade of stupidity


haha, hello people. today went for bball at siaga then went to school. was hyper hyper. then, this is when the drama starts, balik time. it was 7.15 and my bro called me. he was freaking out and was saying omg, dads pissed at you bla bla bla. i have to admit i was scared shitless. and talking to my grams was useless cause she said it was all my fault. what? i called her just now saying im going to school and might be going home a little later. anyhows, i asked aida if she could send me home and she said can. so anyways, in the car my bro was teling me my dad wanted to see my frens and stuff. how old am i? 10? i came back at 7+ also want to go all crazy. its not like i pergi isap dadah. i was at school for God's sake.

after that, reached home. my dad was going crazy at me, athirah and aida. being the a-hole he is, he keeps finding stuff to blame it on me. and another thing that was puzzling me was if he was so fucking worried, why didnt he check at school? he knows i play there almost everyday. anyway, do you what he fucking said? he was scolding us as if what we've been doing is so unthinkably disgusting. sheesh we were playing basketball, not fucking around. bet he dint believe that. he also said and i quote "i've been giving her all the freedom such as letting her sleeping at 3am and watch tv after 12am." wtf? im 14. its NORMAL for me to sleep at that time. if thats freedom i'm in prison. oh wait i fucking am.

i hate this hell hole. anywho, he said nomore basketball for me. at first i was fucking piss and shit sad la. what the hell? i mean my uncle said its good to play sports than do drugs and shit after the divorce. now my dad is saying i shouldnt play. omg, i have to consider smoking. see his fucking face would be priceless. but of course what my mum said is true. i'll just be hurting myself. so u know what im gonna do?

-PLAY MORE BASKETBALL.
-KEEPING MY ROOM DIRTY AS HELL
-COME HOME REALLY LATE
-WATCH TV ESPECIALLY AFTER 12AM
-SLEEP AS LATE AS I POSSIBLY COULD.

at first i thought i should just go to my mums as easy as that. but i wont pussy out. i just provoke him somemore. lets see his face when im fucking rebellious. i wont let him win anymore. im gonna have so much fun. im done being the perfect daughter for him since he wont appreaciate it. im not saying i'll go into negativity like drugs, free sex etc but i will NOT LISTEN TO HIS SHIT. but since i still love my mum, i'll be the perfect daughter to her by keeping my grades up, respecting her and stuff.

anyhows, now im in my room going in a hunger strike until the coast is clear. i dont want to see him after what he said to aida and athirah. btw im really sorry guys for his a-hole behaviour and thanks for being there for me ^_^

im thinking of having scrramble eggs. sounds good. gotta go talk to my informer (bro) now. see ya.

p.p.s. if he stops me from going basketball, i will take a cab i swear to God.
p.p.p.s. i love you people.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Jaded

haha, hi. well todays a monday. surprsingly it all went awesomely.woke up. had bihun goreng which was awesome btw. went to school. talk talk, perhimpunan perhimpunan then head to class. during sivik, talk bout ghost stories. fuck, it was shit scary. someone could have crap their pants. serious.

anywho, rehat time eat eat like i always do then went for science. surprisingly, i did work (omfg!) cause had to hantar the book for marks maybe thats why i was so semangated. during agama played tai ti, got scolding from ustazah because never bring book, etcera etcera. after agama, while waiting for teacher to come up, me, kong, tommy, ruth and philip watched the basketball game and ejek ejek ooi. (sorry). kong was like ooiruth! and i was like kongjade! haha,funny part was ruth hit philip not kong hahha. in bm class, all of us were talking bout porn, tights and some shit. p.s. kong is a horndog pervert. all the things we were talking bout shouldnt have been discussed by 14 years olds.

haha, anyways, masa blik watched pro people play bball then head home. so here i am writing the lamest post in the world in the lamest blog in the world. ciao people.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

No Idea

hey, this post is specifically dedicated to a certain person who is a man, with a name that rhymes with masam and have a goatee that looks like hairy shit stuck to his chin.

that motherfucker not only fucking threw rubbish on the fucking floor, he told me to pick up his garbage shit. he motherfucking did it, he should do it. somemore that dog, insulted the way i played basketball in front of my whole class like he's some kind of fucking king of basketball. fuck you man. if any basketball player said that i wouldnt mind at least they play the sport. but this middle age motherfucker doesnt even know what a lay up and a chop is and can talk shit to me. which makes me shit angry.

the worst part is i let it get to me. when i reached home i was so upset i would have ripped my basketball apart. but i dint of course. cause i knew all that time i wake up 5am in the morning, wait 2 hours to start playing, stayback for 2 hours almost every single day, aint for nothing. sure im not mvp, sure i still miss shots but im human. i make fucking mistakes. so if that jackass of a dog, thinks he's fucking pro-er than me so be it. at least i myself know he cant motherfucking play.

God, im sorry for being so you know like that. but i was so angry it was beyond me. i never had anything against him. when he came into the class, i sat down quietly and read my book. but he had to go all commando personal emotional shit attack on me. i think he just hates me for reasons unknown to man kind. anyways, kal is hating on another teach so S.U.S.U. is back on people. worst part is both teachers are coming morning next year. how unlucky.

lets just hope shit like this could be avoided. i seriously have no time for all this drama shit. tata

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Alpha Dog

hey. been doing maths recently. i still remember everyone tellin me form 2 maths is fucking easy. its a fucking lie.

i got so annoyed doing it. my mum got annoyed too since i keep asking her questions and she telling me how to do but my brain doesnt seem to process them in a language i understand. in the end i just nod. its totally obvious i dint get it and my mum could see that but she just let it go ^_^

anyways, today in class, kal, elaine, kong and ooi dint cme to school. plus teacher norliah called all the koperasi people out. i was preparing for her to say "you're fired." but thank God that dint happen. instead she said thank you to all of us for working so hard. (my wtf face was on the entire time she said "te-ha-nnk yoo-u") haha. then got back in class and did my maths or more like trying to do maths.

then after some time, teacher jc called me and ruth to go weigh and shit. we were so excited for no apparent reason. haha. it turns out i grew but i put on weight. damn shit. oh well. then pj time well you can guess what happen

i got in trouble.

my pj teacher dnt let grls play bball (how sexist is that?) so me and ruth wanted to find some escape route and we did. when he saw us all he could do was shake his head hehe. so made a fool of myself and head to class. wtched the bball game for awhile (ooi and some guy against dollah and an win) which was real intense. anywho, during agama uh i...

i got in trouble.
again.

she called all of us then ask us to do pafa right there and then. gulp. i hentam shit ony and manage to get everytin ticky tick except one. good enough since it was on the spot kinda thing.
after that, shoot some hoops before heading home. btw the school was full of people in colourful clothes. they got sembahyang hajat for form 3 and 5. the dewan was damn full.

anyhows, head home and eat. tried to do maths again then online la. hehe. i guess i shuld sleep since tmoro goin bball. catch ya later.