Just For Laughs

hello unknown people. im alya. im here to blog about my oh so "great" life. lets start. haha. im bored. so whats been going on? i'll tell you whats been going on. prakkash. thats one crazy nutter weyh. i swear he made everyone laugh like shit. still got stomach ache now.
all of us even snorted. oh god. funny shit.

anyhows, today was okay. omg that rhymes. yay me.
okay solly. im hyper and bored. so guess what? jc scolded people. again. woo hoo. first it was hairulsam spitting on the mike bout the usual shit. then head back to class, jc mrh mrh bout the laziness of the students in this country. i think shes either part racist or a full legitimate one cause she really got on maximumly towards kiernan.

then, she kluar, we learned maths. z_z another scoldin ass teacher. this particular one just got back from being preggers and we all thought hey maybe she go easy on us but noooo it was fucking 1000x worse.she scolded, demanded, hit, you name it she did it all. somemore i didnt finish my work. it'll be the death of me. so i came up with this ingenius plan where i, alya aisyah, have lost her book. brilliant no? i said i lost the book she wanted but i got the other one with all the other work so she was all fine, just by a new book and start at this subject. yip yip for me. hah, i guess she has a heart somewhere. at the end of the day, prakkash came to our class illegally and so on so on.
thats all for today. im alya and g'nite.

>.<

Taking Out The Witnesses

things you're not suppose to do when doing homework

hello, hi. been too long yea? so whats been going on, well its like this... schools been a drag but thank god theres such a thing as frens that go there everyday. last saturday went to school for english club but before that naresha, keith d., shyam, varmant and me were playing basketball. we were all having fun when out of nowhere mr ganesh came and started scolding us like fuck. i was damn lost cause i just started playing. he was saying i will sack yall from st johns, u think basketball is ur whole life? no studies? after he finish we were so confused it was unreal. haha.
after the confusations (is that a word?) went for english-io club. it was okay la. n0 who am i kidding it was actually quite boring. i mean there was only like 6 people there. we played a couple of games but not much fun. it was a 5/10. anyhow, went to visit the st johners. omg, it was like a morgue. there were so stressed, they were quiet. damn scary. haha. i know all of em will pass with flying colors ^_^
gtg mandi now. see ya

Too Good For You

FRIENDS ARE PEOPLE WHO SAYS YOU'RE A BITCH BUT YOU STILL LOVE THEM

HELLO ALL! heres the deal. we did the phantom with jc and omg she gave us a 4. i dint mind cause we dint do our best but oh shit she said we were stuck up. felt like hitting her. damn piss. it was totally uncalled for. what fool. so she went out then we went changed and eveybody emo-ed, kal actually cried. she started telling us stuff thats been bugging her so as the good fren that i am ^_^ i started saying this is now a support group and i was being all supporty then i had this idea called the Stuck Up Society United (SUSU) . the deal is people who ARENT stuck up can join. brilliant no? haha. we all damn semangated saying doing shirts and all. everybody ending up going overboard. so after emo session, we played arm wrestling of corse i totally lose. alya loser! anyhow, the guys were making it interesting by putting liquid paper on the table so who kalah will duh kene. then somehow KAL GO TOUCH IT. omg fucking funny. it was an accident and she was oh shit oh shit fuck fuck. too funny for words. i even spread a rumor that jc's gay. dont think people believe it though.

that was yesterday. today we had the first eva SUSU meeting. it was hilarious. everyone was hyper and heres what we came up with

alya and kal - royalty a.k.a. creators
ruth - princess margarita a.k.a. royal dog
ooi - teenage mutant ninja turtle a.k.a. security
shyam - fish a.k.a. rubiks experto
kong - jester a.k.a. the guy who makes people laugh till they shit
tommy - slave a.k.a. the guy who does everything
philip - slave's ass a.k.a. asisstant slave
kiernan - korean mushroom a.k.a. royal plant
p.s. royal dog feeds on royal plant

it was shit. everybody screaming and all. after the meeting had jc's class. dramatic music please. got scolded haha. nothing new there. ruth and i always kene. huh whatevs. anyway, after rehat i went for olahraga. damn fun played in the mud and all. when suddenly theres this guy thats been kacauing me slam into me from behind and i actually slam onto the ground. fucking great. NOT. i was piss at the guy and he was all sorry sorry tak sengaja. i was like whatever. not gonna talk to him ever again. anyways, continuing, now im updating my bloggie while doing homework so thats all for now lates gates.

p.s. good luck 4 choir. yall do awesome!

Thick Skin

omg like fuck shit today at school. lets start with how the friggin day got started. i went down from my van with the semangated and hyper energy thinking today get to play bball but boom crash land to reality there was 3 stupid effin big old hunk of junk of a tent splat right inthe mids of the court. anyways u know what that means, passing and running. no games. im okay with passing but running, eh not so much got enough of those from olahs. huh. so during that passing balls period shazili and hamnet walk up to me looking like they just got back from world war 3 with the limping, plaster all over face and hand-aid cliche's. they told me to write some shit down so i did. nothing interesting there. no point telling. anyhow, went to kal's later and leesha was there so talk and talk. then i got to know tht the boys i mean CREW are coming too. so o-kay. omg prakkash so horny, teachin kals lil bro bout dicks and stuff. and somemore kals bro was playing a game using a joystick so well you know where im going with this. he was laughing shit saying nia ma la and stuff. very, very hyper stuff. somemore jin chern was listening to the ipod in full volume until people standing 5 feet away also can hear, and hes wearing earphones. everybody was pretty much doing their own stuff so i just stand back and watch the commotion unfold before me with everybody screaming, laughing, curse out loud and throw god knows what junk all over the place. it was funny in a weird way. then kals mum sent all of us to school, said thanks and i head on to class after saying my g-byes to me mates. in class no teacher came. at all. for the whole day. i slept for like 2 periods, kcau people playing the rubiks and talk bout the past with people i know. so i thought okay days over can gom home but nooo got some last minute torture that i was tortured to death by this lil guy in my van. it was all cool until he started flicking spit at me. im generally NOT a patient person. but i manage to control myself rather than throw a fit that could be heard from here all the way to uruguay. thats it i guess. just got here at daddios after the shift. thinking of going kk for the hell of it tomorrow. see if me free. ley-ta gay-ta.

Centipede Juice

yo people. how are yall? been busy lately no time for bloggie but finally internet workin again. so what been going on? lets see.... for a 14 year old idiot i have so much going on in a period of a week.

1st thing first - basketball rules. thats like a known fact. even the people who insulted basketball to my face starting playing. fucking a-holes. in your face. everyone was damn semangated and hyper. ruth will be future captain cause everybody loves her cause she doesnt bite your head off if u dint score.

2nd thing that is damn crazy - in science i got stomach ache. shyam and teacher were damn funnyy. i'll put the convie in.

teacher - centipede are vertebrates or not? i dont think so
shyam - dont think so also teacher
teacher - centipede have blood ar?
shyam - no teacher got juice only (doing dripping signs)

you had to be there it was shitty funny. i think someone actually poop themselves laughin.

3rd thing - keith was at school. so everyone was getting psych bout and1 streetball. he, prakkash and kong were one team so had to come up with a list. so keith ask prakkash and he said "oh put chinese sohai" everybody pause. and he was like what? athirah wanted to bang his head in but he said whats wrong with giant sohai? so goodness to him we misheard. it was really funny after he cleared it up.

4thie - naresha, ruth and joe wanted a name too so we were thinking and someone was like what bout your mother. and we were fuckingly laughing until i think i was about to pass out. funny weyh. try to imagine the PA saying your mother's team please step on to the court. fucking weyh. it'll be classic. they went for something fc. but through all that i swear funny shit.

all this stories are so not funny in writing but if u had heard it u would be lol-ing, rofl-ing and loti-ing like fuck. aiyo headache already gtg. c ya soon.

All You Need Is A Buck Fifty

HEY! teachers just put a price on us kids safety. you x_x, teacher give u 1.50 go heal. get yourself the cheap plaster and a piece of a candy. i mean CMON. what do they think we kids are? cheapos? insurance your butt crack la. that can only cover us i dont know 5 secs of school? hmm... they're trying to prevent us from being normal i guess. whatever.

LIST YOUR MOST EMBARASSING MEMORIES

I got one. it happened today too. was during sejarah. i wasnt really listening to the teach coz well i was spacing. then teacher said something bout keropok lekor so i was like okay food. then i zoned out. after that, teach told us she gonna ask questions now. i was like NOOOO! but i dint say THAT out loud though. so she asked this this and this. i was trying to be enthuatiastic raising my hand and shit cause manage to read a bit and was damn hyper but no she just pandang tempt lain. so there was this one question bout terengganu's treasure so i was like peasy. raise my hand and she HAD to see me at that time. so i was like OH CIKGU KEROPOK LEKOR! cause fuck if i know whats the treasure. everyone started laughing like shit. even teacher. it was embarassing at first but hey im like why dont i just laugh along i mean its better embarassing urself than have some other dude embarassing u right? (as hard as it is to admit, it was funny ^_^)

evening saw ruthi-elle. the under 18 tapau the other school. i mean seriously they won by i dont know 33-nil. they were ecstatic weyh. so happy for them. gonna join next year. i dont give a shit even if i suck :P so gtg gonna surf round before heading to bed.

-GOTTA LOVE ALYA-

Weeping Willow

hello. its been frantic. getting results these days. all shit. so not gonna mention those. i mean its not just me. majority. kal emo-ed. well for awhile. sin yee weeped. i said fuck out loud. elaine was sad. sanghita secretive. shyam was angry. philip was begging. tommy was "okay" la. i bet teacher is evil laugh-ing right now.

anyhow, PRIVATE is awesome.

haha. its true. today, was a hyperry day. what day isnt hyperry? woke up late as usual. only had bout 20 mins to eat, bath and etc be4 going to school. all in the nick of time. at school, people were making fun of ying. bffs only la. saying like ' ying's boring!' i joined in too but stopped after perhimpunan cause well she look... PISSED. what normal person wont be?

in class, no ruth : ( hyper level wasnt that high without her. what am i saying it was still hyperry. nothin can change that. miss her though. at mssd bball. gl people. the rest the day boring cause they were debating bout seats for st johns camp bus. i wish i could go but one problem, not even a st john-er.hehe. i know, the debate has yet to finish ^_^ (btw there was a lot of arguin between me and kal as usual)

went home and eat after school. yum. now im boring-ing myself to death with the phantom gay script. need to add some youtubes to make it awesomer. guess thats it, people-o. see ya wouldnt wanna be ya.

hate me, love me,
personally, i dont give a fuck
^_^ me

Spread The Stupidity

these are some funny shit. SMART stuff by smart people.

well i dont know what to say. just dont try this at school

Real Reasons

my day = dude, our school gossip blog sucks man (melawati). both form 1 and form 2. all wannabes. i check all me frens blog and well lets just say cant feel the mad love for the "gossip blogs" of melawati. to all those people who been trashed, chill. those idiotic scum are just jealous of y'all. their bored out of their friggin mind.

so, today could go on the history of most boring day ever.

stayed home when i could have gone to my bro's (ex-school's) car boot shit thingy. majority of my frens actually went. i accidently overslept (accident is a bit exaggerated cause it was more of slept at 6 and couldnt even open me eyes kind of thing.) was up reading the gift. saddest book of the century apart from 1000 splendid suns. should have crashed earlier.
btw, won the shoutwar yesterday ^_^ just giving yall a fun fact

Earth =


omg, how dumb. theres this person who actually ask why we should bother saving earth. i mean hello, wake up and smell the roses. no earth, no anything. jeez, does this guy need to be knocked on the head to realise that. this is a totally good example of how ignorant people can be. y'know that some people actually refuse to do earth hour? like theres this web... ah u check out urself. its http://kamigoroshi.net/thoughtful/earth-hour-isnt-as-good-an-hour-as-you-think
suit yourself dude.

utter nonsense before signing off = i love being cupid. my friend just hook up with my other friend. ahh, hope they get along. anyways, dinner for me is really annoying at my dads. its all total silence, one word monologue. no fun at all. its like you step into the addams family mansion or something. even that is less awkward than my dinner with my dad. guess we are just too different >_> miss sports. havent been doing it for quite some time. maybe should do some tomorrow if im rajin enough. kay, signing off -a-l-y-a-

Credits

for the AMAZING SHOUT BOX, thanks kal! i totally "owe" you one.
from miss totally sincere when i was forced to do this, alya
jokes aside, thanks kal. really. trust me. yea. kay.

Good Girls Have All The Fun

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c-ello. today was a fuckin rampage. it all started with everybody not being at school. i reach school at 12 or so like my fren who shall not be named (kal) told me she come at that time. turns out, when i got there, not a single soul in sight. all of em was at st johns. i waited for like an hour for them. anyways, after that, they were all plannin to skip school. and i was like wt heck first time is always the funnest. went to eat at kfc and guess who i ran into? salam of all people. he was looking damn slackish and i was like WHAT? we chatted for awhile but the whole time i was looking at one of his frens that had his arm all over this malay tudung wearing girl. he's like squeezing her close and shit. damn distracting. free porn ^_^ after catchin up i went and eat with kal all. we went to kals house after stuffing ourselves. had lots of fun talking nonsense and acting ridicolous. though we were freakin out bout the cops on the way to kals house. what kind of shit la. the police dont have time to actually look round for kids ponteng-ing. so i was feeling awesome when i reached school. but then me, leesha and michelle started to freak cause we think some people might have tattle. but whatever my mum knows, shes cool. exams over so time to have fun. when i got home, started to pack. next thin i know me mum was telling me going to kfc for dinner. "GREAT" after today i dont think my stomach can take that much amount of chicken in a day anymore. now, at me dads with my stupid shit bitch uncle hogging the tv. trust me u meet him u will agree. gtg now having shout war with kal. catch ya later.
-alya pervert

P.S. my post sound perverted all of a sudden : P

Patience Is A Bloody Virtue

EXAMS FINALLY FUCKIN OVER
HELLO PEOPLE
ARIZONA

And thats why i change the header. kal agrees, i randomize most of the time. i mean when youre too 'organized' lifes boring. so, today was the last day of exam. freedom. for now. the whole week was effin shitty but it was fun cause we get throw papers at kalpana's head. and some of the guys in my class was actually playin/solving the rubiks cube thingy. swear to god hate that lil cubey bitch. tomorrow thinking bout playin basketball. miss it like hell. anyways, just now while i was doing me history exam, my ustazah was damn slackish towards me. and i think shes a racist too. she was busting the non malays chops. scolding and shit like that. okay, im bored thats why im just typin out C TO THE R TO THE A TO THE P. OH, btw, im gonna sue the times bookshop. I bought a book (UNTOUCHABLE) and they lost like i dont know, 17 SHITTY PAGES. i mean thats too much. even for me man.plus, the 17 pages are the good scandolous-ly awesome parts. they hate me i guess. well before the hatin goes above normal, i better go dressy uppy. later gator.