Quick E!

hello! this would be my last post of 2009. i wont be coming back from my kampung till the new year so

HAPPY ADVANCE NEW YEAR!

christmas was okay for me. no biggies. tomorrow i'l be taking off to kampung in kedah for my cuzzes wedding. according to my mum even gonna play some basketball, so oh yea uh-huh.

catch ya people later!

Beacon Of Hope

hello, lots of stuff happened yesterday. first went to watch avatar. which was totally awesome. the guy in there super hot. story line's good, and the animations are freaking awesome. on the whole, it reeks of awesome-ness. haha.

anyways, weirdest thing happened yesterday. my dad said woo-hoo (Que dramatic music and shocked gasps) i know right? my face was like what the effing. at least now i know where i got the woo-hoo ness from.

was watching live like we're dying, kris allen's version vid on mtv. i like script's version better but, i have to say, and i cnt believe im saying this. this is like the ultimate betrayal to adam lambert but here it goes. kris allen is hot. (que fainting people scene.) i know. it leaves a bitter aftertaste in my mouth. but its true, he is hot. especially in the vid.

tomorrow is christmas! so merry christmas people! (idk where this sentence come from but here goes.) remember no HO, HO, HOS on christmas day. on the 26th is fine.

thats all i got for now. catch ya later.

5 Seconds

hello world. i just woke up. i slept from 12 pm till 7 pm then i slept again at 705pm till 1am something. so now here i am, fresh as ever. today, well yesterday, i went for training (olahraga) without sleep. omg, almost died. somemore we did the triangle shit x_x but good thing lots of people went.

anyway, smktm got friendly last monday at confusion (thats how u pronounce it but idk how to spell it) guess who won? not us thats for sure. we lost by 2 points. the final score was 21-19. i feel bad cause i missed a couple of shots. but i have to admit that was the most fun i ever had in a friendly. my first sucked, second blowed. so thank God the 3rd aint that bad. we're gonna get revenge fo sho.

okay thats all for the sport statistics.

tomorrow, today i mean, we'll go to pavilion to fix my ipod. the thing died on me. lets hope its fixable. all my tech is die-ing. first my ipod and now my laptop is kecacated also. please work or not i'll be bored to death.

cant wait for friday! see ya people. thats all cause i dont feel inspired anymore. tata.

The Blame Game

i cant sleep and im bored out of my freaking mind. i feel sorta depressed cause my holiday blows so far cept for a few woo-hoos here and there. and on monday i got a friendly match which i am not ready for btw. and i hope i wont fail our school team. my shots been off and that sux. so im suppose to write stuff here right bout now.

...... (crickets) ......

yea. i got nothing. god give me some sort of inspiration.

Roll Up Your Sleeves And Get To Work

hello ole dead blog. i've been lazy to be honest and my life is dead boring these days. im actually living in a routine like manner. heres what my tues-fri looks like

8 - basketball / olahraga training
11 - eat / balik
12 - take bath
12.30 - sleep
7 - wake up to my brother's banter for dinner or etc.
8 - eat
9 - watch tv
1/2/3 - roll round in bed

usually i read before i sleep. and omg, i read truly madly yours. oh shit, i cried like hell. idk whats wrong with me. i think because im very sleep deprived. oh and have i mentioned im staying at my dads for 2 weeks cause i wanna blik kampung at christmas? so YEA.

today, i surprised myself by sleeping at 6 in the morning. and finished the book of tomorrow (which is also sad and happy and awesome. no surprise there since its cecelia ahern's) and ran a full round for 7 minutes (i dont know how that happened. i think cause some creepy person was like asking me a question so i just upped and chow.) anywho, when everyone balik-ed i was alone and there was the football team. and i have no mood for their rowdy behaviour so i had to wait at the bus stop at sktm2. geee, thanks. a lot. oh and i saw an old fren of mine. the years has done him justice haha

when i head home, my grams stopped by giant. tip, dont get the roasted chicken. tasted like baby barf. i am being strictly serious. or the nestea cause that too taste like shit. but get the cotton candy cause its goooood :P

anyway, woke up at 7+ and ate fried rice for din din. watched tv, read me boook and blog.

i watched jamie's road trip and i still dont get why theres such a thing as racism. i shud meet one and i asked wtf is going through their head. i mean, there was a couple of boozers who said the N word on live tv. i mean, cmon you people are boozers and still think ur better than everyone from another race? like do they have some mental disability or somethin? cause i really dont get it. honestly it's completely effed up retarded.

anywho, on a lighter note, got bball tomorrow :) i hope got passing layup. its so much funner than normal ones :D

it's 215 am and my eyeball hurts. tata.

Legendary.

I AM IN 3N!

OH YEAH. UH-HUH.

I'LL TELL YA WHY IM SO FREAKIN HAPPY.

PRAKKASH, NARESHA, ANDREA, RUTH, ELAINE, SHARLENE, KONG, GRACE, AIMUNI, ALIYYA, NG THE HOTTIE :P, RACHEAL, NAZMIL

SO YEA!

AND NEXT YEAR SCHOOL IN THE MORNING SO Y'KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

I DONT KNOW EITHER BUT ITS AWESOME.

The Merlion

hello! i went for a trip to see my cuz. it was awesome. went to eat some japanese and korean food. so delis. and then there was this barbeque thingy and u get to cook ur own food. knowing me i burnt some of the stuff. but it tasted all right (to me :P) anyways, went to underwater world. kinda disappointed. aquaria is WAY better man. semangat malaysia.

saw the pink dolphin. looks like a dolphin with a bad sunburn. honest. when i saw the turtles and stuff i knew fo sho im gonna take marinery course. wish me luck.

went to the zoo too. i know so touristy. anyyway, i saw the white tiger and mind u i watched the vid of em ripping a guy apart so they scared the living shit out of me. they were like real white with startling blue eyes. maybe if u kiss one of it, it'll become u know like some hot caucasian guy or you just get eaten and die for such a useless cause. some people are willing i bet.

nywho, saw the white tiger shit and the fish started like eating the poop. yea a big (?) when i saw it too. and i saw em eat. kinda cool in a terrifying way. get what i mean? pygmy hippo is way cute weyh. there was a lil one but some stupid woman keep hitting the fibreglass. no brainer.

oh and i saw the monkeys with real red asses. ill post some pics later. oh and my cuz almost lost a finger to a pelican. long story.

went to the 2nd island and went for a skyride and lugeride. omg. so awesome. it was like totally thrilling and super fun. definite climax to the trip. oh, and i like to apologise to the couple who was taking pics and i go sibuk sibuk. sorry >_<

me and my family took the double deck which was not bad. very roomy.
shopping centres that are super awesome - vivocity, chinatown, takashimaya, queensway, orchard mall.

i think thats it. (its not but my brother is in my hair cause im using his comp.)

see ya for now. tata.

Creepa Palooza

hello has been too long! i dont know what to write bout so i'll just write bout stuff i remember for last few weeks.

i've been playing basketball and olahraga, i do think im a holic. anywho, did diagonal which was fuckin tiring for like 22 minutes AND i even had bowel problems like the first 10 minutes. so yeah. haha. we played bball against seksyen 5 at siaga. omg lost like hell. 9-3. damn sad. somemore i got one free layup and it didnt mother masuk. so annoying. asyraf came to one of the training and he's not bad i guess. haha. nyways, if i touch the rim this year, coach would belanja shoes. ANY KIND. so i have to touch it. HAVE TO. (cant even touch board yet. bother.)

i went to smartpets, thinking it'll be awesome. its not. trust me.

OH and i finally got the new ahern book. havent read it yet tho. looks heavenly :P

my uncle lend me some nicholas sparks books and omg, i was crying shit aftr i finished. its so sad and sweet. definitely up there in the list of awesomest author ever. and i finished the wicked series which was to be honest kinda boring. i was so disappointed >_> try to imagine the ending is the guy who got scarred became unscarred but the soulmate kena blind and has to forever be in this place to damn those who dont keep the world in balance to hell. wha? so kecacated.

idk why but i've been playing my ds again. i havent touch it for like 8 months and its fun again :P

i watched crows zero 2. i dont get the movie but plenty of hot guys. swoon. the fighting parts are cool too. and yes, i HAVENT watched new moon. im so pissed. i really REALLY wanna watch it. bummer. i watched kung fu panda again and its still awesome. (duck + ? = panda) try to solve that haha

im suppose to have tuition in dec but cant seem to fit it in anywhere. im scared for pmr now. hope God help me man. everytime i start thinking bout next year, this comes up.

PMR. PMR. MORNING SESSION. PMR. SPORTS IN THE EVENING. PMR. NEW TEACHERS. PMR. MORE MATHS. AWESOME MOVIES. PMR. MSSD. PMR.SEEING FRIENDS AGAIN. PMR. PMR. PMR!!

yeah.

btw, someone at siaga looks exactly like amir hamzah form 3. seriously. freaks me out. ask ruth. its creepy.

got some drama with seksyen 5 girls. people need to chill. its just a game eh?

so thats it. tata.

What Part Of Don't Touch, You Don't Understand?

hello! i've been so busy busy busy. on tuesday, BASKETBALL! in the morning. played against seksyen 5 and some bloody bastards insulted our team. all i gotta say is FU-UCK YO-OU! haha. anyways ate at the nasi ayam shop ;D i dont know the name of the shop. there was kitties there too! but keshen dont like em :( meanie. OH and i got to know he's from my school! sktm2 la. he was so upset that i dint know. i dint believe at first but when i got home i checked the school mag and there he is! in 4 Ehsan. hi keshen. haha. dont mind me im listening to I LOVE COLLEGE BY ASHER ROTH. which actually makes me hyper ^_^

anyways, on wednesday, BASKETBALL! in the morning. felt so sleepy. but i went anyway cause it was girls training >_< btw, OOI +ANNDREA LOH ahaaha. he hates it when i ejek him that but its so fun. nyways trainin, did ball protection (te-hehe) today. me and ruth were goofing off and ending up getting hurt. good thing we survived tho haha. she tripped on my foot and i tripped on her leg. it was funny but coach wasnt laughin. i guess he wouldnt find it funny. prakkash drew a picture of coach which was so cute with buckteeth and stuff.

ate at syed. we made a mess and was so noisy and all the people there was like staring but we dint care haha. so freakin hyper and laughing shit. poor naresha kena kcau while she was eating. it was fun. then they all teman me to school and i went home. i mandi eat then slept till like 7 oclock. was so tired. hehe. then eat and watched tv. so here i am! dont know what else to do. might as well go read a bit.

p.s. watched niga higa in youtube. so funny. i love the green ball ahaha. later

Whoop Dee Doo

i noticed all my title sucks like hell this days. i dont know la. results been sucky. and spm is coming. btw GOOD LUCK ALL SPM-ERS. so what have i been up to? not much actually. fightin with my dad, basketball, goin school. da-di-da-di-da.

last friday went to kal's in the morning. played taboo and then went to ruths for dancing with the stars. that game is damn fun but i suck at it :( haha. nyways, last sat went for olahraga had 30 minutes jogging which was actually not bad-ish. then went eat eat and bought some dvds. the hangover looks awesome. still havent watch yet tho >_<

nyways, today dint do much watched a movie in the dewan. it was the series of unfortunate events, damn sad that story. then went to ponteng in k class. omg. i swear anndrea and i were damn high over nothing. we just couldnt stop laughing. everyone was like looking with the "i dont get it" face. fucking funny. but when i went up to class, felt okay ony. haha

anyways, tomoro going for basketball cause cuti! yay. btr sleep now. bye bye.

p.s. watch this.

Gone Koo Koo

hello hello. been a while eh?
should start with i heard tommy sing!
haha. omg he sings awesomely weyh seriously
anyways that happened last friday. only a few people came.
anndrea, grace, michelle, leesha, kong, tommy, philip and others la.
we played cards the whole day. i ponteng ponteng assembly also.
everyone was damn jumpy cause mat zain was circling the blocks.
damn scared weyh cause a few people got caught and told on us.
stupid bastards.
but in the end we were free-ee cause we are that pro haha.
omg, i dnt know what the hell is wrong with me la.
anywho, that night went to the koko shit which was okay la, i guess.
teach rohana asked me how old i was when i went up to take my sijil
what the, wha?
i was like umm form dua ?
she nod and i took the sijil and ran for my life haha.
anyhows, on sat went for olahraga.
did 25 minutes jogging. felt awesome since i havent done that much for awhile ady.
on sun, went for basketball.
only kong and keshen came so we call call.
varmant, nic, ooi, kong, keshen and me in the end though. not bad la.
at least we managed to play one game and chern fell halfway.
omg, he could have lost his spine and ass weyh.
but he's okay. anndrea loh keeping him alive haha.
just kids.
later ate at mch.
went back home and puked my guts out. ger-oss.
at night had din din at chili's and watched mj's this is it.
still cant believe he's gone. it feels unawesome.
today went to school.
worked at corp.
hanif all were being crazy as well haha.
aliyya dint used her power of anak puan rohana though.
it would have been totally AWESOME! if she did.
haha.
didnt do much today.
played cards as usual. then went home.
eat then went to giant.
got a few stuff and now im blogging.
cnt wait for tomorrow. got olahraga haha.
tata hone :)

p.s. ignore the hone.

No Fair

my finals are finally over. yes. but. theres always a but. my sejarah teach wants the notes that i DIDNT finish by tomorrow. and an all nighter it is. 3 chapters of pure doom. i thought today would be the day i can finally relax but nooo. sejarah is really a pain in the ass. sorry sejarah but its true. now better go finish it up.

p.s. siaga tomorrow. gonna practice full court full speed lay ups. wish me luck :)

Thunder

well beginners luck my ass. my first friendly ever and i played like some hobo they picked up from the street. seriously. everyone else played awesomely though, good thing ^_^ we won by 1 point.

omg, those sg buloh players are major 0_0 weyh. super awesome. god.

there was numbr 11 which was quite short but she was fast and scored like almost all. and i think she got banged the most also. kudos to her man. the oldest there was like 14 and they totally jilted our team. i felt like hitting something and it didnt help i got a bloody blister on my foot. oh well thats life.

anyways speaking of life. sejarah has succeded to drain the life out of me. the last time i laughed was like an hour ago because i watched the simpsons for awhile. 2 more days and the bitching will be over. (mr burns says "excellent") on wednesday i dont give a shit. i'll play basketball and go ponteng ponteng or play cards. lets just hope my results wont let me down.

so gtg study somemore now. if only the simpsons marathon quit calling to me. damn. im doomed.
tata.

Memoirs

Cant believe how stupid i was last year haha. compare to this year, God. Maths used to be string cheese. now skim milk. next year french toast.
-THE MUMBLES OF ME.

i think im hungry.

Quick And Easy

hello. i have to make it quick since tomorrow is geo >_> lots of stuff has happened. i'll just list em down real quick

prakkash has become a braceface. welcome to the club fellow brother.
now, it makes me, grace, joelle, danial, prakkash, dania, arfah. i think. did i miss anyone?
anyways, now he shall know how fucked up painful braces are. good thing im getting em off by the end of the year. yes, sweet sweet freedom.wonder what i'll look like without em.

next is im gonna fail bm. today took penulisan. can die.so freaking hard.

ringing. someones phone was actually ringing during the exam when JC was the teacher. heck, it was hashriq. fucking funny weyh. we were all doing our papers when some hip hop song came on. everyone thought it was JC's but i knew better since i was sitting right beside him.

shyam was crazy during science paper two. he was like making noises, scraping the table and when he wanted to laugh he'll disguise it as a cough. one time tak jadi omg. everyone laugh weyh. it was damn funny.

its weird. livita 250x used to mean something. now, its damn shit. useless hopeless waste of money drink.

i got new basketball shoes ^_^ my old ones died so my mum got me a new pair. unfortunately, we bought it 2 days before exams so i was like shit! have to wait 2 weeks before i can use them. grr.

just puked just now. god feel damn sickish. hope i can do the exams tomorrow. later.

p.s. good luck all u exam takers.

O_O

im constantly taken off guard even after everything i've heard and everything i've seen, life could still give me a hell of a surprise.
nobody is what they seem.
haha, bye.

Second Chances?

hello. i've been bz with well, nothing actually. just malas to update. anyhow, today went to school. I dont know why i bother. the teachers dont really teach. they just give latihan and dont really care whether you do it or not. anyways, when reached school, talk talk with everyone and kal told me something about sharlene. it happened at sharmila's which i couldnt go to cause of you know who being you know what. i wont tell you here unless you wanna know then ask me at school. the story is too long to write.

anywho, in class, fight with kong as usual. haha. damn stupid. first he threw a pen at me then i threw a water bottle. then he called me something i dont remember. then i attacked him with a chair though he ran too fast. sigh, haha. he was being extra hyper today. going crazy :P

all of us were real crazy today but surprisingly we finished all our work though. OH! i kacau keshen like hell today . haha. he thinks i know his fb password when actually i dont but you know me. you dont know whether im telling the truth or im just joking around. haha. okay okay too much haha's.

oh yea, yesterday my cous came over and we chit chat round la. its been a long time since we hung out it was kinda fun. we went out to JJ and i played the basketball game thingy. swear to God my arms hurt like hell. then played the air hockey thing which i btw manage to beat my cous haha. anyways, after that we head home before going out to get some grub.

i've been reading the secret circle and its damn awesome. i know i should be studyin but mlas la. especially sejarah blrrgh. exams are next week and i hope i could get my 8 A'S. wish me luck.

bye. goin studyin now >_>

Wishes

HAPPY DEEPAVALI!
TO ALL YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE.
HAVE AN AWESOME ONE

Blown Out Of Proportion

hello! today, i slept at 4+ almost 5. then went to bank. the bankers look so happy working. i dnt know whether its an act or they really love their jobs but the bank is so boring. the only thing interesting there is the money. okay, now i get why they love their jobs. haha. anyways later went to aimuni's place at 1230. turns out i was like 2 hours late. i read the sms wrongly. it was suppose to be at 10. i was wtf? oh well. most of the people was still there though so it was all good. anyways, later went to arfah's place. her house is H-U-G-E. it goes on everywhere forever. seriously.

watch the boys play guitar hero since i really suck at it. look at mze's gf face for the first time ever. she looks exactly like aliyya from 2k. so weird. anyways, had to go home at 230. at home enjoyed a delicious quarter pounder. first time i tried it. its awesome weyh. its like a cheeseburger but bigger. its not like double cheeseburger which is grossly huge. its just nice. haha. then enjoyed a sundae before watching i love u beth cooper and year one. both movies were okay only but i love u beth cooper sucky ending and year one doesnt make sense at all.

anyhows, went to eat at old town at mwt. enjoyed 'how fun' ^_^ ironic no? the other spelling might be 'ho' fun'. which spells worst. either way its delicious. now at my dads. online-ing at 246. hope cn wake up early tmoro.

tata.

What The Eff?

hello. been awhile.ignore the title. i have no idea what else to write. next thing u know all my titles would be untitled. anyways, lots been going on since i last updated. haha. i've beenplayin loads of basketball and today played during pj with baju kurung. omg, it was fuckin hot. everyone was sweaty as hell. okay i know tmi but still. then went to class for agama and ustazah was in a bad mood and stuff. wasnt good. nyways, before headin home played more basketball. d-u-h. haha. played okay i guess. not too bad but not pro either >_>

anyhows, exams are coming 0_0 i want to get it over with la. its so annoying. i want to be u kno FREE!! but of corse i dont control this kind of stuff. so i have to study. like a lot. all the time.

oh yea! it reminds me of koperasi today. it was ruth's first day at the korp. lau was like testing her and stuff. me and kal just lagh it off. the questions were real hard. no joke.

anyways, i cnt think right now since the tv is beckoning. but i feel like posting something. oh, american idol repeats are on. see ya.

p.s. cnt wait to hang out with me frens tomorrow!

Funny Bone

hey. im in a hurry so i just thought of my abandoned blog. anyways, i found this blog that have Samy Vellu Jokes. please keep an open mind kay?

Samy Vellu on the speed of Pos Laju's delivery system :-

"BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI" :-)



At a TV interview, when trying to say he was ashamed, he said:

`Kemaluan saya besar'


Samy said in a ceramah:

"Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orang-orang kampong disini."

One pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?"

and Samy gloriously replied,

"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"


Samy's favorite quote on national television:

"Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"


During the water crisis:

"semua orang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr..!"


Regarding social problems:

"..orang2 muda sekarang banyak hisap dada.."


At a blood donation campaign in Sungei Siput:

"...marilah kita semua menderma dara.."



During the height of the Al-Arqam saga, he said in a press conference,

"Saya gembira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam.."



At an opening ceremony:

"Tuan tuan dan puan puan, saudara mara, sesudah semua orang makan kenyang, sekarang kita mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas untuk membuka kain"




Commenting about his modesty:

"sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"



And the best: u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS.

PLUS Highway = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy



"saya berasa bangga dapat melihat pusat-pusat jururawat yang cantik-cantik.".upon opening ceremony for nursing training center



"Saya tidak setuju dan menentang sekeras2nya tuduhan PAS memanggil kami kapir ..."



Ucapan Samy Vellu sempena kepulangan angsakawan Dr. Sheikh Mudzafar,

"Kita rasa bersyukur kerana angkawasan kita yang telah MENINGGAL DUNIA selama 10 hari telah selamat DIKEBUMI."

Samy Vellu and his Stamps

When Samy Vellu completed 25 years of his role as a politician over M'sia, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He insisted the stamp to be of international quality. When the stamps were duly released, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and become furious. He called the chief of the Secret Service and ordered him to investigate the matter. The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Samy Vellu.

He said: "Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!"




-------samy vellu and space exploration

Mr Samy Vellu went for the United Nations' meeting. He represented the Malaysian Prime Minister. All nations were
discussing about space exploration by the year 2008.
Here are some of the conversations:
China Delegate : "By the year 2008, China will start their moon exploration project."
Russian Delegate : "We too, we are going to explore the moon. This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon."

George Bush & Clinton : "We the United States will also explore the moon for the second time."
Malaysian Delegate : "By the year 2008, Malaysia will explore the sun."

There was a long silence. Bush stood up and asked the Malaysian delegate
"Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?"
Samy Vellu (after a long silence) : "We will do it in the
evening."

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Siri lain
Samy Vellu ditemuramah tentang program angkasawan negara.

Lagi-lagi Samy
Samy: "…Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat.
Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergi
matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita…."

Penemuramah: Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi
sana ?

Samy: Cit! itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun
jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang,
manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk……



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samy vellu and sign Language
Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw
and was unable to speak. Being the great leader that he was,
he continued his grand tour.

On the last week of his visit, the RTM crew was present for
his press conference. Although unable to speak, Samy insisted
sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues.

Samy caught a chicken and showed it to camera. He next took
a goat, and showed it to the camera. Finally he took a bag
and displayed in front of the camera.

Dr Ling was the first to see the video clips. He said, "Samy
is telling us that India has insufficient food because he
showed us chicken and goat, and he wants Malaysia to donate
bags of rice."
The senator watched silently then said, "No lah!...what Samy
trying to say is HE IS COMING BACK!!!"

The whole Cabinet was puzzled and look to the man for
an explanation.

The Senator reasoned, "AYAM KAMBING BAG!!!"
("I am coming back!!!" in Indian accent)

hope yall like it. see ya.

Set Em Up

hello. well today obviously got drama right? huh. i wanted to go zoo for the volunteer thing which was 50% of my sivik mark. then knowing my dad he let me go only if we could see my teacher, got letter from school, see the zoo people and bla bla bla. so in the end got plenty of tears, i hate you's and inner hating.

at the zoo, my dad was going ballistic and start talkin bout me behind my bck to the zoo people. then he went home. turns out, he dint go home. he went to my FRIGGIN SCHOOL. i know, embarassing to a point of fucked up. he axtually went to see my teacher and stuff. i had nothing to hide so i dint give a shit. then he just wants to find some fault in me, he asked my teacher bout basketball. my teacher said that one the student arranged. major duh. the school was too cheap to pay for our training. anyways then my grams told my dad lets just send her to hostel. BAH! that will happen (eye rolling) i rather chop off my arm tha go to a hostel. and believe me chopping off my arm would bring loads of attention from the media and my dad wouldnt like that would he?

alas, he is my father. this is a curse that has been bestowed upon me. ala, i know eventhough how much i despise him, ashamed of him, he's still my dad. cant live him alone can i? not like i have a choice.

anyhows, forget bout him.

ZOO TIME!

it was freakin awesome. got loads of hard labour and shit. i mean real shit. u know, poop. hey those turtles can poop like hell man. it was like a mountain. anyways, managed to clean 3 mini ponds and 1 huge one. it was fun. but our zookeeper not only was damn han sap (flirty) he was cruel too. the turtles, poor turtles kena step on by him, rolled over and he also fed a LAMB real living breathing LAMB to a snake. did i mention it was a LAMB? those cute ones. good thing i hate lamb chop. he pulled the lamb by the neck, fed it some vegies then throw it into the snake cage. it was effed up. i know snakes gotta eat but cant you like slaughter it first? give it a faster death than a slow painful one down a snakes throat?

anyways, heres some pics.

camera person - me
the people inside the pics - han sap fella, ruth, me, shyam, cutesy pie and family, mount garbage, mini mount garbage, mr broom

before our hardwork

even the turtles are cowering in fear because it is so dirty.

i present to you mount garbage

all in a row. good boy. and girl. and boy or girl?

close up on the crap!

working hard le

shyam abang sado' haha

ruth excited over mud hhehe

you know.


after so long, it is CLEAN

swimmy here, swimmy there

its too shiny. my eyes, it burns haha

mini mount garbage

hardwork always pays off

it looks like a mirror image but its not

no intro needed

paksa smile hehe

warriors of cleanliness

the cutesy pie!

so clean already?

after that, fed the turtles. there was this turtle island where u have to cross a wooden plank like in a pirate movie one in order to get there. almost crap my pants i did. it was scary and the plank is like real wobbly. anywho, i got out alive haha and walked around with me frens and took more pics with ruths and philips phone and camera.

then i head home, eat and take bath. my hand smells like a turtle salad which consist of lettuce, cabbage, fish, papaya, banana, long bean, and some other things i had to hold. not good. have to go wash le. see ya. tata.

Skippy

howdy do. okay. today is a brand new day. started off with me going to school. watch pro people play basketball then head to class. then head to koperasi meeting. can die. it was so majorly boring i swear. then my pengetua mcm over over emotional. she lets people give opinion then say stuff like "jgn jdi negative." what? woman decide whether u want our opinion or not. i mean since urs is oh so valuable-ente' and our is so worthless-ie-es (?)

hahah. then in class. ugh. class = boring. we dint even learn anytin. teavher cme in and sit there while we play chess and stuff. then during rehat kne mrh by teacher norliah then blik class. i wanted to ponteng kh since teacher dint even come but nah. i will be a good disciplined student (puking sounds)

masa maths i did my work, pour water on kong, throw paper at everybody and laughed. a lot. then 15 minutes mahu blik i went out from class. dnt wury i finished my work ady. then hung out with me frens, shoot some hoops then blik.

ate rice with kurma before going up into my own lil world called my room. now im reading, chattin and bloggin. i need to find something to do. see ya.

p.s. tomorrow going to volunteer at the zoo. cant wait!

Threats

a hell lot of ugly from a parade of stupidity

haha, hello people. today went for bball at siaga then went to school. was hyper hyper. then, this is when the drama starts, balik time. it was 7.15 and my bro called me. he was freaking out and was saying omg, dads pissed at you bla bla bla. i have to admit i was scared shitless. and talking to my grams was useless cause she said it was all my fault. what? i called her just now saying im going to school and might be going home a little later. anyhows, i asked aida if she could send me home and she said can. so anyways, in the car my bro was teling me my dad wanted to see my frens and stuff. how old am i? 10? i came back at 7+ also want to go all crazy. its not like i pergi isap dadah. i was at school for God's sake.

after that, reached home. my dad was going crazy at me, athirah and aida. being the a-hole he is, he keeps finding stuff to blame it on me. and another thing that was puzzling me was if he was so fucking worried, why didnt he check at school? he knows i play there almost everyday. anyway, do you what he fucking said? he was scolding us as if what we've been doing is so unthinkably disgusting. sheesh we were playing basketball, not fucking around. bet he dint believe that. he also said and i quote "i've been giving her all the freedom such as letting her sleeping at 3am and watch tv after 12am." wtf? im 14. its NORMAL for me to sleep at that time. if thats freedom i'm in prison. oh wait i fucking am.

i hate this hell hole. anywho, he said nomore basketball for me. at first i was fucking piss and shit sad la. what the hell? i mean my uncle said its good to play sports than do drugs and shit after the divorce. now my dad is saying i shouldnt play. omg, i have to consider smoking. see his fucking face would be priceless. but of course what my mum said is true. i'll just be hurting myself. so u know what im gonna do?

-PLAY MORE BASKETBALL.
-KEEPING MY ROOM DIRTY AS HELL
-COME HOME REALLY LATE
-WATCH TV ESPECIALLY AFTER 12AM
-SLEEP AS LATE AS I POSSIBLY COULD.

at first i thought i should just go to my mums as easy as that. but i wont pussy out. i just provoke him somemore. lets see his face when im fucking rebellious. i wont let him win anymore. im gonna have so much fun. im done being the perfect daughter for him since he wont appreaciate it. im not saying i'll go into negativity like drugs, free sex etc but i will NOT LISTEN TO HIS SHIT. but since i still love my mum, i'll be the perfect daughter to her by keeping my grades up, respecting her and stuff.

anyhows, now im in my room going in a hunger strike until the coast is clear. i dont want to see him after what he said to aida and athirah. btw im really sorry guys for his a-hole behaviour and thanks for being there for me ^_^

im thinking of having scrramble eggs. sounds good. gotta go talk to my informer (bro) now. see ya.

p.p.s. if he stops me from going basketball, i will take a cab i swear to God.
p.p.p.s. i love you people.

Jaded

haha, hi. well todays a monday. surprsingly it all went awesomely.woke up. had bihun goreng which was awesome btw. went to school. talk talk, perhimpunan perhimpunan then head to class. during sivik, talk bout ghost stories. fuck, it was shit scary. someone could have crap their pants. serious.

anywho, rehat time eat eat like i always do then went for science. surprisingly, i did work (omfg!) cause had to hantar the book for marks maybe thats why i was so semangated. during agama played tai ti, got scolding from ustazah because never bring book, etcera etcera. after agama, while waiting for teacher to come up, me, kong, tommy, ruth and philip watched the basketball game and ejek ejek ooi. (sorry). kong was like ooiruth! and i was like kongjade! haha,funny part was ruth hit philip not kong hahha. in bm class, all of us were talking bout porn, tights and some shit. p.s. kong is a horndog pervert. all the things we were talking bout shouldnt have been discussed by 14 years olds.

haha, anyways, masa blik watched pro people play bball then head home. so here i am writing the lamest post in the world in the lamest blog in the world. ciao people.

No Idea

hey, this post is specifically dedicated to a certain person who is a man, with a name that rhymes with masam and have a goatee that looks like hairy shit stuck to his chin.

that motherfucker not only fucking threw rubbish on the fucking floor, he told me to pick up his garbage shit. he motherfucking did it, he should do it. somemore that dog, insulted the way i played basketball in front of my whole class like he's some kind of fucking king of basketball. fuck you man. if any basketball player said that i wouldnt mind at least they play the sport. but this middle age motherfucker doesnt even know what a lay up and a chop is and can talk shit to me. which makes me shit angry.

the worst part is i let it get to me. when i reached home i was so upset i would have ripped my basketball apart. but i dint of course. cause i knew all that time i wake up 5am in the morning, wait 2 hours to start playing, stayback for 2 hours almost every single day, aint for nothing. sure im not mvp, sure i still miss shots but im human. i make fucking mistakes. so if that jackass of a dog, thinks he's fucking pro-er than me so be it. at least i myself know he cant motherfucking play.

God, im sorry for being so you know like that. but i was so angry it was beyond me. i never had anything against him. when he came into the class, i sat down quietly and read my book. but he had to go all commando personal emotional shit attack on me. i think he just hates me for reasons unknown to man kind. anyways, kal is hating on another teach so S.U.S.U. is back on people. worst part is both teachers are coming morning next year. how unlucky.

lets just hope shit like this could be avoided. i seriously have no time for all this drama shit. tata

Alpha Dog

hey. been doing maths recently. i still remember everyone tellin me form 2 maths is fucking easy. its a fucking lie.

i got so annoyed doing it. my mum got annoyed too since i keep asking her questions and she telling me how to do but my brain doesnt seem to process them in a language i understand. in the end i just nod. its totally obvious i dint get it and my mum could see that but she just let it go ^_^

anyways, today in class, kal, elaine, kong and ooi dint cme to school. plus teacher norliah called all the koperasi people out. i was preparing for her to say "you're fired." but thank God that dint happen. instead she said thank you to all of us for working so hard. (my wtf face was on the entire time she said "te-ha-nnk yoo-u") haha. then got back in class and did my maths or more like trying to do maths.

then after some time, teacher jc called me and ruth to go weigh and shit. we were so excited for no apparent reason. haha. it turns out i grew but i put on weight. damn shit. oh well. then pj time well you can guess what happen

i got in trouble.

my pj teacher dnt let grls play bball (how sexist is that?) so me and ruth wanted to find some escape route and we did. when he saw us all he could do was shake his head hehe. so made a fool of myself and head to class. wtched the bball game for awhile (ooi and some guy against dollah and an win) which was real intense. anywho, during agama uh i...

i got in trouble.
again.

she called all of us then ask us to do pafa right there and then. gulp. i hentam shit ony and manage to get everytin ticky tick except one. good enough since it was on the spot kinda thing.
after that, shoot some hoops before heading home. btw the school was full of people in colourful clothes. they got sembahyang hajat for form 3 and 5. the dewan was damn full.

anyhows, head home and eat. tried to do maths again then online la. hehe. i guess i shuld sleep since tmoro goin bball. catch ya later.

Let It Rain

hello. been too long. so today, basketball in the morning duh. kept drizzling. nywho, made me piss to no end when i keep missing power shots. or any other shots to be exact. and it dint help that dollah was laughing like hell. vvf. nyways, went to eat at the nasi lemak shop. the rice was damn nice. later went to ruths and play with sam and spye. damn cute weyh.

anyhows, later went to school. had some sort of ceramah for form 2 grls. god that lady is into details. too much INFO ALERT. i fell asleep for half an hour through the thing. woke up all crappie and cramp-ii. all of us got free pads. yes pads. i just gave it away to the dudes. they were so excited bout it. throwing it round and laughing shit. it was fucking funny.

later in maths the guys were playing water war. i acted all innocent then threw water at kong. he dint even know it was me. hhaha, sorry. masa blik, watched the pros played bball. damn awesome weyh. when i reached home, eat eat and now i am bloggin while watchin tv. guess thats it. later

Arr-Rated

its not. but its a frickin funny vid. must watch fo sho.

The Sun Will Shine

hey. holidays are almost over. back to school. major zzzz. didnt do much during the hols now that i thought bout it. loads of visiting, playing basketball and shit like that. good thing didnt rain too or not it would have cramped my non existent plans.

anyways, today goin to see my orthodontist (is that how u spell it?) for another check up. i've been going to that woman for 4 frickin years. dont i get a break? if so i want it to be a CLEAN BREAK. the only person that could understand this is christopher. he's been going there forever too but not anymore though. lucky.

anyhows, back to basketball. yesterday i played with me friends. gosh i am SO out of shape. 25 minutes of gameplay and i got tired already, wtf? all my stamina gone, poof just like that,. back to frickin square one. pisses me off that.

oh, and yesterday me and ruth went round mwt for a bike ride. gosh, now i wish i got a bike so i could ride round. it'll be A WAY of transportation nyways.

athirah told me, soon driving license could only be taken when ur 21. if thats the way they want it, screw it. im driving by the time im 16. aint nothin cn stop me. okay people might but dint u kno a lost cause when its totally in your face? ^_^

so guess thatsit. since its in the morning and i have a bloody headache, this post is completely and utterly bout nothing in particular. so catch yer later

Protein

well, yello. lets get to the main point shall we? yesterday, me dad's friend came over with his family. at first we thought at most it'll be like less than 20 people since its just one family. guess what? they arrived like agung like that with the cars and the noise and the people. there were like 30+ people and i didnt know ANY OF EM. AT ALL. they came in and talk talk talk. my bro and i was like salam-ing people with what the fucking faces. they arrived with 6+ cars and the cars were big shit. i didnt know how to react so i just went with the safest way possible.

to the kitchen mates.

my grams was there trying to like cut up more ketupats, adding more kuah. i just ran around helping here and there. but gosh there were loads of UNKNOWN people miling round. to make it hell lot better, all the kids were like my age so my dad was like jom eat together gether and fuck like that. knowing me, i am not the "hoo haa wee lets be friends and share secrets!" kind of person, did my dad really expect some of his friend's kids who btw was looking at me like im some kind of alien because i look chinese, to be best buds? no way.

so after the whole thing was over. the feeling of claustrophobia finally ebbed. i finally got my inner peace back.

anyhows, enough bout yesterday. lets talk bout today.

today i went for bball in the morning and turns out only kenneth and keith were there. all of em look damn tired and was like "keshen is gonna die weyh"

then somemore people came and we played bball la. after that went to eat some chicken rice, which was delicious btw. anywho, went to ruths house and her dog looks really huge now. last time he was like near my knee there or shorter. now he's like almost to my waist. that dog can grow. he's still cute though ^_^

talk talk talk there then head home. after having me bath, had a nap. god so awesome. THEN, my bro woke me up cause my cuz came over. i havent seem him in awhile and he's grown too. all my cuzes are real tall these days. so layan layan, talk talk, then he head to my aunties.

my grams wanted to go get some nasi impit (ricecakes) so i just follow la.

after that went to my aunties and spend time with the really cute kitties. their damn fat now with all the eating and shitting. my cuz was telling me the mummy cat is pregnant. AGAIN. gowd, what a whore haha. her kittens are barely 3 mnths old and shes pregnant hmm...interesting

nyways, rest of the day passed by quickly and now here i am online-ing at 3.40 a.m. cant sit still la. wanna go find something to do. later gator.

Academic Trainers

oh yeah i knew i forgotten something. last thursday we had this not so surprising but surprising spot check. my bag got ransacked but fortunately, my phone was with ms. voon so i manage to escape hehe. elaine was both lucky and unlucky. her product presents all kena rampas but her phone which was under the table, managed to not kena rampas. i dont get it whats wrong with bringing lip balm to school? other students might get distracted because of its shininess when it is applied on people lips? honestly, its fucking retarded.

then we had this assembly thingy, and ooi won first place for a competition. guess what they called him? "tempat pertama ialah ooi jin kong"

laughter.

how did chern turn into kong? try to imagine how confused both of em were when teacher said that. anyways azizah was like scolding me bout me not wearing tudung i was looking around and a big percentage of malay girls are not wearing tudung why am i the target?

then prakkash lit up a firecracker in the middle of the court and started dancing round and round in front of all the teachers. it was hilarious. then sharlene took out the tepung and i dont need to go on for you to know what happen. btw, sorry again ying bout the tepung thing >< played basketball for a little while it felt awesome to run round. haha. gtg now. need sleep or not i'll look like a zombie tomorrow. tata

Festivities

hello. raya's tomorrow. gosh cant believe puasa is over. gawd, time is so freakin fast these days. it scares the shit out of me since well as day go by PMR seems closer. eventhough its a year from now i feel i dont know "FREAKED OUT" in technical terms.

anyhows, went to my uncles buka puasa thingy. it was so awesome. everyone was there and all the food was not cooked, they were BOUGHT. shortcuts. we talked a lot then my grams got sleepy so everyone head home.

so today, i wanted to go for basketball since its raya tomorrow and people want to you know celebrate. then well it rained. surprise surprise. it wasnt just a drizzle, it was like a huge hurricane. i think one of the trees near my neighborhood actually died in the process. i was mooning round the house since i could have gone shopping but i had wanted to go for basketball so i didnt go. my dad even brought it up later on. nice, rub it in my face >_>

tonight, i lit loads of candles around the house especially near the fish pond. the fishes were looking up transfixed to the flickering flame. it was kinda cute in a weird way. anyhows, i started thinking how raya was like i dont know hundreds and thousands of years ago. then i got fascinated by this fish marinery show-documentary thingy that was talking bout sharks ancestors. i dont want to be stuck in THAT time. heres a basic picture of it.see what i mean? it'll be the end of the world as we know it.

im suppose to be sleeping now, but i cnt seem to relax. i guess im just excited ^_^ anyways,

happy raya people.
best wishes, alya ^^

Space

omg, i watch enew and kanye is a douche. i never had anything against him but what he done to taylor swift was shit. it was totally uncalled for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz5cKpEl16I

i know right? beyonce was like wtf-ing. i love her now since she invited taylor up on stage when she won an award. she said

"when i was 19 and won a vma for destiny's child, it was the best moment in my life. i know taylor swift deserves her moment right now."

when she came up, she was like " lets start over "

and she said " i was excited when i won the award. and i was more excited when kanye came up but then i wasnt excited anymore." at backstage. she looked so dissappointed.

and just now went to visit katy perry's twitter and she is damn smart. she was like saying,

" FUCK U KANYE. IT'S LIKE U STEPPED 0N A KITTEN."

and " These gaga oufits are from outer space "

and " There's a reason why beyonce is my hero. "

here here. tata.

Sarcasm

helo. i notice this days i'm sarcastic most of the time. dont know why. heh, must have gotten it from Kal or Sam or both. hehe. anyways, today i didnt sleep at all. after sahur still couldnt sleep so went to the morning pasar with me family. gosh, there is a LOT of people there. more than usual. and all the vendors these days, sell some pretty weird shit. i saw this alien-like cantaloupe-y scale-ish fruit thing thats suppose to be 'good' for you. looks like poison to me. heck, it even had a yellow stalk that looked like a tail and the freaking fruit is RED in colour. wtf? moving on, i also saw some retarded shit in bottles that i bet is still unknown to science. till now i still have no freaking idea what its suppose to be.

anyhows, as we got tired from walking around, we stop to buy some eggs. i saw this really tiny miniscule one that is sold for 10 cents. seriously, it is so tiny that a baby could put it in his/her mouth and it would fit.

after that, went home and finally got some much needed sleep. i woke up couple of hours later (4 o'clock). so semangated wanted to go to school and play bball. turns out there was not a SINGLE soul at the court. it was saturday for God's sake. so instead of playing bball, went to get some stuff at mesra. my mum was all semangated towards the kuih. i guess thats important since raya is less than 10 days away ^_^

anywho, while my mum was reversing the car some BASTARD went and go swerving here swerving there good thing didnt hit the car. if it had kena well lets just say, all hell will break loose.

at night, went to ampang park and my bro got some psp and ps2 games. some of em seems really cool. i also got my baju raya which is in a colour that resembles an evening sunset (yellow, orange, red, pink) then went to watch the ugly truth. that movie is so horny. its a nice one though. i managed to sneak in even though its 18 pl. it was effed up funny. the movie got a monkey having sex video and lots of innuendos. couldnt stop laughing. despite all that, all the things they said in that movie is completely true. seriously.

after the movie, ate at chili's. its not getting any better. the food now is not as great as last time and chili's used to be my favorite restaurant >_> went home and watched fast and furious 4 again. i actually forgotten most parts of the movie haha. so now i guess im gonna go watch tv since i cant sleep. again.

tata.

Close Encounter

i didnt see this really hot guy today who i saw yesterday. i know i know call me superficial. i dont know whether he's like nice or a jerk or a total ass, but he was hot. haha. anyways, hello. today got my creative writing story shit back. i guess its not bad but i still think its not one of my best. everytime i read it, i cringe in horror at the thought i actually wrote THAT.

during pj, we werent suppose to go out and play but knowing all of us we went anyways. good thing i was just sitting and not actually playing cause our teach was looking from afar and he look, well, pissed. ooi, shyam and kong were busy playing and i was like hand signalling them. shyam saw it but the rest of em were too busy. then the teacher was like naik. so all of us did as we were told >_< in class, was hyper hyper. surprisingly the pj teacher didnt say nothing.

during agama thought no ustazah so happy happy playing tai ti when she came. thank GOD she didnt see or not it would have been off with our heads. haha. anyhows, during balik time, played basketball again. haha. i noticed thats all i do these days. this time got the ball at least 6 times, which is an improvement comparing to all the guys who were fighting for it. then, said hi to tina , aida and meera then got myself home. now just after buka which was awesome btw. i dont know what to do maybe go facebook-ing. see ya

The Kill In The Record Shop

hello. been studying. haha. nope not all, zilch, nil, zero. mlas la. at school also i copy the questions than live it be. i dont bother these days. just tired but the only thing i always look forward to is balik time so i could play basketball hehe. wish i had more time to play but usually i only get 15 mins counting trying to steal the basketball. oh, i've been working on my story shit and now finally reach chapter 17. so dont know what else to write so i'll just list down the songs i've been listening to lately.

1. Mona Lisa
2. Breakin
3. High Life Scenery
4. Moment Of Truth
5. California
6. Too Little Too Late
7. She's A Genius
8. Hey Stephen
9. Tricky Angel
10. Self Inflicted
11. Old Yellow Bricks
12. Crying Lightning
13. Chemicals Collide
14. Kill Me In A Record Shop
15. The Resolution
16. Bigger Than Love
17. The Call
18. Here I Sit
19. You're Making It Come Alive
20. Fallin For You

thats all i can think of right now. so bye bye. wanna watch tv ^_^

Stalker

I AM NOW STARING AT A BLACKCURRANT SLURPEE AT 7:04 P.M.
OH HELP ME GOD.

All It Took

omfg, just now during buka felt like dying weyh. it started out like a typical day. i went for basketball, elbowed keshen in the neck, played bullet, played 2 half court games for 30 minutes and practice my layup. and oh constant whining for water. i was depressed cause my basketball shoes had to go for repair or some shit. anyways, went home take bath, laze around then buka. the sirap was effing awesome

anyways, my grams made my fave ikan bakar. i was eating happily when bam. i couldnt breathe or swallow. i ran to the sink and coughed out blood. it was major wtf moment. then my grams came and was like wtf happen? i couldnt talk or breathe. she was like must be fishbone and told me TO DIG MY THROAT. so i did. it was fucking painful. then my dad came he was omfg omfg. the bone couldnt come out. so my dad whack my back one time and so it came out. wanna see what it looks like?
i know. that was lodge in my throat. btw its not actual size. my grams felt bad and was apologizing but i manage to cough out "it's not your fault" so a totally ordinary day became dramarama day. my throat still feels raw though because of my digging haha. so now just got back from 7e. having an awesome slurpee. so nice. haha. thats that. catch yer on the wild side.

Draft of Choice

CHOICE.

prologue

She dug and dug. Tossing occasional stray rocks and pebbles. Her fingernails stained by the earth while droplets of her tears dotted the uneven ground.

“Please be here. Please. This is all I have. You promised. Please.” She sobbed.

But she couldn’t find it. She didn’t give up though. She kept on digging until she couldn’t dig nomore. Hours and hours has passed until finally the streaks of dawn rose in the distant. She stop, hunched over and howled. “No.” After all that has happened. It was all for nothing. He promised it would be here. HE PROMISED! Then she kicked a rock.

She cursed over her stub toe. While she nurse her swollen toe, a little box in brown peeking trough the soil managed to caught her eye. She scrambled and picked up the tiny box with her now weak and weathered hands. She had no energy left after digging half the night away. But what was important was he came trough. She took the key dangling on her neck and opened the box tentively. She had to admit she was scared of what she would find.

All she saw was a delicate gold chain and a letter signed in aqua blue ink. Her favourite colour. She put on the fragile chain and continued on reading the letter.

After she was finished, she dropped the letter and sobbed into the ground. Salty tears slopping down onto the ground. She curled into a ball and shed tears of sorrow until her sister found her on the ground later that night.
-alya

p.s. i know its nuthin much but hey, it's reading material